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a group of dancers are performing on a stage in front of a crowd . Alt: A clip from the science fiction movie Logan's Run is shown. Society has been confined to a domed city with limited resources. Nobody is allowed to live past the age of 30. The scene depicts the aging-out citizens participating in a ritual called 'Renewal'. Hooded figures in body suits decorated with sequins depicting flames surround a large, flat, circular red crystal in an arena called 'Carousel'. Crowds cheer as the gravity within Carousel gradually disappears causing the sacrifices to float gracefully toward the ceiling. One by one, as they reach sufficient height, each bursts into glorious flames to be 'reborn' as the city's next generation, much to the delight of the rapturous throng below.
13.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. But, in rebuttal: Purple!!!!

04.12.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I felt she was highly under-rated in the Cagney & Lacey Pilot.

30.05.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What do you mean, 'a bad impression'? It's symetrical!"

02.05.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Feds raid wrong house, steal everything, leave Twenty badge-wearing, heavily-armed federal agents kicked down the wrong door in Oklahoma City on Thursday. Inside, they found a mother and three daughters who'd moved to Oklahoma just two weeks…

They are cruel, they are incompetent and they are criminals. It seems there are attack dogs embedded in ICE who are happy to have been let off the leash.

boingboing.net/2025/04/29/f...

29.04.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Observe while I consume obscene amounts of custard on OnlyFlans

25.04.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOW DARE YOU not grab our precious modem and save it from the conflagration! How. Dare. You.

16.04.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever it is appears to be deleted.

02.04.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Bill Murray as John Winger from the movie Stripes in OD green Army fatigues, wearing a smug look, gazing back and pointing at the viewer.  Text overlay says, 'John Winger for SEC-DEF.  He'll keep our secrets safe.'

Picture of Bill Murray as John Winger from the movie Stripes in OD green Army fatigues, wearing a smug look, gazing back and pointing at the viewer. Text overlay says, 'John Winger for SEC-DEF. He'll keep our secrets safe.'

27.03.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Me in the National Security group chat. (Image from the movie ONE CRAZY SUMMER of Uncle Frank [played by actor Bruce Wagner] who spends the entire movie trying to win a radio phone-in contest.)

Me in the National Security group chat. (Image from the movie ONE CRAZY SUMMER of Uncle Frank [played by actor Bruce Wagner] who spends the entire movie trying to win a radio phone-in contest.)

Me in the national security group chat.

25.03.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a chewbacca is screaming in front of a control panel Alt: Chewbacca is lauging in front of a control panel

(Laughing in Wookie)

11.03.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…

25.02.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 41615    πŸ” 19714    πŸ’¬ 579    πŸ“Œ 674

h/t to @curtbonnem.bsky.social

12.02.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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6. Select "Inaccurate content".
7. Select "Incorrect" and type in whatever text you want such as what I said, "It's the Gulf of Mexico, you boot-licking losers."

12.02.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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Ya' know, if ya' feel like it…
1. Google Gulf of Mexico (be sure you are on a Google search engine)
2. β€œGulf of America" will be at the head of Google’s answer.
3. Click on the three little dots to the right of β€œGulf of America”.
4. Select "Send Feedback"
5. Click on "Gulf Of America" text.

12.02.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was saying to my in-laws that the older Cruise gets the more he looks like CGI de-aging.

10.02.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not going to re-post what Elon did. But, wow! That was a straight-up third reich salutation. Fuck. Them. All.

20.01.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up" cover in Huttese - The Kyberpunks
YouTube video by The Kyberpunks Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up" cover in Huttese - The Kyberpunks

Star Wars fans: If you enjoyed "Major Tom (Coming Home)" in Huttese...how about a proper Rick Roll? We translated Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" and performed it live with our droid!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC8J...

09.01.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Thanks to this movie we have Danny Trejo!

06.12.2024 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Man Returns To Work After Vacation With Fresh, Reenergized Hatred For Job EUGENE, ORβ€”Arriving back at work after a two-week winter vacation, local marketing assistant Matthew Bueso told reporters Monday he was happy to return to the office with a fresh and rejuvenated loath...

theonion.com/man-returns-...

05.12.2024 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, right! I forgot about the party. It's been ages since I watched "10".

05.12.2024 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'GEORGE WEBBER, 50,' How old was he supposed to be in "10"?

04.12.2024 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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chairmanbarnes's Top Songs 2024 Playlist Β· Spotify Β· 100 items

As the parent of a 3.5 y.o., my Spotify Wrapped list is not really my own. But, see if you can spot my contributions. Comment with a title and guess if it's mine or Eliot's.

open.spotify.com/playlist/37i...

04.12.2024 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The New York Times Digital | Los Angeles Public Library English | EspaΓ±ol Your library card gives you 72-hour complimentary, unlimited access to the digital edition of the The New York Times*. To get started, follow these three simple steps: 1. Follow thi...

If you have an LA Library card you can read the NYT for free through their web portal. www.lapl.org/new-york-tim...

02.12.2024 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

"Do they still have the 6-foot Turkey Club at Subway, lad? Go and buy it, and tell them to bring it here, that I may give them the direction where to take it. Come back with the man, and I'll give you a shilling. Come back with him in less than five minutes and I'll give you half-a-crown."

25.11.2024 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is sitting on a staircase looking at the camera Alt: Robin the frog (Kermit's nephew) is sitting on a staircase singing wistfully.
25.11.2024 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry to have to be the one to break this to you; your phone case may be a vampire.

20.11.2024 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of snoopy dancing with the words hallelujah in the background ALT: a cartoon of snoopy dancing with the words hallelujah in the background
18.11.2024 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This 'dark reboot' is perfect for the CW. You should exec. produce.

17.11.2024 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How to Enable and Use Clipboard History on Windows 10 Windows 10 gives Copy and Paste a boost with Clipboard history, which shows a list of items recently copied to the clipboard. Here's how to enable and use it.

If you do a lot of copy/paste-ing, be sure to turn on Clipboard History. Allows you to copy multiple items to the clipboard at one time. Game changer for me at work. www.howtogeek.com/671222/how-t...

14.11.2024 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0