Christmas Mouse

art from a godzilla advertisement , 1986

Picture of the Radio City tower in Liverpool above a high street

Good evening from beautiful Toronto 🇨🇦🏒🐻

I love my free and objective press

The thing is we've known that housing the homeless is cheaper than neglect, we've known that Ubi is effective at eliminating poverty, we've known that heavily subsidized housing and education leads people into the middle class, we've known all of these things in some cases for 70 years.

Once again phone posting:

I absolutely love Britain! The only place where you can have full bars of 4G and feel like you're on dial up! ☺️

"Bishop to A55"

"Mouse, we've told you about this..."

"BISHOP TO A55!"

this has become a very important video to me

Pippa Timothy on Facebook, Dec 23, 2017: "fun science fact, the North Pole elves are actually a eusocial gestalt (like ants, bees, etc). Santa is the Queen, not in the sense of power or authority but in that he is the sole reproducer Each Santa lives about a year, and then they feed a pupal elf royal jelly so that it matures into a Claus. His belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly on Christmas because generally they hatch a new Claus the day before Christmas Eve. Just think: right now the new Santa is flexing his ovipositor so he can leave eggs inside every chimney, drying out his wings for his first flight."

Running this tomorrow if anyone fancies chucking a last few quid at a good cause. It's 23 degrees Celsius with no cloud cover so please consider donating before I disintegrate into a pile of dust at the 20 mile mark 🙏

"They're the same picture" meme

Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit Image 1: un pied de biche Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur

I mean....

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit_li...

Nothing like a bit of statistical malpractice to get the BBC going on a Saturday morning

They’re at the bar.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

When I lived in london I had people shout at me for asking to move past to stand in the aisle when they blocked up the vestibules

Women's watches also tend to all be pretty decent designs as well, because I guess women are more likely to actually understand what jewellery looks good and what it's worth

But there is a lot of good watches that pass my very difficult criteria of:
1. Can you tell the time easily with it?
2. When I look at it do I think of something other than a balding, lecherous stock broker from the 80s?
(Not considering price because this is all hypothetical)

Men will put absolute dogshit on their wrist worth >£10k and think they look good. And if you find a man like this, the chances are he will have multiple other dogshit watches worth >£10k

I've gone on a fun little deep dive into the world of fancy watches over the past couple of days and I can safely say that the people who buy a lot of these (cis men with considerable disposable income) really do have basically no taste other than "wow! It's expensive so it must be good!"

Also "Lib Dems -0" is very funny

Has anyone tried being more racist and transphobic again? It'll probably work this time

I am interested in multiple ways

Given the quality of the spotify recommendation algorithm over this year I do think they have literally given up trying to interest me in things now

Your top genres: Psychedelic folk Ambient Dungeon synth Celtic Exotica

I do feel it might be worth studying my brain sometimes

National Trust launches fundraiser to help buy land around Cerne Giant Deal expected to pave way for further scientific study, boost conservation and open up access to Dorset chalk figure

Whenever I see a discussion about access to the Cerne Abbas Giant I remember the shaman I once met whose best friend had recently climbed over the fence and slept on the giant's hard-on. "She said it was the most erotic night of her life," the shaman told me.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

I will say i lost respect for Olusoga because of his poor performance and fawning of Stephen Fry on traitors. But he is fucking excellent at pissing off these ridiculous newspapers and magazines

Is the telegraph's argument that, now that the British Empire's atrocities are more well known, we should focus on other empires that could potentially be nicer (lmao) so we don't think empire itself could be bad (shocker!)?

A close-up of part of a Christmas tree with some traditional glass baubles and decorations, the sort produced by Woolworths in the 1960s and 70s and kept forever in shoeboxes in the loft

Ladybird Artists Advent Calendar, window 3
‘Baubles,’ 1964

Artist: Frank Hampson

All the scooby doo games