Morning Somewhere

2025.01.13: The People’s Episode
Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, presidential LAN parties, “the People” bidding on TikTok, Elon’s Diablo rankings, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and sharing.

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2025.01.01: Resoluting
Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks’ PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts.

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2024.12.30: Strawburied
Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl.

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2024.12.27: One
Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony’s Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU’s year off.

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2024.12.26: Boxing Out
Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls.

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2024.12.25: Jingling
Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions.

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2024.12.24: Black Widower
Burnie and Ashley discuss holiday hours, broke math, Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, and the gift card economy.

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2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades
Burnie derails Ashley as she tries to discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, buying kids, Christmas tips, best Christmas gifts, Mush’s fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, and Occular Occupational Accolades.

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2024.12.20: The Podcast That Played Beast
Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey’s, Irish as an adjective, nominees for Movie of the Year, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman’s new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog.

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2024.12.19: Starting Now
Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, Bird Flu emergency, and the media’s fascination with missing girls.

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2024.12.18: Person of the Year
Burnie and Ashley reveal Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Butch and Suni get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year.

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2024.12.17: These Lying Kids
Burnie and Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.

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2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time
Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED ON PATREON.

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2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos
Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old Austin, five generations of Austinites, Austin FC, haunted castles in Austin, memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now.

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AWW YEAH!
As I predicted, Christmas Movie of the Year is on Amazon Prime Video now.
(You can see what it was up against here: www.patreon.com/posts/117592...)

2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club
Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY, and the rise of Stinky Dragon.

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2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff
Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, not calling friends on their birthday, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, being passive aggressive, and a dozen other things. Extended version exclusively on Patreon.

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2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring
Burnie and his best-ever mentee @kerryshawcross.com discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, and zeroing in on Person of the Year.

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2024.12.09: Bracketing
Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, Story of the Year, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet’s College Gameday appearance, and Burnie’s picks for the NCAA Football playoffs.

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2024.12.05: Moon

Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, and Jason’s new gambling addiction

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2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley’s Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, …

2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster

Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley’s Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, and how not to fry a turkey.

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2024.12.03: Ask Your Doctor About Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss absurdist humor, the Story of the Year plan, AI developments, possible SOTY nominees, knowing your death date, Amazon under attack, and their choices for Word of the Year.

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2024.12.02: Year Of The Word
Burnie and Ashley discuss Oxford’s Word of the Year, Moana 2, Dawyne Johnson’s sudden hate, Red One, is Sonic 3 a 2024 movie, Texas vs A&M, Michigan vs Ohio State, where fines go, and ghosts of Christmases Past.

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2024.11.29: Name A Woman
Burnie and Ashley discuss grumpy mornings, finishing books, Game of Thrones, Hallmark Plus vs Hallmark Minus, Russia’s economy, naming a woman, Tesla headlines, VPN’s decline, and Texas A&M’s student military organization.

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