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YouTube video by shinner65 KISS: 2000 Man (NYC ~ Aug 9, 1995)

RIP Ace... 🎸

Cartoon of a man sitting on a bed in a young boy’s bedroom, with the boy lying in the bed with the covers pulled up to his chin. The man says to the boy, of course dreams can come true, son, as long as you dream small enough.

Dream small, kids! New cartoon of mine published by the fine folks at @sevendaysvt.bsky.social in this week’s issue, available online for free at www.sevendaysvt.com. Thanks, Seven Days!

Cartoon of a man in his underwear sitting on an exam table in a doctor’s office.Two doctors, a woman and a man, are each holding a stethoscope to his chest and listening. The male doctor says Yes, by all means get a second opinion, but would you mind waiting until I’m done giving you the first opinion?

Let’s hear it for second opinions! New cartoon of mine in the current issue of the @satevepost.bsky.social (Sep/Oct 2025). Thanks, Patrick! 🩺

YouTube video by twian28 WKRP in Cincinnati Theme

Make TV Show Theme Songs Great Again 📺

Cartoon of a woman teacher speaking to a young boy alone in a classroom. She says I know I told you not to use AI to write your essays, Billy, but now that I’ve read your essays, I’d prefer that you use AI to write your essays.

It’s a win-win! New cartoon of mine in the latest issue of @sevendaysvt.bsky.social (August 20-27, 2025), which is available for FREE online at www.sevendaysvt.com (and in print for you northern/central Vermonters). Thanks, Dan! ✍️

YouTube video by The Midnight Special Just What I Needed - The Cars | The Midnight Special

This is a perfect song. No notes. 🎸

Cartoon of a man standing next to a dog on a leash in a park, looking at a spaceship that has landed and two small aliens holding paddles. One alien says take us to your pickleball courts.

Karikatur eines Mannes, der neben einem angeleinten Hund in einem Park steht und auf ein gelandetes Raumschiff und zwei kleine Außerirdische mit Schlägern in der Hand blickt. Ein Außerirdischer sagt: “Bringen Sie uns zu Ihren Pickleball-Plätzen.”

Dessin d'un homme debout à côté d'un chien en laisse dans un parc, regardant un vaisseau spatial atterrir et deux petits extraterrestres tenant des raquettes. L'un d'eux dit : “Emmenez-nous à vos terrains de pickleball.”

Kōen de, rīdo o tsuketa inu no yoko ni tatsu dansei ga, chakuriku shita uchūsen to padoru o motta 2-ri no chīsana eirian o nagamete iru manga. Eirian no 1-ri ga `pikkurubōrukōto ni tsureteitte' to itte iru.

Reminder: If you need a little humor to spice up your presentation/website/newsletter, CartoonStock has lots of great cartoons that you can license for use. Also, some toons are available in other languages. Ich bin ein pickleballer!

See and license my stuff at www.cartoonstock.com/cartoonists/...

Cartoon titled Godzilla tries weed showing Godzilla sitting on a couch, exhaling smoke, and passing a bong to a man sitting next to him. Godzilla says Dude, you know what I could totally eat right now? Tokyo.

New cartoon of mine in the current issue (July 30-August 6, 2025) of @sevendaysvt.bsky.social. The issues Is available for FREE online at www.sevendaysvt.com and in print for you Vermonters. Have at it. Thank you, Dan! 🌿

If you need a delightful distraction these days, go watch the Life of Chuck. We saw it in the the theater a few weeks back and I'm still thinking about it. 10/10

Feels appropriate that the Browns' social posts about these are sponsored by Dude Wipes. 💩

YouTube video by Black Sabbath BLACK SABBATH - "Paranoid" on Top of the Pops 1970

RIP, Ozzy. What a talent. 💔

FUN FACT: Summer 1999 my wife and I went to the Tannery on Boylston St in Boston to buy me some new shoes. In walked Ozzy with his young son Jack. We didn't bother him; it was enough to be near such a legend. I still have the shoes I bought that day—my OZZY SHOES.👞🤘

56 years ago today man first walked on the moon. Earlier today I fixed a leaky kitchen faucet. If you know me you know these two things are equally mind-blowing. 🤯

Cartoon of the devil and a naked man in hell standing before a doorway to a small room with a toilet and an empty toilet paper holder. The devil says This will be you. It’s a special place we have for people who never replace the toilet paper roll.

I’m excited that this cartoon of mine is in the current issue (July 9-16, 2025) of @sevendaysvt.bsky.social. Thanks, Dan and friends! 🚽🧻🔥

The issue—their annual Cartoon Issue—is available for FREE online at www.sevendaysvt.com or in print if you’re in northern/central Vermont. 🍁 Don’t miss it!

