VanDammit

We can end this in 237 days if we get a supermajority. It won't happen if you don't vote.

1048 more days of corruption and greed.

100% agree. This is a candlewax saving practice we should have shed off long ago.

Someone please tell the Tangerine Shitgibbon to just keep golfing for the next 1049 days.

When the cop tells one story but the bodycam footage tells a different one, the cop is lying.

The moment this becomes debatable, it's time to get the fuck out of the country.

✅️ Protecting pedophiles
✅️ Harming victims
✅️ Higher cost of living
✅️ Record job losses
✅️ At war for Israel
✅️ Killing civilians
✅️ Killing Americans who protest

I guess all those pesky immigrants were keeping us from doing all this great stuff.

3 more years?

If your answer is no, I wanna follow you.

Question: is it still El Douche's regime?

Answer: Yes, for 1050 more days..

Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Solomon Is. [Sea]
Time: 2026-03-06 14:27:47 UTC
#geoscience #seismic

Grok just went scorched earth on its own maker.

Ugh.

There is no 'undecided'. When the midterms arrive in 241 days, we either vote to end the nightmare, or we vote to extend it for 1051 more days.

BREAKING:

In a rare moment of ocular convergence, FBI director Kash Patel has found George Washington's autopen in Ted Bundy's basement. Liberals reportedly in disarray.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel

1052 more days spent watching a demented sock puppet in the White House.

Israel probably doesn't want you to know their fabulous Iron Dome actually has the defensive resistance of cottage cheese.

Magnitude: 6.4 earthquake detected.
Location: #Rat Islands, Aleutian Islands, United States [Sea: United States]
Time: 2026-03-04 17:54:40 UTC
#world #earthquakes

Magnitude: 6.4 earthquake detected.
Location: #Rat Islands, Aleutian Islands, United States [Sea: United States]
Time: 2026-03-04 17:54:40 UTC
#earthquake #tremor

BREAKING:

A wave of new suspicion arises as the Bermuda Triangle's off-switch has been found by FBI director Kash Patel in a magic mushroom village.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel

We're in the middle of a 1053-day long nightmare.

BREAKING:

FBI director Kash Patel has made a stunning discovery in a misplaced FBI van. He found Paul Bunyan's missing axe hidden inside a cardboard box marked 'Do Not Open'.

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#KashPatel

The deepest and scariest rabbit hole ever

Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Northern Sumatera, Indonesia [Sea: Indonesia]
Time: 2026-03-03 04:56:47 UTC
#earthquake #temblor

Do you think you'll be able to suffer through 1054 more days of this?.

Two Iranian "Trumpisa" missiles score a direct hit on the U.S.S. "Pedo".

1055 more days of deranged, lunatic, incompetent, and corrupt leadership.

It's still #DayOne of 1056 more days. Welcome to the nightmare.

If you are against bombing other countries to distract from the Epstein files, I want to follow you.

Unless we completely remove the orange smear during the midterms, we won't get another chance for at least 1057 more days.

Any body language experts on this app?

Guess who’s not in the Epstein files? This is what true love looks like. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
#WeLoveTheObamas
#SheShed
#Pinks

Epstein is not the only trafficker! Believe the victims. When these men are caught their penis needs to be burnt with acid till the have no penis left is the only justice acceptable in my opinion.