Matt sells bread

I had a friend in college who bragged about his phone number but it really was like 850-5000 or smth

You succeeded

lofi beats to lie under three blankets and feel insane to

Poster text: Happy Bandcamp Day to all who celebrate. Buying an album on Bandcamp pays an artist about the same as streaming it every day for a year

#BandcampFriday 🔥

A page that looks like a scan from an old game magazine. A circular graphic contains a watercolor illustration of an enthusiastic wormlike dinosaur thing with a smiling yellow star and a worried looking blue diamond. A box in the lower half contains an illustration of a treasure box with a funny face, decorated with white crosses. In front of it are a green potion, a gold coin, and a silver key. There are also 2 game screenshots. One is of a title screen, featuring the dinosaur like worm, and one is of the same character standing in a little stonework house before a blue spheroid face, which is speaking. The text on the page is one continuous statement and does not relate to the images. It says: Header: Wondering how young I’ll die. Featured text, next to round illustration: We now take it as granted that the western empires will collapse. Title screen screenshot: In a real sense, it has already happened. House and dialog screenshot: we were born into a dead world. Text below screenshots: and now decay begins. We, having prepared all our lives for a future that can never arrive, feel lost. We must go on living. But what will life be, and how long can it last? America has become a nation of endless plagues

A gijinka (human version) of Mega Lucario Z, with Miku elements

Mega Miku Z

a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.

We need a new international holiday called Meal Day, the day when everyone eats a big meal. Its mascot would be the Meal Day Ape, who tries to steal and/or sabotage your meal through nefarious means. At the end of the day the ape is apprehended and sentenced to toil in the mines until next year

in order: purchasing on bandcamp, streaming or purchasing from qobuz, streaming from most other platforms (apple music, tidal, deezer, etc.), or pirating (if financially unable to afford other options) are all valid alternatives to supporting the spotify corporation.

training

It sold out so fast online too. Truly a specimen of all time

cat study

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

Sylvie holding on to the back of a big white kitty drawn in a funny walking perspective, there is some sparkles and cute text saying Kitty Ridin'

Spotify email titled "Your Family Plan is About to End" as a dozen Helsing war drones surround my residence

Hot cocoa litten
#pokemon #art #digitalart

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

Decay exists as an extant form of life, Charlie Brown

Its so funny I was tempted to ask if you'd try this. It looks amazing!!! Really shows off your style

Let's be real it's a 100% tariff on carats

16 bit pixel art portrait of a fair-skinned woman with peach colored hair and amber eyes. Fox ears protrude from the top of her head, and her hair is done with swooping bangs and long locks. In her hair she wears a large blue ribbon and a gold headdress with bands adorned in golden butterflies, flowers, and bells. She wears a matching gold collar around her neck. She wears an extremely low-cut five-layered blue, black, and white kimono with a large black ribbon just below her bust. Three spectral white fox tails flow behind her. The character depicted is Tamamo no Mae from Fate/Grand Order.

Shall we go for divine punishment?

Commission for gurinderstehara on Tumblr. Ascension Stage 4 Tamamo-no-Mae from Fate/Grand Order.

#pixelart #ドット絵 #typemoon

Ramen noodles
(2018)

you must continue to love the world even when it feels like too little of it loves you back. dogs and cats like you. animals outside can be befriended. some people are nice.

you deserve better than to have a gut wrenching feeling like you've done something horribly wrong all the time.

Thanks, hamburger.

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason

game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants

Illustration of female Corrin from Fire Emblem Fates and Female Alear from Fire Emblem Engage. They’re posing together for a picture in the snow with a big scarf wrapped around the both of then

Smile 📸

Final day of #fefemslashweek2025!
Comfort and seasons
#FireEmblem