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๐Ÿ› ๏ธDoc Fortunas | Primal | Levi | WAR/SAM/VPR/RPR/DRG๐Ÿ› ๏ธ ๐Ÿ”—Former Garlean Infiltrator/Engineer - ๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธVoid-touched Mad Scientist๐Ÿฅผ ||He/him|| 21+|| ||Here for shitposts and OC brainrot|| ||Minors DNI|| || DMs okay, but ditch the weird puritan Olympics.||

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Mega Sableye ๐Ÿ’Ž
Art created by @geeblets.bsky.social

11.12.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 493    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mutual was just talking about this yesterday. And you know what, she's right

11.12.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ask yes, wood milk.

08.12.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.12.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Weird Al is radicalized and you are not, then I think you might just be a lost cause

06.12.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 306    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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06.12.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Man.

05.12.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1538    ๐Ÿ” 805    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

The way she always looks like she just heard someone say something incredibly stupid. (also the nose scar/beauty mark combo.)

05.12.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what flavor is your OC?

29.11.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white comic of the author talkin to themselves, they say โ€œahhh a new year, a fresh startโ€. They then look at the calendar in shock seeing itโ€™s already May. โ€œHUH? MAY??โ€ they say. Then they say โ€œthatโ€™s fine, I have the whole summer ahead of me!โ€ They look at the calendar, now itโ€™s September. โ€œWHAT?! HUH?โ€ They hold their head in their hands, despairing. โ€œNo, no, itโ€™s okay, thereโ€™s still timeโ€ they look at the calendar which now says December and shriek โ€œSTOP!!โ€ At it

A black and white comic of the author talkin to themselves, they say โ€œahhh a new year, a fresh startโ€. They then look at the calendar in shock seeing itโ€™s already May. โ€œHUH? MAY??โ€ they say. Then they say โ€œthatโ€™s fine, I have the whole summer ahead of me!โ€ They look at the calendar, now itโ€™s September. โ€œWHAT?! HUH?โ€ They hold their head in their hands, despairing. โ€œNo, no, itโ€™s okay, thereโ€™s still timeโ€ they look at the calendar which now says December and shriek โ€œSTOP!!โ€ At it

Happy old year

01.12.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4660    ๐Ÿ” 1319    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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HG Deathscythe Hell!

#gunpla #gundam

30.11.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Japanese commercial for Zelda 3 (SNES)

30.11.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 516    ๐Ÿ” 158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

what flavor is your OC?

29.11.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Friday at lastโ€ฆ

28.11.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 378    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I mean if you make it the wrong way it CAN taste as bad as a mouthful of wet sand.

27.11.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's breadcrumbs (or more like smaller croutons), sausage, and usually herbs that you traditionally stuff IN the turkey before cooking (hence "stuff-ing") so it soaks up the juices. But like others have said it's tricky to cook right and usually not worth becoming a soggy mess in the bird.

25.11.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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happy thanksgiving

#ffxiv #ff14

28.11.2024 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2254    ๐Ÿ” 1311    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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@patstaresat.bsky.social on ๏ผก๏ผฉ doomerism

24.11.2025 11:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4447    ๐Ÿ” 1948    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69
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...weekly reminder of the PEDO in the White House...

23.11.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1759    ๐Ÿ” 632    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

Yet that would explain his unnatural tenacity to survive, resolute soul, and ceaseless thirst for knowledge. Also the bizarre connection to Alexander and it's various components due to the fact it was his Azem (Koios) who created the time-warping primal as a guardian of Etheirys in his stead. [2/2]

24.11.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"That's both preposterous, and makes some measure of sense. I guess that explains a few things."

Having been cast as a villain, or at the very least someone unheroic for a majority of his life, he was hesitant to believe he was the shard of some vaunted ancient. [1/2]

24.11.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Simpsons (Arcade): Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cryโ„ข Series

The Simpsons (Arcade): Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cryโ„ข Series

Putting Dante in everything: part 36

#pixelart #dante

23.11.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1644    ๐Ÿ” 416    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
EVERYONE GET MORE EMPATHETIC AND KINDER NOW!!!!

EVERYONE GET MORE EMPATHETIC AND KINDER NOW!!!!

20.11.2025 03:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1817    ๐Ÿ” 929    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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โšกUnrestricted Glamour CHAOS โšก

After hearing about the Glamour changes in 7.4, I had to make something about it! People will unleash some amazing, and confusing, combinations! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

What sorts of combinations are you going for? Let me know!

Youtube Link (Full Resolution) Below!

15.11.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2201    ๐Ÿ” 1229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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Changed the batteries in my remote and got jumpscared

13.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (Audio)
YouTube video by RATMVEVO Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio (Audio)

#90sTop30

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