𝔎𝔬𝔫𝔭𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔯𝔬 🌊

Y’all wasted water to make these?

This is being generous actually

The Hive is so funny for constantly referencing that Dubai performance we weren’t supposed to see 😂

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I really feel like I’m being out-hustled 😭😭😭

Snakes really get a lot done with nothing but abs and sheer willpower

Is anybody’s team in any sport winning? Everybody on the SL yelling lmaooooo

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The fact that this many humans speak English is wild given historical context.

Can confirm as a Spanish speaker of the Mexican version- once I figured this one out I was gtg

There’s really not enough hours in the weekend and it pmo weekly 😒

I pull up like Jimmy Neutronnnn

Real shit tho! I had a pair of old navy jeans (actual denim) I wore from 8th grade to my freshman year of college and they held up

Hardly anything I buy now lasts after a couple of washes

Puerto Ricans drop consonants in Spanish just like Atlanta people drop consonants in English. So if you can understand TI you could, in theory, understand Bad Bunny. Walk with me here.

Loosely related: I could write a dissertation on the decline in clothing quality and longevity in all categories over the last decade while prices remained stable or increased.

For context:

Black women, I implore you to rest. What you don’t want is a chronic illness that will force you to (ask me how I know).

Benito said y’all got 4 mos to clock in on Duolingo. Ikdr! 😂

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At this point the planets must be doing something because there’s so much angry and chaotic energy this week

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Love that!

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Read something today

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Every time you evolve, set boundaries and raise the standard for how you will be treated, you have to clean house.

Rarely do those who were comfortable with you accepting anything, rise to a new standard and treat you better. Usually they will just complain about you not accepting bs anymore 😂

If this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve seen this week like MUVA like Dawter!

Happy Saturday everyone! Pls remember to stay hydrated today and take your vitamins ✨❤️

Except, I don’t like “back on my bullshit”.
I just like ‘B’.
And that’s all.

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I felt a cool breeze. Ladies hide your homes. They looking for a place to stay.

A "boomer" complaint of mine is that they need to bring back jingles for proper marketing

The internet is so messy. Why would y’all pull up the video evidence of Uzi being “grrr 😡” at the birthday party? 😭💀

i have no desire to ever get old, crotchety, dismissive of youth & set in my ways. i wish to age gracefully and with an ever-expanding desire to love and treat other humans with care.

On his soul he did! 💀