@damnitjason.bsky.social
Lawyer wrangler. I like cooking & Stars hockey more than you. Especially you, in the Red Wings jersey, you suck. 🍞🧀 = #TeamMayo.
Eww.
08.08.2025 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today’s gem is against a CiCi’s Pizza restaurant, “Plaintiff claims he was injured by a barrage of gunfire at Defendant’s restaurant…” I didn’t know I was risking life and death as a kid. I just wanted that deep dish chocolate dessert thing.
08.08.2025 13:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0WHERE DA MEN AT?
08.08.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Was already doing a healthy elote with Greek yogurt or I’d consider this. Also overdid it with the Thomas Keller zucchini this week.
08.08.2025 02:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just got to “mini chicken empanadas.” This is why we’re fat.
08.08.2025 02:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking up Mexican side dishes for the Al pastor I’m going to cook this weekend and one of the suggestions was a shrimp quesadilla.
08.08.2025 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Go by my old childhood house please.
08.08.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are all these dudes suffering season ending injuries in pre-season practices? Is offseason conditioning that bad?
07.08.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Reading through some recent court filings and I think “being crushed to death in a trash compactor” sounds like a pretty terrible way to go.
07.08.2025 13:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I like the shirt.
06.08.2025 23:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It wasn’t that bad. The guide didn’t seem that freaked out. I expected the mascot to be a bit more scared in their movements.
06.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Thanks for the reminder that I need to watch that.
06.08.2025 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I actually never liked Moxley or whatever his name was.
06.08.2025 12:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alternate caption idea: Who’s The Great One Now?
06.08.2025 10:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
@eileenjforrest.bsky.social
06.08.2025 03:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀
06.08.2025 00:47 — 👍 7513 🔁 1731 💬 255 📌 406Someone’s about to have some big pharmaceutical companies really pissed off.
05.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To this day it stuns me that you can store uncooked lap xuong at room temperature for months without it going bad. Ridiculous.
05.08.2025 23:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s my current boat. Trying to get home earlier to start sooner.
05.08.2025 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I grew up eating at 5:30…
05.08.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@linebrawl.bsky.social get your bidding on.
05.08.2025 16:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time I get a loaner here in Texas that does that, I want to kill myself. Mine usually has a button to deactivate it. First thing I do after turning in the car.
05.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m glad you stickball friends had a moment of joy before tomorrow comes and sucks your soul from your bodies.
05.08.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wonderful! #TeamOscar
05.08.2025 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if we let them switch jobs for a day? Could be fun.
05.08.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May I interest you in a McLaren F1 driver as well?
05.08.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m sorry, a host or hostess is being replaced by AI? A job that requires a physical person more than anything else? K…
05.08.2025 00:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“Why is there cut zucchini in your office?”
Why isn’t there cut zucchini in your office? I’m sorry you aren’t going to have a Thomas Keller-style flavorgasm with dinner tonight like I am.
I have tipped a driver extra to just take something old away. Some
Furniture places do offer haul away for a fee as well.
