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Wow, 900 followers

You guys really like my dumbass thoughts, huh? 🥰

Wow, 900 followers

You guys really like my dumbass thoughts, huh? 🥰

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So I asked him to buy me a $60,000 necklace, obviously, and he was like

"you don't even have shoulders, how are you gonna wear a necklace?"

And I was all "Wha?? Have you ever seen a necklace?? It's not a jacket, it's for a neck! And guess what? I have one, dummy!"

And then I dumped him 🥰

You wake up and it's 1996 again, your friend is sitting next to you on the couch, you ask what happened and they say "we just drank mushroom tea like 2 hours ago" and the last 30 years has been nothing more than a bad trip

My partner and I were playing that together, it took us hours just to make our characters lol

Kingdom Hearts 3 came out 7 years ago?? I remember buying it in stores like it was yesterday

Fuck I am so old 😭

Idk how I fucked up my throat last night but it hurts so much to talk right now 😭

My POV before you sit on my tongue

I blame Tarzan for my obsession with gorillas, they knew what they were doing when they drew Kerchak like that

I know I'm a top cause I think about butts a lot more than I think about cocks

Can I fuck you? Please? 👉👈

Oh no... In 2 weeks I turn 30

Fuuuuuck last night was the best sleep I've had in MONTHS 😩🙏🩷

My new mattress got delivered, I can't wait to sleep without back pain 🥰

If I can't give you a little kiss on the forehead then why are we even friends bro? 😒

I really hope when Digital Circus is finished they release physical copies, I'd buy a steelbook in a heartbeat

Ever since I started making my own content I've had like zero desire to watch other content creators

Like it was starting to feel like a chore 🤷

"Your future is in your hands"

How am I supposed to hold the whole future when I can barely hold myself together?

What if I'm a bad puppy? 😏

If sexuality is a spectrum statistically speaking one person on Earth has to be the gayest

Am I a raccoon? Perhaps a tanuki? 🤔

Oh it can take 2 at once? Sounds like fun 👀

Body hair is so hot 🤤

Park it right in that little garage?

It's called a dump truck because you're supposed to put a load in it

Please do 😈

69 became 6 7 because 7 ate 9

I love getting ridden 🤤

This is the same phenomenon as when guys are naked except they're also wearing shoes, like that one extra piece of clothing makes them *more* naked somehow 🤔