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I think I'd be more comfortable inside a freezer Bob.

Like most of the newly-elected Reform counsellors, they just don't want to put in the work.

I'd just be sat there thinking "if those streaky bits were blue it would really look like Stilton".

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How awful would it be if someone spilled a load of slippery shampoo on the floor.

Probably just trying to avoid the marauding gangs of Reform voters and flag hangers around here 😟

Jesus. All the warmth and welcome of a mortuary slab.

Hi Cyn. Hives are all quiet. Been too cold and windy for the ladies to be out flying. I'm going to have a peek inside if the weather warms up a tiny bit. Hopefully they won't have been to badly predated on by the HUGE number of wasps that have been around the hives 😳

Right. Been away a while. What's going on then, let's see.....

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Oh god is that all it is? I thought my eyesight was finally going.

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This is the kind of niche grievance I can get right behind, Tarquin.

Burn them. BURN THEM ALL!

Wow. Good catch. THANK YOU!

Thank you Andy 🙏

Stalled 😞

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COME ON FRIDAY

Solid choice

Thanks matey 🙏

Having a bit of a nostalgia night going through old photo folders.

Winkworth Arboretum. November 2013. #trees

When your phone reminds you of your beloved dog who died a few years ago 🥺

Such soulful eyes

Hits hard doesn't it. Literally seconds ago came across this. Lost her this year.

I had a Lycra with Chablis & Grape Cream, Potato Puree and Courgette Ribbons at Le Manoir aux Quat'Saisons one time that was simply TO. DIE. FOR. Of course I don't expect such heights of excellence from your quotidian and frankly shoddy kitchens, but you could at least ensure that whichever.. 🧵 1/94

Seriously though, I don't want to go on and on about this but it's, like, REALLY stretchy.

One of the saddest things for me about all those people barking about immigrants not sharing British values is that most of them have a stronger adherence to good fellowship and care for neighbours and family than the average British person, in my experience.

This lycra is too stretchy. Where do I register a complaint?

Since we lost our two dogs this year we're trying to convince our outdoor cat (who arrived in our greenhouse one day and refused to leave) into an indoor cat. Going OK so far. I've only lost one limb. She is fucking enormous.

I don't know why, it's an odd choice, but this nearly fucking broke me. Billionaires and corporations fucking the ecosystem, and standing against them an 8-year-old child donating her birthday money. What the fuck have we become.

This is unhinged. I fucking love it.

My absolute pleasure!

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