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Patton Oswalt & @pattonoswalt.bsky.social Joined May '23 Wood chipper, feet first. Follow MEGYN KELLY (HOST): As for Epstein, I've said this before, but just as a reminder, I do know somebody very, very close to this case who is in a position to know virtually everything. Not everything, but virtually everything. And this person has told me from the start years and years ago that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile. This is this person's view, who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls. And I realized this is disgusting. I'm definitely not trying to make an excuse for this. I'm just giving you facts, that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby. November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM 1.1K reposts 282 quotes 1 769 ≥ 1.4K Everybody

Will Bluesky ban Patton around Christmas? 🤔

Some of my recent XBox achievements awarded in Hollow Knight Silksong, most notably "Competion - Achieve 100% completion and finish the game"

Silksong. Peak gaming. Feeling relieved and a bit sad that I've just finished it. More a sense of calm than the exhilaration I expected. A tough slog at times. (TBF, I do have the calcified reactions of a 53 year old man).

Rating: 9.5/10

On to either Ghost of Yotei or Hades 2.

Gaming sequels in 2025: working thru Silksong as best I can, patiently waiting for 1.0 of Hades 2 (toe dipped in, then out). Temporarily parked Alan Wake 2 because Silksong. Anxiety of getting through all this before Ghost of Yotei in a few weeks. 1st world video game problems 2025, gah!

Hornet figurine from Silksong surveys all from top shelf in game room

Really enjoying Silksong, but feeling really guilty playing on free PC gamepass sub. Will deffo purchase physical release if/when available

Also, If ur Xbox has a disc drive, there are some great Xbox one exclusives that are not on gamepass or Microsoft App Store, eg Ryse: Son of Rome that u can buy physical copy for pennies

Found this list online. Far from perfect, but a good launch point.

www.reddit.com/r/xbox/comme...

Off the top of my head, games I've played that are (were?) XBox / PC exclusives:

Ori + Blind Forest
Ori + Will of Wisps
Sea of Thieves
Quantum Break
Halo (series)
Gears (series)
Forza
Recore
Tell Me Why
State of Decay (series)

It’s been a few years for me, so please forgive my poor memory if I have the details wrong. These boss fights are about observing the patterns and being super patient. As an experiment, I suggest going to boss areas and just survive as long as possible without attacking or panicking. It will click.

It’s hard, to be sure! Persistence is key. Have fun exploring: theres always a route you can take, even though most paths are inaccessible early on. Farm $$$ until you can afford to buy the map and compass.

If you can beat 1st boss (False knight), then you are mentally set for the rest of game.

Just finished my time with Black Myth Wukong on PS5. A fun game!

Whether it is a souls-lite or ARPG is moot, IMO. A mix of both. Good QoL features, but a lack of risk/reward jeopardy.

Got stuck on Yellow Ridge RT, Erlang and final boss, but I persevered!

9/10 rating

Mary Robinson: Let the Madleen reach Gaza Let this small ship carry the weight of global conscience. Let it land in peace.

Mary Robinson: Let the Madleen reach Gaza.
Let this small ship carry the weight of global conscience. Let it land in peace.

5 years ago, @bylinetimes.bsky.social news site received 5m referrals from Facebook and Twitter.

Last year, after it was turned into a vortex of hate, X referrals down to 1m

News links in Facebook so downgraded that they have collapsed to 100,000 #BigTechFightBack

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God, can you imagine? He'd fill the Vatican with gaudy kitsch and make it a hub for sexual assault, a place organised crime go to launder money.

a campfire is lit up in the middle of a forest Alt: From the game Elden Ring, the camera slowly pans away from a site of grace lit up in a forest.

Just finished Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree. So many mixed emotions after 300+ hours. An utterly mesmerising and compelling experience for the most part.

The DLC non-ending though: after spending the last 3 days being ganked on by Consort Radahn, it ends like that?!? So terribly vexed...

“A talking Toby jug full of steaming hot piss”

Tesla Is Dying, And Polestar Wants To Kill It The industry is exorcising Musk.

“Musk is killing Tesla. His lack of integrity, lack of internal consistency, and deeply fascistic leanings are now on full display for the world to see. And the world has responded by violently throwing up in their mouths.”

What an embarrassment

Vegan meeeeeeeeeeeeat

Toast bae

Just had this fancy vegan steak from ultra fancy Aldi. Looking at it cooking I thought it was going to be a bust, but by the last mouthful we were completely sold. Definitely would again.

Me playing a game with family looking on:

Wife (incredulously): why are u even going into that empty nook and/or cranny?

Me: because somebody built it

Daughter (nodding): because somebody built it

In a future dystopian hellscape with no internet, Immortan Joe will be playing (at best) a PS1, not a PS5 Pro or Xbox series X.

Indiana Jones is undoubtedly an excellent game, but it’s not without considerable problems vis-a-vis post end-game achievement farming. So many janky bugs…

85/100 from me

Wikipedia is useful. Musk and other power-hungry, wealthy people want to enclose it to limit the free and useful information it provides. Donate to help keep it going.

Use a list as a feed:

— Click on the three dots in the top right of your list.
— Select “Add to your feeds”.
— Then click on “Pin” next to the three dots at the top.

This will make the list visible as a separate feed in your timeline.

My games Backlog is SO big, gah!

And with recent XBox Gamepass releases, my Nowlog is starting to bloat.

Dont get me started on my upcoming Xmas Frontlog...

🎮

Follow and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl - Ultimate Edition (Steam) codes courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social (giveaway ends Nov 27 - 6 PM PT. Eligible wolrdwide except Russia/Belarus)

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Loved the game, one of my very few plats 😊

I'm no longer a servant, no less than a God, apparently.

Never had stick drift on any PS / XBox controllers, until a couple of days ago; Xbox after 4 months; still under warranty with Microsoft, so we will see how the return / repair goes.

XBox Elite 2 controller on the other hand, is the gold standard IMO. Nearly 5 years of abuse, still flawless🎮

A lot of AOCs appeal is simply the contrast of wondering why she (rightfully) gets pissed off about stuff but hardly any other elected official in the party does

F1 driver Yuki Tsunoda interrogated in pyjamas by US border officials * Japanese driver was on way to Las Vegas Grand Prix * Officials let 24-year-old go after lengthy questioning Japanese Formula One driver Yuki Tsunoda said he was interrogated in his pyjamas for several hours by United States border control officials…

F1 driver Yuki Tsunoda interrogated in pyjamas by US border officials