My brother made this exact joke lol
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My brother made this exact joke lol
16.11.2025 06:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went on a little hike
16.11.2025 02:35 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My zoomer friend suggested we go to a gay bar together but I didn’t realize he just meant a really stupid bar
16.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People in 2016 often said that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were basically the same, but that’s simply not true. Hillary never gave Bill Clinton a beej
15.11.2025 04:45 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Donald Trump died the way he lived: sucking Bill Clinton’s dick
15.11.2025 04:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So do I. She let me pick her up like a football a bunch and she didn’t even complain about it
08.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dad brought over his new kitten. Her name is Lulu and she is barely the size of one peanut. She is the smallest creature who ever lived. I will die for her
08.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0We are definitely planning a Japantown/chinatown/koreatown sojourn
06.11.2025 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m looking for suggestions for restaurants in San Francisco. My mom’s scheduled to have surgery there this month, and I’m in charge of finding some fun stuff to do to keep her mind off things. We’ve budgeted for this, but obviously we don’t really have Michelin star money lol
04.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0I have genuinely never seen a cat sit like this
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01.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 45 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0She belongs in a museum
01.11.2025 02:53 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Taking a brief sojourn from Wilburposting to obnoxiously photograph my girlfriend’s cats
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25.10.2025 01:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s straight up melting
25.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re calling him the comfiest boy who ever lived
25.10.2025 01:02 — 👍 73 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 1jk
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23.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thoroughly charming movie! I loved the little making-of featurette at the end
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17.10.2025 02:04 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0look at himb
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29.09.2025 21:58 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0All the hot startups are removing the vowels from their company names, so I’m thrilled to announce my new app for daily abdominal exercises, ABDL
29.09.2025 19:46 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The year is 2003. I walk into the Microsoft offices with utter conviction as I write a single phrase on the white board in front of me: AGE OF VAMPIRES. I am immediately fired, because I am ten years old
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