Keter Class Kobold #2

your supposition leaves out that kobolds also keep DRAGONS because they are cute

"i saw that meme earlier"
if you saw it you would've sent it to me 🥺😭😭😭😭😭

omg omg omg omg 🥺but you're the cutest thing in mine

you seem to have a bad habit of freezing up with hearts in your eyes whenever you see a kobold. could you tell me about where that might stem from?

legends speak of a kobold who can pet TWO dragons at the same time

raise your hands if all you want is a humble life with your kobold wife

1 kobold with ninja sword vs. 20 adventurers

1 of every pokemon vs a kobold

every time you look into the kobold's eyes, you wonder if you were too quick to say you don't believe in marriage

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me leaving work every day

PIZZA + KOBOLDS = AWESOME

you valiantly save the kobold whose tail got stuck in the fence and your reward is 12 bite marks and a rabies test

there are kobolds that carry photons into your eyes

I think I'm the philosopher of the modern age

your group of autistic therians have watered down Franz Kafka

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bad news: the kobold you've been sharing shinies with all month was AI-generated :(

Who knows the most about kingdom hearts and who knows the least

kobold who is no one's friend and never will be >:(

kobold who can be everybody's friend

kobolds are now compatible with most server mods (see Error Log for exceptions)

kobold who collects other kobolds (polyamorous)

solidarity between kobolds who hate racism and would never serve a bloody dragon x kobolds who really do love dragons and being part of the den (while still hating racism)

due to a bug in the game, all damage dealt by kobolds is technically classified as "energy damage". this means it goes through most immunities and overloads power armor

specifically the taller creature said "now, what's a good kobold say?"

it's like to some people, being a kobold inherently means you want to be objectified like this.

it's cool if you're into that. i peruse similar media on certain other sites.

but it stings to see it treated as a species thing.

due to a bug in the game, all damage dealt by kobolds is technically classified as "energy damage". this means it goes through most immunities and overloads power armor

specifically the taller creature said "now, what's a good kobold say?"

it's like to some people, being a kobold inherently means you want to be objectified like this.

it's cool if you're into that. i peruse similar media on certain other sites.

but it stings to see it treated as a species thing.

rather popular kobold artist drew a picture where a tall creature asks the tiny kobold to speak, it doesn't, and so the tall creature says to another one "sorry, im still training it"

it's hard to process cause like, it's a kink thing. and i'd never want to shame. but it was so unexpected and hurt

that's awesome af to hear

kobold who's exerting his right to free speech