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If trans women are dolls then trans men are action figures

They even come with kung-fu grip

Since I always work weekends today is basically my hump day

So who am I humping?

If trans women are dolls then trans men are action figures

They even come with kung-fu grip

Being a hyper-fixation autistic is difficult when it comes to watching porn

I find one fetish and that's it for like 2 months, and then it's the next hyper-fixation for 2 months, and then again, and that's the only thing that will get me off I can't watch anything else

HOLLOW OMG 🥵🥵

"But I need to see what messages my partner is sending to other people"

You don't trust each other. That's toxic AF and I'm not here for it

I just straight up refuse to interact with couples that share a dating app profile

Like why are you conjoined at the hip? You are two separate people, you should have two separate accounts

Ugh first I had to replace my brakes yesterday for a couple hundred bucks and now I have to replace all my tires for another couple hundred bucks

It's like an entire paycheck gone in 2 days 💀😭

I ate bison today, it didn't really taste any different from cow

I'm assuming it went well, I was unconscious the whole time and I don't remember a thing

I'm fucking starving though, someone buy me food 😩

I've seen a lot of videos of Ohio boys doing that

Hiiiiiiii puppeh :3

If you really love me so much and I'm such an important friend to you why didn't you invite me to your wedding?

Ariel was the first Disney Princess to teach me that if someone is actively ruining your life you should stab them in the stomach

Very much so 🤤

I didn't switch to Bluesky because it would be easier, I switched because it's the right thing to do.

Because supporting a transphobic Nazi billionaire is wrong, no matter what. There's nothing to debate about it.

Get off Twitter. Now.

Okay wow that earthquake was actually kinda big, my collectables fell off their shelves 😮

I love when I get a new follower and I check out their page and find out they're just a huge cumdump bottom that likes public sex

That shit scratches the horny zone of my brain so good 🤤

I love when guys rip a hole in their underwear just so they can get my cock in faster 🥵🥵

Blow me if I'm wrong but the Earth is flat

Need a mou- I mean hand?

I'm down on my knees for this hole

Many times 😏

It's a constant mix of "mmmm men" and "ew, men"

D) All of the above!

The tiddies are tiddying

What kinda fuckass name is Aquaman Moses?? Why are all these celebrities naming their kids the worst fucking names ever??

These kids are gonna grow up to resent their parents FR

Each version has exclusive Pokemon to catch

On one hand, men 🤢

On the other hand, men 🤤

If all the new mega designs are like this Legends Z-A is gonna be peak ✨