@abbysomeone1.bsky.social
Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral. Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns ๐, Guards โพ๏ธ & Saints โ๏ธ fan. Nola native but The CLE has my โค๏ธ. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and F๐ฃs ๐๐
Chemicals release chemicals. Stop thinking there's a safe chemical. There isn't. #silicone
28.10.2025 03:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fuck all y'all. Black Friday and not a minute sooner. ๐ฆ๐ฝ๐ฅง #SaveThanksgiving
28.10.2025 02:44 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0OMG I need to try that!!!
28.10.2025 02:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0#memes #meme #funny
28.10.2025 01:39 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0<snort>
27.10.2025 17:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐๐๐๐๐
27.10.2025 16:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I mean this from the bottom of my heartโฆif it's textableโฆdo not call me
27.10.2025 16:26 โ ๐ 385 ๐ 80 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 8They've been paving on front of my store all morning. I'm watching these guys just breathe in the tar steam. No mask, nothin'. I say again, it's no wonder we're all packed with cancer and genetic disorders. ๐
27.10.2025 16:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My Monday just got better. ๐
27.10.2025 14:24 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt wanna have to people in the afterlife. Good morning! ๐ฉท
27.10.2025 13:35 โ ๐ 171 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 20 ๐ 1A lovely selection of items.
27.10.2025 12:11 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโm an introvert.
Itโs not that I donโt like people, I just value peace. I recharge in quiet, not crowds. I speak when it matters. Iโm observant, not distant. I crave real connection, not constant attention. If I choose your company, it means everything.
Ahhhh. You need to follow @introvertproblems.bsky.social
27.10.2025 12:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Actually, more like December "It snowed!!!" vs March "Fucking white hell."
27.10.2025 12:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0NOW you tell me.
27.10.2025 11:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Nodding knowingly.
27.10.2025 03:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Acceptable use of AI. #Browns
27.10.2025 01:50 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A police officer and a goose stand outside the driverโs side window of a stopped sedan.
"Let's take a gander at that license."
โIโm so sorry, my partnerโs new.โ
โFuck you, Mike. Itโs a good joke.โ
I'm so sorry you're having to say goodbye but I'm so glad you've had her in your life to create so many good memories for you and your family. ๐ฏ
27.10.2025 01:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Tonight, yes. Friday, not a Halloween candy's chance in... well, you know.
27.10.2025 00:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0has anyone been able to figure out what this plan was that the browns sold myles garrett on? i need to know exactly how hard he got dutch van der lindeโd
26.10.2025 20:14 โ ๐ 136 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0#Browns SSDD
26.10.2025 22:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Myles Garrett today. And on most game days . . .
26.10.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 86 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0