Going to do night shift for a while. More money and less drama is what I need right now. Also, going to bed at 7 AM and avoid daytime society is pure bliss :p I'll be night shift weirdo now. They're all weirdos, not gonna lie 😂

Don't judge me, but I kinda finished collecting these themed nail polishes 😅 Expect for gold ones, which I don't like. From Lethal Cosmetics. I'll probably post pics of them on the nail, because for the price they were, they deserve to be seen.

RE9 memes are the best thing of 2026.

When your biology doesn't line up with society and you've been sleep deprived since you were 12...

Training my ADHD brain to wash the 1 plate and pan for 2 minutes after dinner, instead of ending up with 1 hour of dishwashing my entire dish inventory. Brain always resist, but less than when looking at a pile of dishes. Worked out so far. Good job, brain.

Late birthday present to myself due to RE release date. Probably gonna have to wait to play it till my week off anyway. Hooray being a working adult 🙃

That McDonald's CEO is the most sterile looking human I've ever seen. I think even he is lab-grown.

So this is the only brand of beef jerky we have here as far as I know, but now it has an extra blue label on it that reads "Mr. Beast Approved". Yeah, I'm not eating this anymore now. Let me know if you wanna see a picture. This is just a stock pic.

I would rather have to slaughter the animal myself in person than eat any of their 3D printed "protein slop" or bug biscuits. I'm not kidding.

Who in the discount clone is this?!! Where's the real one?!

I can't work until I'm 67! Fuck this!

I just spent a whole hour trying to print a page, downloading, updating, the whole shabang, nothing! Turns out all I needed to do was remove and add my printer. I hate modern tech. Just print the damn page!!

Cellphone games don't count, btw. They don't have that effect.

After finally playing a video game again, I felt more clear-headed and less like my brain was going on 10 million existential tangents. Actually felt joy again. Made me realize how much my brain declines when I don't play for a long time. Proof that games help brain chemistry, for me at least.

When I complain the job is too physically hard and they say it's because I don't do sports. Listen, bitch! The apllication said "light work"! Sorry if I didn't expect to have to bench press 300 lbs on the daily at a fucking dayjob! And that's why you NEVER EVER say you play video games! NEVERRRR!!!

Unpopular opinion: the bun on top of the head has to go, unless you have a thin face and a large messy bun. Otherwise, your face will look like a pear and subsequently, your body will look like a larger pear underneath your pear-head. Don't even get me started about a man-bun.

So... my workplace takes away 1 of 2 coffee vending machines making us queue up longer (and cutting morale in half), while they monitor our breaktime. Then decide to install a lounge. FOR WHO?? ON WHAT BREAKTIME?? And give away their 50yo furniture to us while they modernize. I can't anymore.

Every time I have some days off, the nieghbors gotta start remodelling. There's no rest, ever, in an apartment! Constant noise, always! ALWAYS!!!! HUMANS = NOISE!

Posting this thing I made for the #RemedyGames competition. Alas, I got outdone by other talent 😅 It was a lot of fun though. You can tell everyone put a lot of thought and effort into their works.

When I talk at work, manager thinks I'm not working and gives me more work, INCLUDING when I'm talking TO THIS MANAGER, as proven recently. Sorry, boss, can't talk to you until I finish work and then you still can't talk to me because I'm off work 😂

Metaphorically speaking, are we the real humans and are the vile PDF's the invading evil aliens? Or are they actually humans and are the decent people the aliens? Because I'm starting to wonder, seeing who is in the majority here.

Back in the day, dinosaurs used to be called dragons. Not sure why they changed it. I don't think anyone would mind if we called them dragons.

So, Epstein is the pimp for the "elite PDF's", got it. Bunch of weirdos!

(you know what PDF really stands for)

When I saw this demon character in "Doom The Dark Ages", it immediately reminded me of the armor of Dracula in Bram Stoker's Dracula. Wouldn't be the first time this movie inspired games (like Bloodborne).

I used to think you needed a law degree to become head of state, president, even king. Seems like you need only money.

"33 states"
33 says it all.

The whole Epstein thing must be fake because p*dos in Hollywood and the government is all "just a conspiracy theory." If you're still asleep at this point, you must not be a real human, have eyeballs or braincells and you deserve to be exploited.

Why gluten cause so much trouble nowadays: because wheat is modified for shelf life, not digestion.
www.elephantinthemind.com/post/could-p....

I was at work on day, in the cantina, staring at the analog clock. Suddenly, the minute hand made a full rotation in 5 seconds, I kid you not!! I said out loud: "Wtf! Look!" and 1 other person saw it too. They didn't seem very disturbed, but my entire day felt off after that.