urn

i never post here anymore so here’s the boys

all hail the april fool. my little dipper is 3 yrs old today!

hims baby

$250 Chewy card from Missy for the lucky adopter. Please please please follow @crits4cats.bsky.social who works harder than any one person I know to take care of the cats who need help the most. Repost all of his posts! 🫶💚🫶💚

…wut

watch out cricket’s beams will turn you gay

a man with his mouth open is sitting in a chair Alt: a man with his mouth open is sitting in a chair screaming

logging on

poop prisoner #2

we had to put dippy in the office by himself so we can steal his poo.

When things are scary, everyone loves to pull out the Mr. Rogers quote of "look for the helpers". It's a great idea, but many stop there. Mr. Rogers was talking to children. We're adults now, we gotta BE the helpers.

nominally “liberal” mainstream media is now running cover for an out and about fascist. these are dark times we are living in and we truly cannot rely on these fascist sympathizers anymore

tuxedo cat looks deep into your soul

hewo i dippy sauc 🥫

Tuxedo cat and tabby cat pictured in synchronized poses on the stairs. they are very cute.

they took the gold in synchronized cuteness 🏅🏆

Tuxedo cat and tabby cat being sleepy on a cat tree

they only understand eepy💤

CONTEXT: I wrote/drew this in 2020. Lol. Happy New Year!

close up of said makeup.

since i’m on vacation for a week i want to mess around with my makeup. so i guess this is lewk 1

🔥shmokin🔥

Rhys Coiro in the “the bones are their money” ITYSL sketch

🎶 The sleigh bells, they were ringin'
The snow was fallin down
The carolers were singin'
The day Santa Claus came into town

He rode through the sky on a bright red sleigh
Laughed and flew above the trees
He made his way down the chimney shaft
The day Santa gave a gift to me

(follow my 🧵, in G 👇)

i cannot read the word “intergalactic” without hearing the beastie boys in my head, this is my curse

tuxedo cat in lobster costume

tuxedo cat in lobster costume kissing his brother who is a tabby cat

dip doesn’t like the lobster 🦞 🙅🏻‍♀️

(cricket’s turn in the lobster not pictured because he was too pathetic about it)

caturday

mr rogers: won’t you be my neighbor

me: i’d love to :)

[3:00 am]

mr rogers: *reving dirt bike*

me: *shouting out the window* mister rogers you son of a bitch

you know you’re losing it when you start listening to baker street unironically

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.” - John Steinbeck

90s Nostalgia Doctor. A doctor points to a CE scan and says I'm sorry Mr. Kkowalski, but you have a brain tumor." He solemnly winces "she's lump." He dispassionately explains "she's lump..." He points to Mr. Kowalski's forehead and says "she's in your head..."

Currently marked safe from hearing that sad ass “mommy needs shoes to meet Jesus” song this holiday season.

Cilian Murphy in "28 Years Later"

when you feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread:

i had a lot of fun with this makeup