Nic

My wife looked at me at one point and was like “ok but WHY do I have goosebumps?!”

Haha yeah same. I’m so glad I’m not alone in this

Omg. The 1920’s dressed ones who are the most pretentious humans I’ve ever seen? They make me want to throw my TV out the window every time they pop up. Kathleen though is a fucking delight

*pulls out spray bottle* don’t you two even think about it

I like this man less and less. Grow a spine buddy

I am well aware of the problems of romanticizing the past, but sometimes I remember that when I was in school we didn't have active shooter drills.

Special SALE day. I might add a little extra treat idk?

I still can’t stand these Wayhaught goobers 😭 last ones for a little bit.

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LFG!!!!

Omg. I really will never be free of this at NYCC

Costco Won’t Sell Abortion Pill as Religious Investors Declare Win A coalition of faith-based activists had pressured the retailer to not offer the abortion pill mifepristone in its pharmacy locations. The group now turns its focus to CVS and Walgreens.

Very bad news from Costco. One of the groups orchestrating this pressure campaign is Alliance Defending Freedom, a Christian Nationalist law firm that is hellbent on reshaping US society.

The ADF coalition "now turns its focus to CVS and Walgreens."

Amazing how peak masculinity for a Republican is swearing that you’re too afraid to go outside

We were within inches of a vaccine for several cancers, flu, the cold. Inches.

Leavitt contradicts Trump on DC crime stats

Bullshit that the world is ending and we still don’t have “National Treasure 3”

I’ve said this before, but there should be dedicated courses in high school on how to take out loans, do taxes, manage credit, and all of the things necessary to being a functioning adult… but also how to understand lawyer jargon, because, sweet Beebo, my brain is about to explode.

Exclusive | White House to Vet Smithsonian Museums to Fit Trump’s Historical Vision Top White House officials will scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections and artist grants ahead of America’s 250th anniversary.

“The White House plans to conduct a far-reaching review of Smithsonian museum exhibitions, materials and operations ahead of America’s 250th anniversary to ensure the museums align with President Trump’s interpretation of American history.”

They want people to delete their personal photos so there's enough water to allow people to continue making AI slop images

Another one.

Davis has been married four times to three husbands. The first three marriages ended in divorce in 1994, 2006, and 2008. Davis has two daughters from her first marriage and twins, a son and another daughter, who were born five months after her divorce from her first husband. Her third husband is the biological father of the twins, the children being conceived while Davis was still married to her first husband. The twins were adopted by Davis's current husband, Joe Davis, who was also her second husband; the couple initially divorced in 2006 but later remarried.

quick reminder that kim davis has no business dictating anyone else’s personal life when hers is the stuff of white trash reality shows

wait the woman who’s bringing obergefell back to the supreme court is kim davis, the homophobic county clerk from 15 years ago? cool country where if you’re a cishet white christian with a grievance against marginalized people you can directly petition our court of priest-kings to shred our rights

Baltimore is currently experiencing its lowest homicide rate in 50 years, and it’s not because they iNVeStEd iN pOLiCe, it’s because they invested in community programs to facilitate conflict resolution, address mental health, address poverty, and give kids fun and meaningful things to do

Homelessness is a policy failure, not a personal one.

If you’re in DC and seeing National Guard/Federal agent activity, reach out via Signal at marisakabas.04

Sickening. Every journalist in America should think deeply about the fact that most American politicians are willing to accept and indeed facilitate the murder of our colleagues.

If that's so, then aren't you releasing the files? 🤔

Me: Is this place old?
Bouncer: Yeah! They shipped over parts from some church in Ireland!
Me: Oh cool!
Bouncer: Yeah it was like 30 years ago
Me: *crawls into crypt*

No, you did not give those of us who happened to look like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor any due process. And that was profoundly wrong. It destroyed our lives.

Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?