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Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one ko-fi.com/cassetteboy youtube.com/cassetteboy

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One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier

04.03.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 355    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]

From off-screen a newsreaderโ€™s commentary comes:

NEWSREADER:

Extraordinary images here 

of an expat in Dubai 

[The influencerโ€™s eybrows raise slightly]

โ€ฆHaving their first ever geopolitical thought.

[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerโ€™s face. The intervieweeโ€™s name is David Jones]. 

CLIVE MYRIE:

To explain the significance of this moment weโ€™re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent

DAVID JONES:

Clive, this is momentous

It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: โ€˜Dubai Is Brilliantโ€™.

[Pointing at the screen, the influencerโ€™s expression still the same]

You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.

It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatโ€™s previous thoughts.

CLIVE MYRIE:

Which areโ€ฆ?

DAVID JONES:

You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, 
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.

CLIVE MYRIE:

And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?

DAVID JONES:

I think we can expect to see:

โ€œI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toโ€

CLIVE MYRIE:

Mmm. 

[Ends]

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreaderโ€™s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencerโ€™s eybrows raise slightly] โ€ฆHaving their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerโ€™s face. The intervieweeโ€™s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment weโ€™re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: โ€˜Dubai Is Brilliantโ€™. [Pointing at the screen, the influencerโ€™s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatโ€™s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which areโ€ฆ? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: โ€œI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toโ€ CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

04.03.2026 11:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3894    ๐Ÿ” 1219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

Brilliant

03.03.2026 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Britpop Now or Then? Are you on top of the current state of Britpop? We'll show you ten 90s bands and you must say if Wikipedia currently say they're an is or a was.

NEW 90s INDIE POP QUIZ
Britpop Now or Then?
www.monkeon.co.uk/britpop-now-...
A dead-or-alive game using Wikipedia data, giving you an overview of the current state of 90s indie in quiz form.

02.03.2026 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Diagram of the animation career path, illustrated with a winding road on which Cyriak joyfully skips as he navigates his creative journey. Places of note along this circuitous route include "detour via job centre", "boring office job" and "making loads of weird videos". The journey ends with Cyriak striding purposefully into the future, though his hair takes a different path

Diagram of the animation career path, illustrated with a winding road on which Cyriak joyfully skips as he navigates his creative journey. Places of note along this circuitous route include "detour via job centre", "boring office job" and "making loads of weird videos". The journey ends with Cyriak striding purposefully into the future, though his hair takes a different path

Diagram of "The Process Rainbow", dividing the creative process into a spectrum of "making it up as i go along". The spectrum ranges from "no idea what I'm doing" (red), to "kind of know what i'm doing" (yellow), to "totally know what i'm doing" (blue). These categories are ordered along a vertical axis according to their "messing about level", from "not much" (blue) to "loads" (red). The horizontal axis measures "weirdness level" with blue being "normal-ish" and red being "crazy shit"

Diagram of "The Process Rainbow", dividing the creative process into a spectrum of "making it up as i go along". The spectrum ranges from "no idea what I'm doing" (red), to "kind of know what i'm doing" (yellow), to "totally know what i'm doing" (blue). These categories are ordered along a vertical axis according to their "messing about level", from "not much" (blue) to "loads" (red). The horizontal axis measures "weirdness level" with blue being "normal-ish" and red being "crazy shit"

Did a talk recently and thought I should share a couple of slides from my presentation that perhaps warrant further study.

02.03.2026 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 312    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

everything from the fit of the jacket to that head tilt as he says it is so completely Brass Eye i actually cannot cope

27.02.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 350    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Sir Oink-A-Lot just 547 votes short of the Tory vote, great result for the Monster Raving Loony Party

27.02.2026 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We never sampled John's Not Mad. I vaguely remember the thing you mean, but can't remember who did it

25.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely this. Some people appear to believe Touretteโ€™s is akin to being drunkenly outspoken & that the person is โ€œjust saying what they really thinkโ€. It is nothing remotely like that.

25.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 233    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

24.02.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3479    ๐Ÿ” 940    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92
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Paddington at the BAFTAs, but heโ€™s doing Tony Montanaโ€™s โ€˜bad guyโ€™ bit from Scarface.

