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random fact 18

random fact 16/17 (it’s 17 but the joke was made)

silent salt cookie obtained after only 16 pulls take that

found this at walmart one time

is this considered a shitposting account because i’m lowkey not sure

when jesus said “the” what did he mean 🤔🤔

it’s freedom’s birthday, now we’re like a quarter of the way to be how old britain is

like the band nerd i am i started writing a piece last year compiling a medley of super patriotic repertoire including Fanfare for the Common Man by Aaron Copland and the Stars and Stripes Forever by John Philip Sousa just because I WAS BORED

I then realized US’s 250th was next year 🤯🤯 wish me luck

dude that’s worse than florida 💀💀

watching the stanley cup final and they HAD to show that taylor swift and k*lce were there

this is NOT a coincidence bro 😭😭

speaking of books Unwind by Neal Shusterman is a BANGER and i highly recommend

What are you saying

guys the bible is REALLY long

random fact 16

ostriches have larger eyes than brains, do with that what you will

i sound like a nerd rn don’t i

how do i have 31 followers 😭😭
alright alright random fact time, random fact 15! (i counted this time)

some famous Russian ballets today were VERY unpopular (such as the Rite of Spring and Swan Lake) when they first premiered but now they’re super famous & whatnot because of how difficult they are

a year ago bluesky wasn’t full of politics and now it is so it’s even more like twitter (nobody calls it X) but better

Sorry man, I’m a broke high school student, I wish I could help out

69th post

random fact i stopped counting a while ago

male sharks technically have two penises

did you guys know uhh wait hold on i have a script for this

random fact number number number i think

chicken jockey

we like fortnite we like fortnite

putin has been fighting the small ass country of ukraine for a few years now and he’s only gained a few miles

also fun fact two months after the war started he had already lost more troops than the united states did after 20 years in iraq

this past election was really a choice between two poisons, and no i’m not just now realizing this

harris was a fucking useless dumbass and trump is an overbearing bully, and he’s a lot worse than the first time he was in office

ryan blaney pole feeds families

lebron

we got the college football championship, a national holiday, a new president, and a whole lot of executive orders yesterday

today we got SNOWSTORMS IN NORTH FLORIDA

which is more significant

random fact 12

tesla was planned to fail

what if i were to play it on an otomatone