theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️ ▲

way better than Collins tbh. It’s different to me bc in PA we could’ve had a real progressive, in Maine we’ve been trying to take Collins down for decades and at this point I’ll eat whatever slop I can get instead of her and like it

Sorry to all but I’ll probably start magically suddenly really liking him the second he wins the primary

So funny how much leftists on here hate Graham Platner while he is the god of twitter leftists, first really notable rift I’ve seen

on a semi-fortnightly basis, theo luminati and i cross paths to exchange one (1) unit of inscrutable post-ironic pedantry. following Standard Operating Procedures, i then retire to my fortress of accounting studies until the next lumination

Not often but once in a blue moon!

thrilled and honored to announce that I will not

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Clearly you don’t know the difference between accounting and statistics

There is literally a jestergooning Cheeto hitlermaxxing in the white house

Few of us can be so enlightened.

I vote democrat in an ironic and subversive way. You probably wouldn’t get it. I think many of you are not on my level of post-ironic detachment. Not that there’s anything wrong with that

Def both lol

Yes Will please put him in a hole

I said "ooh I like your gold necklace" one time in front of my friends and they called me "Covetous Smaug" for months

$75 MILLION on the Melania movie. As if buying from amazon wasn’t already sinful. This is where your money is going. To hell

Stocks are down, crypto is crashing, these people are more than annoyed with him/feeling betrayed. They want to rip his throat out lmao

You just know in every instance that man got up to some extremely homosexual shit beforehand and needs to cope republicanly

Yes but some may have bad opinions on them. as a content warning

And my fascism (social democrat liberalism). I believe we are two reincarnated great leaders Lexi, born for power and prominence, perhaps one day rivals. We are destined to change the world in increasingly bizarre and questionable ways

marriage should only be between a woman with short nails and a woman with a coke nail, as god intended

long ‘nail’ (1) because you are a GAY LESBIAN

well MY birthday is the anniversary of Mussolini’s ‘day of victory’ and also his catfight with Hitler 5 years later

This is why you are the reincarnated Marx, the only modern thinker that is truly for The People

in left spaces it’s important for us to understand and respect each other as a united working class against capitalist oppression. That’s why I’m blocking and reporting you for your bad opinions about community gardens

They have absolutely all done it but that’s neither here nor there

this i very clearly the best piece of slop made to date. i have no idea what could possibly dethrone it, and i beg forgiveness for my behavior on that day

I mean I love them conceptually but you were literally right, unless someone competent is managing one everything is going to fucking die and then it’s a waste of space for no reason, that person was being problematic & gatekeeping also

She’s been compromised by like 7 other countries for like 15 years so it prob has something to do with that

I was wondering what someone could possibly be mad at you enough to say that for and the reason was funnier than I ever could have imagined