23.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 330    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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BAFTA Fallout I want to start this post with a significant caveat โ€“ attempting to talk about complex, emotive and highly charged issues within the constraints of the frenzied news cycle is difficult and unpredictab...

This from @touretteshero.bsky.social is well worth a read www.touretteshero.com/2026/02/23/b...

23.02.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Studio clear-out! My studio is overflowing with prints, so Iโ€™ve listed them all as โ€œsecondsโ€ here: www.infinitebacon.com/studioseconds

Theyโ€™re super cheap, limited to the exact quantities shown โ€” first come, first served.

Some have small imperfections, so plz check the descriptions before buying.

20.02.2026 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.

12.02.2026 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image 26.01.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 941    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
2026 Showreel - Swedemason
YouTube video by swedemason 2026 Showreel - Swedemason

youtu.be/VJSQ-CQOKlM
Unhealthy amounts of screentime went into these, but it was a lot of fun. I'm looking for work, and representation. Drop me a line at swedemason@hotmail.com. Ta

26.01.2026 11:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 74    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
A poster that reads: you canโ€™t spell hatred without red hat accompanied by a drawing of a red hat

A poster that reads: you canโ€™t spell hatred without red hat accompanied by a drawing of a red hat

Everything is awful but the creativity behind some of these handmade posters gives me a glimmer of hope in humanity.

25.01.2026 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1756    ๐Ÿ” 405    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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one of the best things ever

23.01.2026 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 535    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Board of Peace - Season 1

24.01.2026 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11467    ๐Ÿ” 6461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 467    ๐Ÿ“Œ 724
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A screenshot of an opinion by Oliver Kornetzke from August 18th, 2025. Thereโ€™s a photo of a tired, bloated Donald trump over the opinion that reads: behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit: the sleeves of economy, man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a clansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul โ€“ all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a country fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isnโ€™t but has always been โ€“ arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed, exalted as ambition, and corruption worship like gospel. It is Americaโ€™s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol, proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spike, it doesnโ€™t just lose its soul โ€“ it shits out this bloated, obscenity, and calls it a leader.

A screenshot of an opinion by Oliver Kornetzke from August 18th, 2025. Thereโ€™s a photo of a tired, bloated Donald trump over the opinion that reads: behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit: the sleeves of economy, man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a clansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul โ€“ all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a country fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isnโ€™t but has always been โ€“ arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed, exalted as ambition, and corruption worship like gospel. It is Americaโ€™s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol, proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spike, it doesnโ€™t just lose its soul โ€“ it shits out this bloated, obscenity, and calls it a leader.

Reupping this cause itโ€™s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this

23.01.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 419    ๐Ÿ” 161    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

23.01.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3742    ๐Ÿ” 991    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Not to get all stentorian, but both my grandfathers served in WW2, and one of them died from its lingering sting decades later (chronic injuries). An ocean of fucking blood shed, the highest price imaginable paid to create a world where this shit didnโ€™t happen, undone for *nothing*. Fuck you!

21.01.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1784    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
Petition calling for Britain to have a Department of Culture is rejected on the grounds that Britain already has one.

Petition calling for Britain to have a Department of Culture is rejected on the grounds that Britain already has one.

Do we, though?

19.01.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

there have been better days to launch an ambitious project to fund original scripted audio comedy from the likes of joel & ben (pictured), but itโ€™s been in the diary for ages. please take a look at our store: Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt

19.01.2026 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel I should bang the drum for this post, which hasn't received the love it deserves.

It helps to know that Jenrick's constituency is Newark.

18.01.2026 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 273    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Trump with that Venezuelan woman, holding a giant painting. Of Mrs Mangel from Neighbours.

Trump with that Venezuelan woman, holding a giant painting. Of Mrs Mangel from Neighbours.

16.01.2026 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's second hand peace prize covered in blood (his face removed from the photo because there's too many pictures of him on the timeline)

Trump's second hand peace prize covered in blood (his face removed from the photo because there's too many pictures of him on the timeline)

16.01.2026 08:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 337    ๐Ÿ” 91    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1