Armchair Warlord

So basically, every Russian I sent to die in Syria died for nothing.

I remain a master strategist.

Gang...
The fall of Damascus is merely a temporary setback! Bashar is making his way to Moscow to discuss how to organize a counter-offensive to recapture the city and to secure the warm-water ports in the Mediterranean! Also, any rumors of me seething on 4chan from a Russian IP are lies!

What is going on in Syria, and why is Putin telling me I need to share my room with Bashar?!

The ruble is worth less than one US cent? FANTASTIC! This will be GREAT for the export market! Wait... what do you mean there aren't any more importers?

If Trump wants to deport undocumented migrants, they will still need a hearing before an immigration judge.

The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.

They haven’t though this through. Shocking.

What could possibly be more important than Hunter Biden's big meaty schlong?!

Elon Musk crypto dogecoin NFT AI Grok ChatGPT Stocks MAGA!

Hmm....

Hi! Do you have any copium to spare. My Tsar's Imperial Reserve is all gone!

Oh no! Both he and I are the real deal! Make no mistake!

Good old nuclear threats! Nothing beats that!

BRB, checking diaper.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

A burning car on the hard shoulder, next to a guardrail.

LATEST INTEL FROM INCEL SLAVE Z(ero)!!!!!
TWENTY MILLION UKRONAZI HIMARS UNITS DESTROYED BY (totally not imported from Iran) SHAHED DRONES!!!!!!1111!!!!!!ONE!!!!!

An obese, diabetic, drug addicted, and unvaccinated American population is exactly what Russia needs in the upcoming war with the west!

My time to shine!

I’d like to thank Olaf helping to legitimise talking to me, despite my ICC indictment for war crimes.

Long term peace will be achieved by rewarding me this way.

We have no need for engineers, doctors, and especially lawyers! We need soldiers!

I may not be on the spectrum. But rest assured, I have severe cognitive impairments!

You are a master strategist!

Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.

You're all caught up.

Freedom of Speech: Russian style!

Elon and his team changed the X algorithm so that it would boost pro-Republican accounts as well as Elon's own account.

Remember when he fumed about Twitter Files and "liberal bias"? Elon's X was MUCH worse.

Why Epstein's ghost of course!

I thought they wanted to prevent pedophiles having access to government.