Crystal Contreras-Atencio

I emailed the merch place, they’re sending me a new copy, and the guy on the email was like “sometimes that happens when you have humans putting vinyls into sleeves” and I couldn’t help but hear it in tom waits’ voice

oh my god

incredibly funny that Joyce Carol Oates owned Musk so hard he's started trying to post like a regular person with normal interests

I recently reread pet sematary and it’s impossible to read Jud’s dialogue without the voice of the actor who played him in the movie going through your head

In an decision that reflects the spirit of the season, I will share my last bag of sprouts brand peanut butter covered popcorn around the table, with my friends

I don’t think people should starve in order to “learn a lesson” about voting or whatever!

“La Minifalda de Reynalda” is a banger if you want to go full 60’s garage rock

Idk how to acquire more up here. There’s a couple locations in sac, maybe I can request some from family

Has anyone else ever had this stuff? Ridiculous.

down to my last bag of the Sprouts brand peanut butter popcorn I brought home from LA

My brand new “nighthawks at the diner” vinyl came with two copies of sides 3 and 4 but no side 1 and 2

baby

I love rock and roll, so download the jukely app, create an account, sign up for the subscription, then scroll and select one of the playlist options available for your price tier

anna's castle (law office), 6th avenue, ouray, colorado, 1991

anna's castle (law office), 6th avenue, ouray, colorado, 1991

this morning, ICE went into a Spanish language immersion daycare and took a teacher from the building in front of screaming and crying kids and parents at dropoff and the daycare had to shut down for the day (near Lane Tech, where they were yesterday). Really hoping today's "theme" is not "daycare."

Issaquah on edge after ICE arrest outside preschool A series of immigration arrests has shaken an Issaquah preschool community over the past week. The arrests have also had a ripple effect throughout the city’s education system.

Sorry but I think the theme is here. (Also let it be known Issaquah is an affluent suburb of Seattle… far from “shithole” status.)

In America, if you make fun of a war criminal, some guy sends you photos of your child’s preschool

the people at the rental place tried to give us a Maserati and we were like, “-absolutely not” might as well hand my purse to the first thief that comes along

the Mercedes GLA rental we drove in LA had no function on the steering wheel for skipping the track. If you wanted to skip songs you had to do so via the touch console or your phone. Crap design

a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him Alt: a cartoon of ralph from the simpsons sits on a bus with the words " chuckles i 'm in danger " below him

Anyway, you should have seen me loading that fucking rental car

I’m not a fan of rentals where the owner lives on-site, so “secret room full of racist figurines, postcards, and books on Hitler” is just another reason to add to my list of why we’ll never stay in a place like that again

Just so relieved our host waited until our last day in LA before showing us their secret room full of extremely racist Jim Crow-era memorabilia

Trust me when I say that there’s a two block radius around this thing where your appetite completely disappears. Takes a few hours for it to come back

A photo of the Tesla building

Just a rancid, unappetizing, offensive building. Horrible aura, like if norovirus had an address

A photo of a BMW convertible with California vanity plates that say “SAPPHCC”

rizz

my entire philosophy with driving is “go around me, what’s the problem?” And it’s so far serving me well in LA. I don’t care if you go in front of me. Please do. Driving feels like navigating a line for the meat grinder, I don’t care if you cut while we’re waiting in line for the meat grinder

I don’t understand not letting someone merge when their lane ends. Where are they supposed to go? Why can’t they just go in front of you? I don’t think this is a situation where anyone can be “first”

does the Burbank airport always smell like 🐈 and feet?

night camera ones with nocturnal creatures, ones that look like 90’s Sony handycam footage, ones with crowds of people jumping and disappearing into swimming pools, fat people stuck in water slides (very mean), children riding wild beasts

the different genres of AI videos that are coming out is like watching a shapeshifter melt through their different identities, all while in excruciating pain