Carlos G

Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam,Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

The ones who mostly keep cash, but tell about the broke times 🙂‍↕️🔥

I’m aura farming at the bottom of the Mariana Trench

Simpsons meme of bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign" sign reads: let this radicalize you rather than lead you to despair

Good morning.

🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 Luigi Mangione 🔥👨‍🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!” til it’s backwards ⏪ so he can KEEP POUNDING 💥🍑 those CORRUPT corporations HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦

I finally made it to the top 1% of something (as if I’m not already in the top 1% of listeners every wrapped)!

Nooo

It’s gonna be really funny if they sell this website to Musk again or some other right wing nut

A bunch of men are hanging out in a big hole. A sign points to it labelled "Hole." One of the men in the hole points to a sign that says "NEW HOLE." He says "hey look! someone made a new hole!" All the men frantically rush out of the old hole and into the new one. One comments "this feels like how the old hole used to feel."

Sandy Hook families teaming up with The Onion to buy Infowars is the best poetic justice we desperately needed in years.

Someone remind me to grow a mullet this time next year

#ShiroKasamatsu (1898-1992)
Morning Waves ca. 1956
#ukiyoe #Japanese #Woodblock. #Picturesfromafloatingworld #uridev #urieldana

Small acrylic painting of a wobbled dog

Love him ?

back again since Twitter fucking sucks hyuck hyuck

I no longer want to be human. I want to be the bear that people vote for during Fat Bear Week instead.

Let's start with the dawn before the summer mood.

How can I work from home today when I have to lay on the floor and listen to the new Mitski on repeat for the next two weeks

cartoon captain saying what "what a week, huh" and guy replying "captain, it's wednesday"

Just had this moment (in a little convo with myself)

Feeling deeply unwell listening to new Mitski, how am I suppose to continue at work when I must ponder and go insane listening to the tracks on repeat?

me and the boys when we get done dune buggying