Cartoon of a couple sitting on a couch. The man is accepting a box of Chinese food from another man wearing a jacket standing outside the doorway to the kitchen. The woman says wait, did you just have leftovers from the kitchen delivered?

This cartoon of mine in the current issue (June 18-25, 2025, the food issue) of @sevendaysvt.bsky.social is for those who like leftovers but don’t like getting up off the couch. 🥡🛋️

See the whole issue online (for free!) at sevendaysvt.com. Thanks, Dan and Seven Days!

Cartoon showing Noah standing on the deck of his ark in the rain with giraffes, elephants, and birds, saying to another man On the plus side, we could really use the rain.

My first cartoon in @airmail.news, published in the latest issue (June 14, 2025)! Thanks, Bob and Trevor! 🎉 🌧️

An all-time great stand up bit.

Cartoon titled Cheers 2082 showing a bar like the one from the t v show Cheers, except all the people are robots. A robot has just walked in the bar and waves to everybody saying evevning, everybody. All the other robots respond in unison m 3 9 7 2 a 5 5 x l p!

RIP to George Wendt who gave us one of the all-time great characters on an all-time great sitcom. Cheers was such a great show. 💔🍻

Cartoon titled Testing the first weighted blanket. It shows a caveman in a cave standing on a stone with his arms outstretched in front of him. Below him is big flat stone which he has just pushed on top of another person, whose arms and legs are sticking out from under the stone.

New cartoon of mine in the current issue (May 14-21, 2025) of @sevendaysvt.bsky.social. The whole issue is available online (for free!) at sevendaysvt.com. Thanks, Dan and Seven Days! 🛏️

Cartoon showing two men, each walking a dog, walking towards each other along a path with a hand raised. The first man says Hey, Lola’s owner! The other man replies Great to see you, Cooper’s owner.

Dog names are easier to remember than people names, TBH. New cartoon of mine in @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social this week. Thanks, Marty! 🦮👋

Same.

YouTube video by Jeff McCarty Shelter from the Storm "live '76"

Bob. There is no substitute. www.youtube.com/watch?v=12rU...

Let it Bleed, Sticky Fingers, Exile on Main Street, Goat's Head Soup are the sweet spot for me. All filled with bangers.

Cartoon of a woman sitting at a dining room table looking tired. She is holding a mug and a small prescription bottle is on the table. In the background is a man standing next to a boy. The man says to the boy Heads up, son. I wouldn’t bug mom until she’s had her morning coffee and microdose of psychedelics.

ATTENTION VERMONTERS: New cartoon of mine in this week’s issue (April 9-15, 2025) of @sevendaysvt.bsky.social. Thanks, Seven Days!

Vermonters and non-Vermonters alike can read the entire issue at issuu.com/7days/docs/s....

Nick Drake is underappreciated, regardless of the weather.

Cartoon of young kids in school sitting on the floor in a circle with a teacher. A boy has his arm raised and says Ooh I know what I want to be when I grow up: retired!

Cartoon of young kids in school sitting on the floor in a circle with a teacher. A boy has his arm raised and says Ooh I know what I want to be when I grow up: retired!

You’re never too young to have goals, IMO. My latest cartoon in the April 7 issue of @womansworldmag.bsky.social. Thanks, Woman’s World!

NFL Owners Approve Significant Change to Regular Season Overtime Rules The vote on the Philadelphia Eagles proposal passed 32–0 Tuesday.

The NFL missed a big opportunity here to rename "Overtime" to the "Overtime Contingency," IMO. #severance

YouTube video by Dralenan Real Genius - Why am I the only person who has that dream?

Gotta say, the passing of Val Kilmer has hit harder than I would’ve expected. His performance in Real Genius was a tour de force. RIP to a legend.

Cartoon of a couple standing on a small desert island surrounded by the ocean. The woman is dressed normally but the man has long hair and a beard and his clothes are ragged and tattered. The man says well, this is me.

Cartoon of mine recently published by the fine folks at The Weekly Humorist. 🏝️ weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-isla...

Cartoon of a couple in their living room. They are both wearing party hats with the symbol Pi on them. The man is holding a balloon and spinning a noisemaker, both of which have the Pi symbol. The woman is holding a roll of paper covered in digits, beginning with 3.14159. The man says are we done celebrating Pi Day yet? The woman replies not until I’ve completed the reading of the digits.

Happy Pi Day! Let’s party. 🥳🎈

The only thing dumber than signing Rodgers at this point is getting into a bidding war to sign Rodgers.