Laney The Monster

ICE Abandons young children on the side of a road after kidnapping their Mom, Dad and oldest brother in Cicero, IL

Here's how threatened I am

Schumer is writing a strongly worded letter right now.

I can't imagine having nothing better to worry about than a general colloquialism that people use on a daily basis to describe something or someone odd.

Must be nice.

I feel like there are a bunch of Agents in a room with Kash, poring over all the evidence - meanwhile, the sh00ter is standing in the corner, saying, "Um... Guys? I'm right here."

Who tf are they going after when it was groypers who are at fault?

Safe travels! 💜🙏

Hopefully, I'll have my main back tomorrow. Its only supposed to be a 24 hour thing.

More of this, please.

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Good Morning! It is Monday September 15. In 1890 Agatha Christie was born. She was a British writer known for her 66 detective novels and 14 short story collections, particularly those revolving around fictional detectives Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple.

Oh gods, yes please!!!! 😈

Does she think that Incels are gonna follow a *WOMAN*?

To them, she was only good for being the wife of Kirk and the mother of his kids. Sure, they were in love, but she can't take his place to his fans.

I'm not sure what she thinks she's gonna do, but that particular sect of fans are not likely to follow the lead of a woman.

I might just stick with memes for now

I was gonna let it go, but I work this afternoon, and I know how that's gonna go. If I wait it out, we'll be slow at work, and I won't be able to scroll or skeet my way thru it.

Maybe I'll be too busy tonight to care, and then tomorrow is another day with my main back!

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Wow! The FBI done fucked up!

The sparrows all ducked into the holly bush, and the arborvitae, then they all got quiet.

So I looked up, and sure enough...

There's a red-tailed hawk prowling the skies.

Mmm.... Smooth.

Yeah, I thought for sure I would get popped for making some rude ass comments yesterday - but, NOPE!

I guess we can't say bad things about Dear Leader anymore 🤷‍♀️

I'm waiting for them to pop this account for just such a reason 🤣

Thanks, John! 💙

Of all the mean comments I've made, its the one about Dear Leader that gets me popped, huh? 🤔

It must be a coincidence!

My Meemaw keeps coming back. She's the only person I can acknowledge without waking up. The portal she uses to go back and forth is on the farm. She told me herself that's the one she uses.