Ritzy is now dead to me. If Nils adds ketchup to it, then we can just jettison them both into the sun.
08.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ritzy is now dead to me. If Nils adds ketchup to it, then we can just jettison them both into the sun.
08.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A reel calling a baseball field the boy garden
I thought it couldn’t get worse than boy aquarium for hockey (which yes, I can’t help but smile when I see it) but then I saw this
08.03.2026 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is the review I actually care about. I forgot. She is vegetarian, right?
08.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So glad to hear.
08.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Show off those dicing skills!
08.03.2026 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Now I’ll take them.
08.03.2026 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Zach will weigh in on this.
08.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I can’t even joke about her being a judge because she would lose her shit.
07.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system.
07.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I’m also old.
07.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I look forward to your thoughts.
07.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw the alert and honestly thought it was.
07.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well…ok then…
07.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The fuck is wrong with them?
07.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not if I do it first now!
07.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My daughter just smiled and kept nodding. Good choice.
07.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ma’am.
07.03.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Maybe a new BFF!
(Becoming a Fatal Felon)
Yesterday’s Scatter Shooting wondered whatever happened to Kari Lehtonen and that made me sad.
07.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So not Seguin injured, Robo last game of the season injured.
07.03.2026 18:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No. I live in Texas and ask for a Coke. They then ask what kind of Coke and I tell them Dr Pepper or root beer or something.
07.03.2026 17:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no. People are going to think I actually want Coke.
07.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Completely forgot about the winning streak. Now I’m annoyed.
07.03.2026 14:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Already need the lentil meatball recipe.
07.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Personally I thought he was grabbing his hamstring, but then seemed to shift to his knee. Anything not knee related seems like a blessing.
07.03.2026 13:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No update for a day or two means lots of fun testing that isn’t any good.
07.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just hope their players have the day they deserve.
07.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t care about the score considering the amount of injuries we have, but do care that we lost Roope yet again. Really hoping we get him back in time for the playoffs.
07.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why would Wedgewood do this to us?
07.03.2026 03:55 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop shotgunning beers right now.
07.03.2026 03:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0