Arvo Färt

It’s drier than this guy’s wife

“Resister circuit?” I say, chuckling softly. “I hardly even know her circuit!” I am shot four hundred times in the chest

I think genocide is a bad thing

Behind every powerful butthole joke is a woman

This is the gayest steak dinner I have ever seen

They’re a minority in America’s groupchats

Target’s new pride catalog has been expanded to include straight guys who went to art school

Ok but now i have a master’s in music so what the fuck do I do now

The key to future Democratic victory is this guy giving me his social security number

Don’t be a fucking mark

Dicknic at Banging Cock: a film by Peter Queer

It is my firm and unyielding belief that Jai Courtney’s parents actually named him Jay Courtney but they were so chronically Australian that their doctor misspelled it phonetically

I Goon on Your Grave

And if you’re going to insult me, at least be accurate: I’m a frustrated composer working at a hardware store. Costco’s wages are much lower. Strong union presence, though.

Sorry, I thought you spoke fluent English.

If anyone asks, my credit score is 850

Do they take financing and how thoroughly do they check your credit

And frankly: it’s profoundly tasteless of you to cynically attempt to co-opt coverage of a terror attack in order to justify other terror attacks half the world away. The message that sends is that you don’t give a shit about any of this. You should change that.

Your claim to having served in the military has no bearing on your understanding of the conflict in Palestine, and I think you know that. It’s a poor attempt at an appeal to authority. You know that too.

This is what they call a “non-sequitur,” unless you somehow believe that Colorado is in the West Bank. For the record: it’s in North America.

The rhetorical game you’re playing here. The one you’re continuing to play with these last two responses. I apologize for the misunderstanding: I thought you were smart enough to recognize a common idiom. My mistake.

The English language is full of these condescending remarks disguised as terms of endearment. Here’s one for you: bless your little heart sweetie. You’re really trying.

You know the message a phrase like that sends, and it isn’t an endearing one. Grow up, please.

People here are raising very serious concerns that need to be seriously addressed, and all you’ve done here is antagonize people. And I think you’re entirely aware of your tone. You no doubt want to think I’m stupid, but I don’t think the same of you. You know exactly what you’re doing.

Don’t play dumb. “Hon” is both a term of endearment and a term of condescension depending on context. So is pumpkin. You’re an adult and you’re aware of the context in which you’re using it.

You’re doing it again.

And it’s frankly very telling that instead of directly engaging with what I’m saying here, all your responses have consisted of snarky canned responses, most of which are entirely unrelated to the conversation at hand. It gives your whole game away.

You’re currently defending a government that’s verifiably doing all of those things, and you’re defending what you believe is their right to do it.

We’re engaging in this pointless debate because you want to, and it seems like you want to do that in order to avoid admitting the admittedly hard truth that the Biden Administration is complicit in this genocide. But that NEEDS to be acknowledged.

Don’t change the subject. If you can’t refute what I’ve said here, there’s no shame in admitting it. Quite the contrary: it would be very admirable of you to do so

You’re trying to change the subject again. How am I supposed to work alongside someone who insists on behaving the way you are right now? Do you really want to be my ally on this subject, or do you just want to appear that way? I’m asking sincerely.