Stuffed Centaur 🦃

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Look, I've spent too much time playing Skyrim, ok?

Funnier alternative: the weight of Cuomo's soul is low enough that it can fit in a Greater Soul Gem.

Zohran is such a powerful Conjurer that he can trap human souls in a Greater Soul Gem. Doesn't need a Black or even a Grand Soul Gem to do it.

Nate Silver & @NateSilver538 It's probably foolish to think a NYC mayor will successfully translate into being a national political figure, but I still think Eric Adams would be in my top 5 for "who will be the next Democratic presidential nominee after Joe Biden?".

Wonder if we’ll get a new one

Tempting me to give up being pescatarian 🥲

I know I'm a bit of a hack for this but I did my best to pick the Pokemon I like to use in game, or the ones that have served me well competitively.

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Dick Cheney dropping dead this morning was an auspicious portent

Andrew Cuomo spent so much money on this. The former governor with name brand recognition to the hilt got tens of millions from Oligarchical billionaire shitheads and the result was an embarrassing loss. Twice. Outstanding stuff

Don't say that without explaining what you had though??? WE NEED THE RECIPE OR THE ADDRESS

Americans have spoken and they demand wokeness

this is the most insane interactions ive ever had with a well known celebrity style person on any social media app on a post that has one 1 fave

If only Alan Dershowitz had the same strength of his convictions that Matthew Goodwin did on the other side of the Atlantic.

The year is 2005:
you get your eggs from a clean & brightly lit store, it is cheap
you get your weed from a guy you only know as "Sandal"

The year is 2025:
you get your weed from a clean & brightly lit store, it is cheap
you get your eggs from a guy you only know as "Sandal"

Young people in NYC absolutely showed out and there should be 1000 articles and profiles about this. Because we have had to put up with 1000 MAGA diner stories for years now.

Bill Ackman is going to single-handedly finish writing The Winds of Winter tonight.

Bluesky rn

Makima is my waifu and I don't care who knows.

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To repeat: I don't care, I'm still doing anything she says.

For me, the defining feature of Trump II corporate capitalism is huge media companies deliberately taking *unpopular* stances and making *money-losing* decisions, either in fear of the Trump regime, or because the CEO personally supports Trump.

Traditional business success matters little.

To be honest, I'm "everything after the trailer" behind, but I have been informed of my error already. So I get to look forward to that whenever I do get around to watching the rest of the show!

Death at a claw machine. Top caption: "Henry Kissinger?" Bottom caption fully blocked out.

Same as before. Top: "Charlie Kirk?" Bottom: "is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?!"

Same, but with a much crisper template image. Top: "Dick Cheney?" Bottom: "is Mitch McConnell even in this thing??"

I've been using Mitch McConnell since Kissinger died. I think his time will come soon too if we all just believe ✨

World Series MVP Yoshinobu Yamamoto and friends

This is just gender affirming care.

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Wow, I don't think I've ever seen that picture at the original resolution before.

Oh LMAO I haven't seen more than the pilot so I had no idea.

Ok I definitely need to go watch the show at some point, I swear I will eventually.