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02.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have no memes.
02.03.2026 20:16 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0
Funny, that.
Remarkable powers of recovery.
President Flaky Trump
A nasty scabby rash. Officially called President Donald Trump though.
Anyone fancy a bag of pork scratchings?
02.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1Solid choice, Bob.
02.03.2026 19:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That is an absolute certainty. I already have some crumble mix in the freezer left over from winter. It's got oats and chopped hazelnuts in it😋
02.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0P.S. for some reason unbeknown to both gods and men we have never made rhubarb gin, despite a deep and abiding love of both rhubarb and gin, and easy access to an abundance of both. So thanks for the inspiration!
02.03.2026 19:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The honey bees are on the heather. Spring has sprung.
P.S. Yes there were plenty of bumble bees as well
IT IS NOW!
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Indeed 👍
02.03.2026 16:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Still got some crumble mix in the freezer from winter 😋
02.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A close up of some rhubarb growing in a container.
A close up of some rhubarb growing in a container.
Won't be long until we'll be bringing in the first harvest of the year!
02.03.2026 15:01 — 👍 36 🔁 1 💬 10 📌 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FOOLED YOU ALL!
IT'S NOT REALLY DOLPHIN IT'S KITTEN
It's an almost Shakespearean tragedy innit?
01.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Dolphin steaks on a griddle pan.
Very sorry dolphins, but you have no business being this fucking tasty. Yes, yes, yes. Don't fucking worry. It's tuna-friendly dolphin. Jesus Christ 🙄
01.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 1I absolutely should not be laughing so hard at this
28.02.2026 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look, it might *seem* like the world is going to shit right now, but that's only because it is.
28.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0
Birthday today?
Happy birthday Shihab Jr.
Listen closely to everything your father has to say.
Then ignore it, obviously.
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Nope
28.02.2026 19:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh sorry I just found this in my drafts folder from 7 days ago....
I think the Green Party will win quite handily actually.
This is like when you buy one of those plastic steering wheels that you stick on your dashboard so you can tell your three year old that they are driving, right?
Please tell me that.
Yeah. OK. Let's not get silly.
27.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A glass containing a mysterious red liquid. Some say this is Campari, Gin and Tonic. Others say it is the blood of virgins. Who can really say.
MINE HAS GOT CAMPARI AND TONIC IN IT AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYBODY THINKS ABOUT THAT SO DON'T EVEN TELL ME THE THING THAT YOU WERE ABOUT TO.
TELL ME. THE THING. TELL ME THING THAT WHICH YOU WERE ABOU...
I'll come in again
