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I have been planning the conquest of the solar system using baby carriages and liverwurst.
Anybody can “plan” anything.

So, that’s a, “Yes. Corey is definitely plowing my garden.”

The Navy used to keep its secrets.

The Lewis chess pieces, made in Norway c1200 and found on the Isle of Lewis in 1831.

#History #HistoryMatters

The Getty Villa to offer rare look at ancient Egyptian 'Book of the Dead' One of the manuscripts dates back nearly 3,500 years.

This week, the Getty Villa Museum in Los Angeles begins offering a rare look at its ancient Egyptian "Book of the Dead" scrolls. The collection of 19 manuscripts includes one that dates back nearly 3,500 years.
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Makes perfect sense.
Can you think of anyone MORE suited to ushering in the apocralypse?

By Tesla's own math, it reveals that its robotaxis are 4x worse at driving than humans, with redactions hiding even more details | Fortune By NHTSA standards, the Tesla Robotaxis are 8x worse than human drivers.

But we were assured* that robo cars were so much safer!!

*by people who would profit from the implementation of robo cars

Fantastic

Yeah.
The exact story for the last 30 years.

Engagement prevarication for the #BLOCK

Helping spread the most diseases, one day at a time.
🦠

Geez, who (aside from Osama bin Laden) could predict that the power vacuum left behind by unthinking US military force would be filled by even worse enemies in coming decades.

One thing that definitely WON’T happen: a bunch of terrorists rush in to fill the void we created, then we end up battling them in this and other countries over the next couple decades.

Osama bin Laden definitely did NOT know this.

Sounds like an awesome place to die gasping for oxygen.

Right?
The fates are like,
“NOPE.
Tired of you getting away with it.”

Thanks for your service!

Easy, he’s been coddled and guarded every minute if his life since he came out of diapers at 8 years old.

Which just makes it a bonus for Republicans.

A Republican.

I end that sentence with the word…”yet”.

So for ten years it was what…
Free Range?

Thanks for the update.
If it’s all the same to you, I’ll just keep my messaging at, “We used to execute Nazis for that.”

The lead time in private jets is huge. We’ll be able to flip those for a profit, no problem.

I’m done doing anything with more than a couple thousand humans.
Filthy, disgusting things.

They have no idea how ‘Good For The Gander’ things are gonna get.

I’ll take ‘Words You’ll Never Hear From The Current President’, for $1000, please, Alex.

Anyone who thinks Republicans won’t skip alongside their victims as they escort them to the ovens has just not been paying attention.

I could not be less surprised about the behavior of any men’s team.

Go ahead and do that.

I thought the Nuremberg Tribunals found forcible deportation to an unrelated third country to be a Crime Against Humanity, one that Nazis got executed for.