Aww. What pretty kitties!
05.02.2026 06:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@lilprincepatch.bsky.social
I'm just a lil guy who never fully grew up. ABDL and furry in his 30s though I much prefer to act like a 2 year old. I'm basically if Cocomelon had an only fans --- but like tastefully. Married to @alphapupkodak 18+ Only NSFW. MINORS DNI, NO AGERE
Aww. What pretty kitties!
05.02.2026 06:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My little sunbeam
04.02.2026 15:18 โ ๐ 32 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Thank you โค๏ธ
02.02.2026 22:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@alphapupkodak.bsky.social and I lost our sweet silly baby girl suddenly last night.
Arya you were so loved and we will miss you so much. We know you'll be waiting for us when it's our turn to cross the rainbow bridge. โค๏ธ
Our baby girl crossed the rainbow bridge last night ๐
02.02.2026 09:43 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Seriously...๐
02.02.2026 05:54 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0UPDATE: Human subject has forgotten how to stand. Technicians noted subject gets more "fussy" with increased diaper saturation. Further experimentation needed to confirm this correlation.
Thanks @onesiesdownunder.com! Your new stuff always inspires me to come up with new content!
Iโve often found with my long sleeve onesies, shirts, and sweaters that the sleeves will shrink and shorten dramatically over time. But not my @onesiesdownunder.com snake onesie. Obviously the thumb holes help, but gosh darn I think itโs neat that the sleeves still fit a year and many washes later.
30.01.2026 02:41 โ ๐ 54 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sometimes you wake up baby brained but still gotta make it to Costco Executive hour
31.01.2026 16:03 โ ๐ 82 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Sides I can do it wif shapes too!
30.01.2026 20:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0See imma genus!
30.01.2026 20:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Imma prodigy, but all my smarts got used up before I got potty chaned!
30.01.2026 20:11 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0When you're both a baby and a statistician.
30.01.2026 19:49 โ ๐ 55 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I wouldn't really want to receive them but I wouldn't be opposed to giving them to the right person if they were into that. ๐
30.01.2026 05:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Try Agains specifically the ones with Caden (Green dragon) on them!
30.01.2026 04:03 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Going to Disneyland diapered, in little space, with someone big to keep an eye on me would be super magical.
30.01.2026 02:14 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0I'm like the hulk, but a baby. I don't think I ever 100% leave little space and that helps.
Getting bum pats from someone else is like instant headspace.
As for doing so myself, I've found ear plugs to be one of the more surefire ways to get me into headspace. โค๏ธ
I'd keep flipping the switch till my potty training turns off permanently ๐
30.01.2026 00:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This seems fun!
Ask away!
ngl.link/lilprincepatch
UPDATE: Human subject surrendered willingly when offered soft lights and absorbent undergarments.
Blushing noted.
NEXT EXPERIMENT: Record whether verbal praise intensifies blush response.
(What do you think they'll try next?)
The ceos that name their companies things like Palantir. Things that are blatantly evil or dangerous in the fictions they arise from think you're too stupid and illiterate to see what they are doing.
Please don't prove them right.
UPDATE: Human subject surrendered willingly when offered soft lights and absorbent undergarments.
Blushing noted.
NEXT EXPERIMENT: Record whether verbal praise intensifies blush response.
(What do you think they'll try next?)
I left him alone for 5 minutes and came back to this.
He claims this is very important cosmic business.
I am accepting hair ruffles and squishy bum pats this morning.
26.01.2026 14:22 โ ๐ 93 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We have got to try something different. ๐ฎโ๐จ
The status quo has changed.
Soggy Saturday morning
24.01.2026 15:10 โ ๐ 81 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Umm @alphapupkodak.bsky.social I wanna do this!! Please!?!
20.01.2026 23:46 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Grr ๐ฅฐ๐ซฃ
20.01.2026 19:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Mmm yes ๐
20.01.2026 17:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nuh uh! I'm not stinky!
20.01.2026 16:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0