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Abby 🧠 Someone

@abbysomeone1.bsky.social

Voted most likely to make inappropriate jokes during a funeral. Here for laughs, not politics (although I get suckered in on occasion). | Browns 🏈, Guards ⚾️ & Saints ⚜️ fan. Nola native but The CLE has earned my ❀️. | Flagrant overuse of gifs and FπŸ’£s πŸ˜‡πŸ˜

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Dats a good mornin right dere

01.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#memes

01.03.2026 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nick Bosa realizing Black History month is over. #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #49ers #Rams #Cardinals #Seahawks

01.03.2026 10:43 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

01.03.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a paramount network ad with a woman and the words atta girl ALT: a paramount network ad with a woman and the words atta girl
01.03.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your challenge was sadly accepted.

01.03.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or two or three.

01.03.2026 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As America curls up like a dead spider on a windowsill.

28.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stephen Miller &
@StephenM
X.com
To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala's top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East.
Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace.
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Stephen Miller & @StephenM X.com To anyone still gullible enough to fall for scummy media hoaxes: Trump said warmongering neocons love sending your kids to die for wars they would never fight themselves. Liz Cheney is Kamala's top advisor. Liz wants to invade the whole Middle East. Kamala = WWIII. Trump = Peace. 7:59 AM β€’ 11/1/24 β€’ 53K Views

November 2024

28.02.2026 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1304    πŸ” 400    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 28

πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

28.02.2026 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I'm going to keep my promise to myself to get to work on time, the world - and I cannot express this strongly enough - REALLY need to work harder to prevent doomsday headlines. Get it together people.

28.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what a crazy night for sam altman to be like "yeah we got that dept of war deal, and there's no moral concerns here"

28.02.2026 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7733    πŸ” 1230    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 41

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

28.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3679    πŸ” 1603    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 169

The moment a US sailor in Bahrain realized the other side has missiles too. Another angle of the US 5th fleet getting hit by Iran.

β€œHaha … oh shit!”

28.02.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 758    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 81

I need more coffee.

28.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, all you folks who voted third party or not at all to protest Biden/Harris Mideast policies, good job!

28.02.2026 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 734    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 361    πŸ“Œ 159

War with Iran. This is a quagmire only a FIFA Peace Prize winner could embroil us in.

28.02.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard

28.02.2026 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else relieved that Trump is anti-war? So SO relieved. πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

28.02.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's with the caps? You know you're not shocked.

28.02.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the only way to find the holes in the Iron Dome.

28.02.2026 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of smirking Pete Hegseth

Photo of smirking Pete Hegseth

Pentagon Licenses "Monitor Private Citizen Activity" AI After Promise Not To Monitor Private Citizen Activity

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Apparent strike in Iran's capital happened near offices of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei An apparent strike in Iran’s capital Saturday happened near the offices of Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei.

The games have begun

28.02.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a red shirt says exactly ALT: a man in a red shirt says exactly
28.02.2026 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My life motto.

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Maybe that's the best time!

24.02.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sad I've found reason to use this twice today about the United States.

23.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've definitely chucked a few friends/acquaintances over betrayal. One "friend" plagiarized my LinkedIn summary. Verbatim. And then asked me to review it! And then was like, oops, oh yeah, I was being lazy, sorry. WTF.

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