Midwest Cat Lady

One of these things is not like the other.

#timwalz #freelunch

Does anyone else not believe in conspiracy theories but feel like we’re in the middle of a conspiracy theory actually coming true?

Every single year I set up my timers on my Christmas lights perfectly…yet somehow, without fail, the lights are never all on at the same time. Tree just shut off at 12:55 PM.

We don’t need anymore Jason Aldean or Toby Keith bars.
We need Taylor Swift bars with year round Christmas decorations, photos of cats (what about ACTUAL cats!?), friendship bracelets, and a constant stream of only female country artists. #taylorswift #erastour

The standards to which Republicans are held in comparison to Democrats is baffling. Same goes for men in comparison to women. This stuff would NEVER fly if tables were turned.

I’m watching McMillions and it feels like it’s 47 episodes long and could have been an email.

The result of lack of comprehensive sex education. I’m sure they have higher teen pregnancy rates too. I’m convinced that lack of this education, especially for BOYS, creates sexual predators. If boys were taught from birth boundaries, good/bad touch, their own anatomy, girl’s anatomy, and CONSENT…?

SPOT IT

#orangecat

Thank you for sharing this!

Image of Hoggle from The Labyrinth, with caption

Can’t unsee it. Where are they know, Labyrinth edition.

I don’t know why this makes me feel so incredibly sad.

It’s a refreshing permission…but it’s a deep sadness and loss to get to the point you just have to give up. Especially when it’s with the people who know you to your core. The ones you’ve known all your life. You can’t just create that.

YouTube video by 20th Century Time Machine KGB Defector Yuri Bezmenov 1985 Interview. Explains KGB Manipulation of US Public Opinion

This is circulating. I feel sick.

youtu.be/pOmXiapfCs8

I just need a new Taylor’s Version announcement to brighten up these sad dark days. #taylorswift

@jake Minnesota usually goes blue and here’s why Minnesota is blue #minnesota #politics #greenscreenvideo #greenscreen TikTok video by Andra

This was a nice piece of education about my state!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8LxjrsF/

No offense to any good dudes who drive one, but I’ve always felt the same about big white trucks. I call it white truck complex. My brain automatically assumes they’re a toxically masculine dude bro who loves Trump. 😬

Stunning 😍

Can we discuss the orange cats? I purposely got one knowing they’re insane because I wanted a cat that gets along with my dog (it worked). We named him Dibbles after I saw a #taylorswift interview with Ellen about nicknaming Olivia “Dibbles” and is there seriously a better name for an orange cat?

Good thing Charlie can’t read. #cat #taylorswift

That one time I decided to buy a tablecloth.

Darla loves school drop off more than Charlie.

“Like 10 posts, teach our algorithm what you like”

My anxiety cannot handle this. Too much pressure. What if I change my mind tomorrow and my algorithm is already effed.