Departure Gate: 🤷

Also “don’t call me a liberal I’m a leftist”

Five years after I left a gig I got a message asking me to approve a new workstation for someone that used to report to me.

I would totally vote to authorize war powers for that majestic beast.

Reading it makes me want to get tased too.

So… is Trump the Florida man?

Difference of opinion:

“Have you heard about bitcoin?!”

Who among us hasn’t gotten black out drunk and closed a few airspaces, amiright?

Thanks!

Do you have a favorite? I’m trying to get rid of some pesky money.

So is there still no gofundme?

Spanish language k-pop drag show?

Many people are saying

Related: cat asks to go out on back balcony and finds it to be raining. Offended, she runs back in to the front balcony to find that her staff has left the raining on there too.

This guy politics.

I ran this on the 4739552 qbit computer I keep in my freezer and it kept saying something in French and making wet chopping sounds. Whatever that means.

For the thrill of making proud-bot more eloquent when doing the racism?

I get it, the word is antiquated, offensive and probably never should have been coined in the first place, but saying “that other American political party” is a bit cumbersome.

Thanks greg!

Which ones don’t have newsmax? Periodic tourists want to know.

Long may it reign

“ …and commend the nitpickers to the same hell as people who hold strong and condescending opinions about the plural of the word octopus.” This feels like a personal attack from @matociquala.bsky.social

I don’t know what that cat thinks I did, but I’m very sorry and I’ll never do it again.

I dunno, I say we start dropping billionaires our of airplanes until this works.

Seriously considering getting a nose ring on the off chance this would work.

I’m pretty disappointed in @warren.senate.gov on this one.

Happy Catmass to all who celebrate