One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier
04.03.2026 16:55 โ ๐ 325 ๐ 55 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 4One of the sad things about AI is that badly drawn photoshop was so much funnier
04.03.2026 16:55 โ ๐ 325 ๐ 55 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 4[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreaderโs commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencerโs eybrows raise slightly] โฆHaving their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencerโs face. The intervieweeโs name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment weโre joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: โDubai Is Brilliantโ. [Pointing at the screen, the influencerโs expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expatโs previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which areโฆ? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: โI Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax Toโ CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]
04.03.2026 11:14 โ ๐ 3479 ๐ 1086 ๐ฌ 15 ๐ 33Brilliant
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NEW 90s INDIE POP QUIZ
Britpop Now or Then?
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A dead-or-alive game using Wikipedia data, giving you an overview of the current state of 90s indie in quiz form.
Diagram of the animation career path, illustrated with a winding road on which Cyriak joyfully skips as he navigates his creative journey. Places of note along this circuitous route include "detour via job centre", "boring office job" and "making loads of weird videos". The journey ends with Cyriak striding purposefully into the future, though his hair takes a different path
Diagram of "The Process Rainbow", dividing the creative process into a spectrum of "making it up as i go along". The spectrum ranges from "no idea what I'm doing" (red), to "kind of know what i'm doing" (yellow), to "totally know what i'm doing" (blue). These categories are ordered along a vertical axis according to their "messing about level", from "not much" (blue) to "loads" (red). The horizontal axis measures "weirdness level" with blue being "normal-ish" and red being "crazy shit"
Did a talk recently and thought I should share a couple of slides from my presentation that perhaps warrant further study.
02.03.2026 14:18 โ ๐ 311 ๐ 57 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 3everything from the fit of the jacket to that head tilt as he says it is so completely Brass Eye i actually cannot cope
27.02.2026 14:45 โ ๐ 349 ๐ 90 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 3Sir Oink-A-Lot just 547 votes short of the Tory vote, great result for the Monster Raving Loony Party
27.02.2026 04:40 โ ๐ 81 ๐ 19 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0We never sampled John's Not Mad. I vaguely remember the thing you mean, but can't remember who did it
25.02.2026 20:15 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Absolutely this. Some people appear to believe Touretteโs is akin to being drunkenly outspoken & that the person is โjust saying what they really thinkโ. It is nothing remotely like that.
25.02.2026 16:51 โ ๐ 233 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.
24.02.2026 08:48 โ ๐ 3479 ๐ 939 ๐ฌ 72 ๐ 92Paddington at the BAFTAs, but heโs doing Tony Montanaโs โbad guyโ bit from Scarface.
23.02.2026 17:07 โ ๐ 330 ๐ 121 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 5This from @touretteshero.bsky.social is well worth a read www.touretteshero.com/2026/02/23/b...
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Studio clear-out! My studio is overflowing with prints, so Iโve listed them all as โsecondsโ here: www.infinitebacon.com/studioseconds
Theyโre super cheap, limited to the exact quantities shown โ first come, first served.
Some have small imperfections, so plz check the descriptions before buying.
No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.
12.02.2026 13:55 โ ๐ 272 ๐ 60 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 1
youtu.be/VJSQ-CQOKlM
Unhealthy amounts of screentime went into these, but it was a lot of fun. I'm looking for work, and representation. Drop me a line at swedemason@hotmail.com. Ta
A poster that reads: you canโt spell hatred without red hat accompanied by a drawing of a red hat
Everything is awful but the creativity behind some of these handmade posters gives me a glimmer of hope in humanity.
25.01.2026 13:21 โ ๐ 1756 ๐ 406 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 13one of the best things ever
23.01.2026 22:08 โ ๐ 535 ๐ 106 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Board of Peace - Season 1
24.01.2026 07:45 โ ๐ 11459 ๐ 6453 ๐ฌ 466 ๐ 724A screenshot of an opinion by Oliver Kornetzke from August 18th, 2025. Thereโs a photo of a tired, bloated Donald trump over the opinion that reads: behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit: the sleeves of economy, man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a clansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul โ all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a country fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isnโt but has always been โ arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed, exalted as ambition, and corruption worship like gospel. It is Americaโs shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol, proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spike, it doesnโt just lose its soul โ it shits out this bloated, obscenity, and calls it a leader.
Reupping this cause itโs evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this
23.01.2026 05:01 โ ๐ 419 ๐ 161 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0This kid is awesome, actual hero.
23.01.2026 00:41 โ ๐ 3742 ๐ 991 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 22Not to get all stentorian, but both my grandfathers served in WW2, and one of them died from its lingering sting decades later (chronic injuries). An ocean of fucking blood shed, the highest price imaginable paid to create a world where this shit didnโt happen, undone for *nothing*. Fuck you!
21.01.2026 03:06 โ ๐ 1784 ๐ 254 ๐ฌ 30 ๐ 18Petition calling for Britain to have a Department of Culture is rejected on the grounds that Britain already has one.
Do we, though?
19.01.2026 16:53 โ ๐ 214 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 2there have been better days to launch an ambitious project to fund original scripted audio comedy from the likes of joel & ben (pictured), but itโs been in the diary for ages. please take a look at our store: Leadmojo.co.uk/smelt
19.01.2026 10:18 โ ๐ 101 ๐ 54 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0
I feel I should bang the drum for this post, which hasn't received the love it deserves.
It helps to know that Jenrick's constituency is Newark.
Trump with that Venezuelan woman, holding a giant painting. Of Mrs Mangel from Neighbours.
16.01.2026 07:56 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 15 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Trump's second hand peace prize covered in blood (his face removed from the photo because there's too many pictures of him on the timeline)
16.01.2026 08:20 โ ๐ 337 ๐ 91 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 1