Demon

Truth

Jesus surrounded by people looking at a scar just under his nipple

and on the third day, Jesus rose to show everyone his top surgery scars

"Bring back the guillotine"
Sticker spotted in Boston, Massachusetts

a big fluffy cat wearing a yellow croc sandal on its head like a pope hat

elect him

The Grink is in the room with us

Had a similar situation with another tradesmen comment about me being 'bossy' while I was actively walking my apprentice thru the steps of a new task. Hit'em with a "Have you tried shutting up? Its fun, its easy, its free" in cheery tone. Man was shooketh

You should also bite him as hard as you can, as a treat ❤️

Im laughing so hard I almost pisstopher'd my pants

I was a teenager who thought it was hilarious that people put horns on viking helmets to make them seem evil but really it just made them rad as hell, and was determined to reclaim my demonic gay status from my religious trauma so hey guess what, Demon the Viking, shortened to Demon viking was born!

Sounds like your weed might be a little crosstopher with you rn

Comparing 2 dif types of products (Instant vs Traditional). Not adressing the dif in food disclosure laws btwn countries (they are diff btw). The US has some legit places to criticize the food industry. But this isn't legit criticism its bad faith fear mongering and misleading

Why hello there

The only time its cool to say I beat my wife

This is one of my son’s all-time favorite Calvin & Hobbes strips

Its really missing a 'sleeping with the boss' wife' somewhere on there.

Entering my biting people era

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store

Being autistic isn't hard. All you have to do is remember the 3 things that make NTs most mad:

- Misunderstandings
- Any effort on your part to prevent a misunderstanding
- Any attempt after the fact to clear up a misunderstanding

So long as you avoid those, functioning in NT society is easy!