Skipper Bob 😊📸🎙️🌺

Between Uber, Uber Eats, and Doordash, I drove for 9 hours today, made 16 stops, and not a single tip.
Not making enough to live let alone go to HHN this year.

I'm never going to understand why Uber thinks a 12 mile drive from pickup is only worth $3.50.

$3.09 for an Uber delivery of 115 pounds of mulch.
I really need a job.

Come see a near 50yr old fat ass play hide and seek!
www.youtube.com/live/yE9D2dU...

I'm really trying hard not to be negative all the time.
It's not easy when you get daily application rejections and have to cash in your 401k to survive.
It's getting scary. Every little issue feels like it's going to financially end me

Can't even afford fuck'n Taco Bell.
Guess I'll have to eat it instead

I love getting application rejection emails at 3am Sunday morning of a holiday weekend.

Just screams "no living human looked at your resume"

Good

Hells yeah, Wawa!

I bet you watch YouTube ads and think it's part of the video

Car at red light next to me had a happy looking bully breed sticking its head out.
Car behind me honked because I missed the light turning green.
"Sorry, I was looking at the doggo"

If you need someone to take it off your hands...... I may know someone

Just spoke to HR of a job that rejected my application as to why.
"You are way over qualified for this job, your a risk of leaving once when something better comes along"
"Well, I still need to eat"

I hope they never fill the role

That was the strangest Dr Who episode I've ever seen, and I've seen strange episodes before.

I'm all three of them btw

Just made a meal for my mom who is too sick to do so on her own. An hour of her venting how tired, sick, and lonely she is, and how she's better off not being around.
My own issues on top and 2025 really sucks, and feels like it's going to get much worse.

Go to your phone
Open Google
Search any of the original 151 pokemon
Click the poke ball in the corner
You're welcome

I've been to a fair amount of shows.

MiB is the best ride

No idea if it's true, but I've heard around 400 TMs have been fired for leaking photos/info about Epic.
Yet I now have 5 rejected applications from universal.
Anyone needing an editor/audio engineer/photographer/studio lead/producer/camera op/A2/driver?

I know there are a lot of choices at Epic, but I'm telling you, DO NOT SLEEP ON PIZZA MOON

Sure, a furry red sock puppet asks for a hug and everyone melts.

I, a real human being with real human emotions, ask for a hug and the woman on the bus slaps me and kicks me in the balls

WAAAAY ahead of you

Someone convince me not to order an iced coffee tonight.

So when does the impeachment begin?

The Colonel has seen better days

I just saw a new video of Robert Irwin and immediately thought back to when he was a baby in one arm of his dad and feeding a croc with the other.

And I felt so old

Indy wrestling is awesome
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