They’ll get pardoned.
Then offered jobs as Mar A Lago masseuses.
They’ll get pardoned.
Then offered jobs as Mar A Lago masseuses.
Well keep allowing them right up to the Last War.
Then it will be up to future cockroarcheologists to explain it to their kids.
They have no point beyond the infliction of cruelty upon others.
08.03.2026 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Man, genius. It’s just too bad he wasn’t around to pitch in on My Lai.
“Those old men, women and children killed themselves.
Uh…
using our munitions…?”
Huh. That does seem relevant.
08.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are NO statutes of limitation for Kidnapping.
08.03.2026 00:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Forget your perfectly valid and well thought out concern,” is the essence of today’s GOP.
07.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
"So much climate damage comes from assuming that Earth is simple, that it is easy to control and that it will bend to our will. Standing up against those simplifying assumptions is fundamentally a humanist thing to do."
From a recent interview I did... here's the rest:
humanists.uk/2026/03/06/h...
One of Seinfeld’s actually funny bits, on one side make a pile of your money…
and on the other side make a pile of 13 year’s worth of dog shit
Pet ownership: turning the former into the latter.
I have been planning the conquest of the solar system using baby carriages and liverwurst.
Anybody can “plan” anything.
So, that’s a, “Yes. Corey is definitely plowing my garden.”
05.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Navy used to keep its secrets.
05.03.2026 03:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Lewis chess pieces, made in Norway c1200 and found on the Isle of Lewis in 1831.
#History #HistoryMatters
This week, the Getty Villa Museum in Los Angeles begins offering a rare look at its ancient Egyptian "Book of the Dead" scrolls. The collection of 19 manuscripts includes one that dates back nearly 3,500 years.
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Makes perfect sense.
Can you think of anyone MORE suited to ushering in the apocralypse?
But we were assured* that robo cars were so much safer!!
*by people who would profit from the implementation of robo cars
Fantastic
02.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yeah.
The exact story for the last 30 years.
Engagement prevarication for the #BLOCK
02.03.2026 00:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Helping spread the most diseases, one day at a time.
🦠
Geez, who (aside from Osama bin Laden) could predict that the power vacuum left behind by unthinking US military force would be filled by even worse enemies in coming decades.
01.03.2026 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One thing that definitely WON’T happen: a bunch of terrorists rush in to fill the void we created, then we end up battling them in this and other countries over the next couple decades.
Osama bin Laden definitely did NOT know this.
Sounds like an awesome place to die gasping for oxygen.
01.03.2026 02:16 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Right?
The fates are like,
“NOPE.
Tired of you getting away with it.”
Thanks for your service!
28.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Easy, he’s been coddled and guarded every minute if his life since he came out of diapers at 8 years old.
28.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which just makes it a bonus for Republicans.
28.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Republican.
27.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I end that sentence with the word…”yet”.
27.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So for ten years it was what…
Free Range?