*start venting*Yesterday, NYT puzzle connections was bullshit. I didn't get any. I always get some.Today, got the purple one first and the rest in 2 seconds. Yesterday's wordle I got in 2. Today got the last 4 letters in 2, but couldn't solve the puzzle because it became a guessing game*end venting*
20.03.2025 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ICE your rights in English
ICE tus derechos en EspaΓ±ol
Los Angeles peepsβspread the word about ICE.
We wonβt know for sure until it happens, but better safe than sorry. Be prepared.
18.02.2025 17:47 β π 9003 π 5926 π¬ 210 π 307
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
10.02.2025 22:05 β π 49772 π 11199 π¬ 612 π 423
I think what america needs right now is a ska themed bar. With checkerboard tile floors and a βpickitup pickitup pickitupβ window for food. And when you reference βThe Specialsβ no one knows if youβre talking about the band or the menu
06.02.2025 18:50 β π 923 π 63 π¬ 40 π 5
Whatβs the difference between a gov controlling an algorithm, silently eliminating reach for things it doesnβt like, vs the same gov using its power, to demand that the platform remove the things it doesnβt like.?
In China they are overt. With TikTok in the US, they control silently
19.01.2025 17:10 β π 72287 π 11289 π¬ 2210 π 423
Always assume I'm being sarcastic π
19.01.2025 04:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wait a minute! When did this happen? Tik Tok is banned?? First I'm hearing about it! How come nobody is talking about it??
19.01.2025 03:45 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0
I ordered a burrito and my order number is 68. I'm being punished because I didn't let the guy on crutches behind me go ahead of me. He didn't ask, but I thought about it to be nice. Now when they call 69 he gets to yell "you know it!" and I don't. π’
18.01.2025 02:50 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
The Thing but remade with Muppets
Fuck it
23.12.2023 20:23 β π 1831 π 467 π¬ 41 π 42
Looking into it.
30.11.2023 07:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Which Troll tastes better?
29.11.2023 05:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I think if you're hurtling towards the earth, strapped to a talking baby, you wouldn't be able to hear what it's saying. Also, why is the baby in charge of the rip cord? This whole totally realistic scenario brings up more questions than answers.
15.11.2023 01:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
βI was going to kick that guyβs ass until Bernie Sanders held me backβ is the state of Republican masculinity
14.11.2023 20:50 β π 1527 π 282 π¬ 29 π 4
[in the park]
ME: aww look a baby
WIFE: is it on me?!
ME: um no it's in a stroll-
WIFE: *swatting herself* I FEEL LIKE IT'S ON ME
21.08.2023 15:33 β π 472 π 74 π¬ 8 π 2
I'm about the same age now as Wilfred Brimley was in the movie Cocoon. The thing that makes me feel old is the reference to Wilfred Brimley and the movie Cocoon.
08.11.2023 21:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Let's try this platform. Has anyone here watched "Bodies" on Netflix? I have nobody to talk about it with.
04.11.2023 00:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
As always, please check your kids candy. We found an M18A1 Claymore anti-personnel mine in a bag of fun size M&M's #halloween #safety
31.10.2023 16:04 β π 2456 π 636 π¬ 37 π 10
25.10.2023 02:52 β π 724 π 177 π¬ 7 π 2
I don't know this guy, but this remains the funniest lede I've ever read in my life. It's been five years and I still think about it.
20.10.2023 14:06 β π 2677 π 474 π¬ 54 π 27
Is it a store or just some random dudes garage?
18.10.2023 02:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thanks! Kenn may join this app if he gets an invite. I know he is semi active on Instagram if you want to try and catch him there.
14.10.2023 18:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Sucker!!!
14.10.2023 06:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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14.10.2023 06:31 β π 16 π 7 π¬ 5 π 1
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