misspooki 🎃🦇

if you already didn’t have enough reasons to cancel spotify:

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

*homestar runner voice* twansgendaw

Elon Musk is a white nationalist. Anyone who needs more data points to reach this conclusion is beyond help or persuasion.

If you buy, rent, service, or supercharge a Tesla you are supporting the most powerful white nationalist on earth. Period.

LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX

AI Mr Bean: *blinks at me*

Me: yes I need condoms

AI Mr Bean: *gives a shocked expression, hand covering mouth*

Me: yes I need condoms

AI Mr Bean: *wiggles eyebrows*

idk if I can make it to mine this time, but I big recommend if you can. Last time was the happiest I felt all year and cried bc it made me not feel powerless. Even if you just drive by your location and honk to show support, this is how we nourish our souls to stay the course!

No Kings As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

Find a protest near you! Nokings.org

You know who else thought resentment was ‘the most dangerous human emotion’? Slave owners. I’m sure there’s no parallels though lmao

Hellur High Water

r/AskDocs u/help...ed6-7 • 23h • Layperson/not verified as hea... Think I took heart pills by accident Physician Responded Okay in my house we have what we call the pill drawer which basically is just a bunch of loose meds

i guess los angeles successfully *turns to camera* dodged that one

Meme using a scene from the TV show Friends where Phoebe and Joey are talking. Panel 1: Phoebe says, “Conversion therapy is bad.” Panel 2: Joey replies, “Conversion therapy is bad!” Panel 3: Phoebe says, “Conversion therapy was based on ABA.” Panel 4: Joey responds, “That is a fact.” Panel 5: Phoebe says, “It’s good that conversion therapy has been banned in many places.” Panel 6: Joey replies, “Of course.” Panel 7: Phoebe concludes, “So we should ban the use of ABA on Autistic people.” Panel 8: Joey, suddenly smiling, says, “It’s the gold standard of ‘early intervention.’” The meme critiques the inconsistency of condemning conversion therapy while continuing to endorse Applied Behavior Analysis (ABA) for autistic individuals.

Usdi Crittenden @lilusdi.bsky.social • 1h Celebrating Indigenous Peoples Day by disrespecting Italians (eating a barbecue chicken pizza) ••• truthseeker5734.bsky.social @truthseeker5734.bsky.social Would you say something like that to a black person on MLK day? I doubt it, coward.

These people are so thin skinned. It’s pathetic that they feel like they have to respond to everything. Fucking embarrassing government

Rosa Parks wasn't just a lady on a bus, she was intentionally chosen in an organizing mass meeting to participate in a civil disobedience. and she was chosen because of the optics and appearance of her refusal to move. the costumes are organic but it does the same kind of optically-strategic thing.

my mom (normie) cannto stop talking about the costumes. she loves this shit. shes obsessed

I'm just going to say this for anyone who needs to hear it: trans rights are human rights. Attacking trans people and their rights is a favorite Nazi wedge issue when they assault our common humanity. It is now a key component in the Trump/Miller program. I will never agree to disagree about this.

Chicago Tribune: Greeley, who was born at Illinois Masonic hospital and is adopted, carries a copy of her passport just in case she runs into federal agents. “I am Latina and I am a service worker,” Greeley said. “I fit the description of what they’re looking for now.” During the encounter, Greeley said they told her she “doesn’t look like” a Greeley. “They said this isn’t real, they kept telling me I’m lying, I’m a liar,” Greeley recalled. “I told them to look in the rest of my wallet, I have my credit cards, my insurance.”

"During the encounter, Greeley said they told her she 'doesn’t look like' a Greeley."

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Screenshot of an alt-text window with the highlighted text: A recent surge in California fire activity, punctuated by a large blaze that erupted outside of San Francisco on Saturday, has officials wondering if this year's fire season could be worse than expected. The forecast is complicated, however, by a mix of competing factors both increasing and decreasing the fire risk.

A cool Bluesky feature: If you take a screenshot of text with your phone and want to add alt-text, you can copy the text right there in the ALT window. It’s OCR’d for you.

It doesn’t work on web, but works great on the iPhone. No need to go back to the article you’re reading to copy from there.

The 400 richest Americans are now worth a record $6.6 trillion.

The entire bottom 50% of America is worth just $4.2 trillion.

Read that back.

When 400 people control more wealth than half a country’s population, we have a very serious problem.

Okay we’re now legally allowed to say them being Uhaul bfs for the last 15 years is adorable

I am so happy I had no idea about the accidentally leaked valentines video because I am heartbroken that people took advantage of that oh my god ❤️‍🩹

It is so good that my bf isn’t home yet I am feral yelling at the screen

No one makes me drop everything like Dan & Phil and it’s a crime I’m not even THAT hardcore of a fan how do they do it everytime

As a former train hopper, one big thing is you can’t hardly spange anymore. No one has cash. So asking people for money doesn’t work. And it’s hard to pick up work on the side without a computer. Also they just throw homeless people in jail way more often now. There used to be places to sleep

caught in 4K

How Genocide Happened

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

Wondering how people with ADHD managed bc home phones phased out by the time I was in high school so I only had to ever memorize like 5 phone numbers in my life. I still remember 3 of them but I think that’s just bc those are cell numbers they still have lol