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Living in a fake country with a very real prison system

Going to find out if the computer is good or bad

This was demonstrably true and also what a good show

Sofia is excited to be at the bear vs shark show because "everyone will be 40"

dick cheney didn’t die of natural causes I shot and killed him in the head

Holy water flask as the antique store

bringing back thing @rars.bsky.social should be allowed to drive to work

Bluesky is funny because it'll be the most banal millennial culture has to offer for about 10 posts and then the absolute horniest millennial culture has to offer for one.

"I didn't know you played music " music to my fucking ears

The PS3 version of these dudes specifically

Caught me

I'm growing my beard out for a Halloween costume and out of curiosity, and although I look in the mirror and cannot believe I can actually grow a beard like this I don't actually think it looks very good.

an adaptation of the sandy loam chart, aka, a triangle where each side is an axis from 0 100, forming triangular little pockets in the center in a pseudo-3-axis chart form. the three axes are "hoinky sploinky" "doinky woinky" and "rinky dinky," each with a "pure" form (penis music, furret walk, and ukelele covers respectively). there is a minor screed here about electroswing sucking, which it does.

bringing back a classic

Hired to do some masonry repair at my next door neighbor's house, where two fantastic retired lesbians live. I was asked to set this crystal into the wall. What a delight.

The band that lets me play bass (the greatest use of my time and talents) has an album out

crankykzoo.bandcamp.com/album/everyt...

One Battle After Another was interesting because it supposed a US where guerilla warfare, in its true political form, is possible due to having a nearly universally sympathetic populace.

Might fuck around and start booking shows again occasionally

Becoming a handyman. A handythey (no). A handyfag.

Just want to inspire "oh, I've got a guy" from my friends and acquaintances.

So glad it's gloomy today,sick of summer jams, it's time for Bill Orcutt and Unwound

As me and my carpentry mentor work, and a job has the opportunity to hide a message behind the work to be found decades later, I've landed on "a trans person peed here" to be the single funniest thing we can write

Teaser for new song featuring my 10 years on T inevitable bald spot

new music right now has me thinking wild things like “music is good and important”

A drawing of a grim reaper drifting in a toyota sprinter across a grid landscape in front of the outline of downtown detroit, with a big skull looking over it and a wingding in the corner with a skull and cross bones, a vertical black block down the side of it says "extreme danger!" big text at the bottom says "lilies are toxic to cats! Do not expose your pet cat to lilies it's very bad for them!"

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know.
roryblank.bigcartel.com

Getting sick and ruining my YouTube algorithm with absolute bullshit as one does

controversial take for an author at this moment but I think libgen and free access to information is good actually; I think people taking advantage of this for profit are the bad guys, but broad access to books around the world that aren’t published in all countries ….good actually

This weather got me wanting to harvest tons of fields

This sticker is also part of the band and I knew what I was doing when I ordered them too big but no one was there to stop me

YouTube video by Haphazard Archive Cranky - Scoop [Official Music Video]

I am in a band called Cranky

Threw together this music video for a new song on our upcoming release.

Hey wow what the fuck

10 years on HRT, I'm unkillable