@arvofart.bsky.social
award-losing composer | lapsed saxophonist | please commission me to write a Hellraiser opera | he/him https://linktr.ee/aidanramsay
Thoroughly charming movie! I loved the little making-of featurette at the end
17.10.2025 02:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good Boy (2025), dir. Ben Leonberg
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look at himb
17.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The silent generation had Charlie Parker. We all long to fly
29.09.2025 22:00 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Boomers had The Byrds. Gen X had Swans. Millennials had Andrew Bird. Zoomers had Geese. George Lucas was right: it’s just like poetry. It rhymes
29.09.2025 21:58 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0All the hot startups are removing the vowels from their company names, so I’m thrilled to announce my new app for daily abdominal exercises, ABDL
29.09.2025 19:46 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The year is 2003. I walk into the Microsoft offices with utter conviction as I write a single phrase on the white board in front of me: AGE OF VAMPIRES. I am immediately fired, because I am ten years old
29.09.2025 19:42 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Extremely slutty olive oil
24.09.2025 01:25 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0ONLINE LEFTIST ROASTS CONSERVATIVE SOUP BONES
22.09.2025 03:24 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah
20.09.2025 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Someone sent a few of my tweets that were less than kind to Charlie Kirk to my employer and now I’m unemployed. It sucks and I feel like shit. This is a bad time to be looking for jobs.
20.09.2025 03:17 — 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 9 📌 0Can’t take a joke smh
11.09.2025 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We can all take comfort knowing that Stephen Crowder is probably really scared rn
11.09.2025 00:29 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0A good witch’ll do that!
10.09.2025 21:05 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t think this one was safe for Twitter lol
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actually the top’s not doing so great
10.09.2025 20:59 — 👍 71 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 0It’s drier than this guy’s wife
03.06.2025 00:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Resister circuit?” I say, chuckling softly. “I hardly even know her circuit!” I am shot four hundred times in the chest
02.06.2025 20:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think genocide is a bad thing
02.06.2025 20:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Behind every powerful butthole joke is a woman
02.06.2025 20:03 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re a minority in America’s groupchats
02.06.2025 17:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Target’s new pride catalog has been expanded to include straight guys who went to art school
02.06.2025 17:47 — 👍 104 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0Ok but now i have a master’s in music so what the fuck do I do now
02.06.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The key to future Democratic victory is this guy giving me his social security number
02.06.2025 17:39 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Don’t be a fucking mark
02.06.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dicknic at Banging Cock: a film by Peter Queer
02.06.2025 17:36 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0It is my firm and unyielding belief that Jai Courtney’s parents actually named him Jay Courtney but they were so chronically Australian that their doctor misspelled it phonetically
02.06.2025 17:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I Goon on Your Grave
02.06.2025 17:32 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1And if you’re going to insult me, at least be accurate: I’m a frustrated composer working at a hardware store. Costco’s wages are much lower. Strong union presence, though.
01.06.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry, I thought you spoke fluent English.
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