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Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral. Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns ๐Ÿˆ, Guards โšพ๏ธ & Saints โšœ๏ธ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my โค๏ธ. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F๐Ÿ’ฃs ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜

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a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a hammer . ALT: a bald man in a white shirt and black tie is sitting in a chair holding a hammer .
28.10.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Silicone-Based Bakeware Releases Potential Toxic Compounds Into Food, Air Popular silicone-based bakeware releases "understudied" chemicals into the air that have been linked to reproductive and liver toxicity.

Chemicals release chemicals. Stop thinking there's a safe chemical. There isn't. #silicone

28.10.2025 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck all y'all. Black Friday and not a minute sooner. ๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅง #SaveThanksgiving

28.10.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG I need to try that!!!

28.10.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#memes #meme #funny

28.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

<snort>

27.10.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a red jacket says uh-oh ALT: a woman in a red jacket says uh-oh
27.10.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

27.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean this from the bottom of my heartโ€ฆif it's textableโ€ฆdo not call me

27.10.2025 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 385    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

They've been paving on front of my store all morning. I'm watching these guys just breathe in the tar steam. No mask, nothin'. I say again, it's no wonder we're all packed with cancer and genetic disorders. ๐Ÿ˜–

27.10.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a black and white drawing of a sad person sitting on the floor with their arms crossed . ALT: a black and white drawing of a sad person sitting on the floor with their arms crossed .
27.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Monday just got better. ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face .
27.10.2025 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I donโ€™t wanna have to people in the afterlife. Good morning! ๐Ÿฉท

27.10.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 171    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
27.10.2025 12:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lovely selection of items.

27.10.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m an introvert.

Itโ€™s not that I donโ€™t like people, I just value peace. I recharge in quiet, not crowds. I speak when it matters. Iโ€™m observant, not distant. I crave real connection, not constant attention. If I choose your company, it means everything.

26.10.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 568    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Ahhhh. You need to follow @introvertproblems.bsky.social

27.10.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually, more like December "It snowed!!!" vs March "Fucking white hell."

27.10.2025 12:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NOW you tell me.

27.10.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nodding knowingly.

27.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.10.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Acceptable use of AI. #Browns

27.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a helmet says what ALT: a man wearing a helmet says what
27.10.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A police officer and a goose stand outside the driverโ€™s side window of a stopped sedan.

A police officer and a goose stand outside the driverโ€™s side window of a stopped sedan.

"Let's take a gander at that license."
โ€œIโ€™m so sorry, my partnerโ€™s new.โ€
โ€œFuck you, Mike. Itโ€™s a good joke.โ€

27.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 418    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I'm so sorry you're having to say goodbye but I'm so glad you've had her in your life to create so many good memories for you and your family. ๐Ÿ•ฏ

27.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight, yes. Friday, not a Halloween candy's chance in... well, you know.

27.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

has anyone been able to figure out what this plan was that the browns sold myles garrett on? i need to know exactly how hard he got dutch van der lindeโ€™d

26.10.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#Browns SSDD

26.10.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Myles Garrett today. And on most game days . . .

26.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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