Nothing says big man “power” to me like firing someone… completely incompetent that you put in in the first place. Just like “wow; that guy is in charge alright.”
06.03.2026 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nothing says big man “power” to me like firing someone… completely incompetent that you put in in the first place. Just like “wow; that guy is in charge alright.”
06.03.2026 02:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Fifth Element is really good for a bajillion reasons. But they did such a good job of choosing extras that look weird as hell.
05.03.2026 07:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cc @stewf.com
04.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bought a water bottle usable only by people with long fingers and my potato grubbing ancestors are cackling right now.
03.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d be trying to defect from the military so hard right now.
03.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You had me in the first half, thinking this might be a good headline
28.02.2026 20:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Luv 2 be awake for warfare… 🤦🏼♂️
28.02.2026 07:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t remember the last time Oakland was 67° at night. Not even in the summer.
28.02.2026 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oakland having a straight-up “can we have class outside” day right now. 69 degrees. Nice.
26.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My favorite one liner as a journalist is:
“I’m allowed to lie in my free time”
It’s ok. You can steal it.
Tony organized January 6th.
25.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tony helped organize January 6th.
25.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Progress. But we’re still in ‘let’s see if they’ll resign’ mode. Not, yknow. Prosecute and fire.
25.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This movie is emotionally manipulative.
24.02.2026 07:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Max is a Dog of Rockridge. Honorary citizenship.
24.02.2026 07:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My dad was a Domer, so I grew up with “Rudy” as scripture.
But cot dam can I imagine it’d be annoying to, well, anyone else.
Plot line: “school so great” dialogue: “school so great.”
Do you think that Alyssa Liu has always been a sleeper agent that will accept her invite to the White House?
“I brought my skates to show you…”
In case I didn’t know TikTok was bought by a Trump buddy, my typical archaeology/dog/design feed is now hashtag divorcedwomen and sportsbetting. Six years of training it done down the drain.
21.02.2026 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The Mummy (‘99) is a really good blockbuster for several reasons. But the moral of the story being ‘white colonist/anthropologists ruin everything’ is pretty solid.
19.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mardi Gras miracle.
18.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I mean, you get your bread at the circus… what more could you want
18.02.2026 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some celebrities love New Orleans because they DGAF if you’re a celebrity. Others hate it for the same reason.
17.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I burn my life for a TOE PICK that I’ll never see.”
13.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Olympics are on? Probably a good time to tell you about a little known movie called The Cutting Edge…
Did you know that it was written by Tony Gilroy, the screenwriter of The Bourne Identity and Andor?
I had a dream that Russell Westbrook was on the Pelicans. It was weird.
13.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Y'all. At my new job as the Editor-in-Chief/Layout Artist of The Rockridge News, I've been able to tap into my dusty-but-eager design brain a bit more. Feeling proud of this spread on a vacant triangle (h/t Piet Mondrian):
12.02.2026 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good lord.
11.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My dad is sending me Bad Bunny halftime symbolism translation tiktoks and I’m so proud of him.
11.02.2026 20:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I think fanboying the Olympics every four years and only once every four years kinda tells on some bad traits we have as a country.
But cotdamn do I love Oakland and Alysa Liu is hell tight.