Delivery driver: "Neil?"
Me: "No"
Delivery driver: *hands package*
Delivery driver: "Neil?"
Me: "No"
Delivery driver: *hands package*
Must have been a data leak and my password was used to access the account
14.01.2026 11:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hello friends, seen as though I had my Facebook and Instagram mercilessly banned by Meta after I was hacked, here I am π
13.01.2026 17:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve somehow managed to find myself at a VE Day lunch for pensioners
08.08.2025 10:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This was fun! 2019 I think.
26.07.2025 13:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Filming series 2 of Smoggie Queens has begun! π¬π
#SmoggieQueens #Comedy
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09.06.2025 06:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a massive stuffed orangutan that scares the hell out of me on the baby monitor.
09.06.2025 06:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Just received my parcel from Vinted and this is the packaging 10/10
31.05.2025 18:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wonderful! :)
05.05.2025 05:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve already posted this on X but wanted to let you all know that my new mop arrives tomorrow.
04.05.2025 19:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Just passed the Reform UKbus on the motorway
11.04.2025 08:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exciting news!
24.03.2025 18:13 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs the office team building day!
12.03.2025 08:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Spring, you tease, get back here this instant!
11.03.2025 13:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs spot on, well done Justine!
04.03.2025 20:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh Jesus
04.03.2025 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π
04.03.2025 18:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π§βπ¨
04.03.2025 17:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Impossible to beat last yearβs beauty #pancakeday
04.03.2025 17:25 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Terrible news about Bill Dare. Such an instrumental producer. I met him once at a comedy gig and he gave me some good advice. How tragic.
www.comedy.co.uk/people/news/...
Last year I was an unhinged cousin in a sitcom for Amazon and I would like to act more thank you please.
youtu.be/2yEIP4VAUBs
Canβt stop thinking about why Mr Vain was also called Mr Raider. What did he raid? I like to think Space Raiders.
24.02.2025 09:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had to look up skiffle! Iβm going to have to watch it now
24.02.2025 09:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely. Still need to rewatch Breakfast Club post MeToo. I watched it in the noughties when it was all too acceptable
24.02.2025 08:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Molly Ringwald revisiting this film during MeToo opened my eyes to a lot of John Hughes work www.newyorker.com/culture/pers...
24.02.2025 08:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just saw this pic and thought how well Robson Green was looking.
22.02.2025 12:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When in Bakewellβ¦
18.02.2025 14:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Half term
17.02.2025 18:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0WINNER Comedy Smoggie Queens rts: 2025 Award. North East and The Border Centre
The LOVELY Smoggie Queens won the RTS Award (NETB).
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