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We're in the middle of a 1053-day long nightmare.

BREAKING:

FBI director Kash Patel has made a stunning discovery in a misplaced FBI van. He found Paul Bunyan's missing axe hidden inside a cardboard box marked 'Do Not Open'.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel

The deepest and scariest rabbit hole ever

Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected.
Location: #Northern Sumatera, Indonesia [Sea: Indonesia]
Time: 2026-03-03 04:56:47 UTC
#earthquake #temblor

Do you think you'll be able to suffer through 1054 more days of this?.

Two Iranian "Trumpisa" missiles score a direct hit on the U.S.S. "Pedo".

1055 more days of deranged, lunatic, incompetent, and corrupt leadership.

It's still #DayOne of 1056 more days. Welcome to the nightmare.

If you are against bombing other countries to distract from the Epstein files, I want to follow you.

Unless we completely remove the orange smear during the midterms, we won't get another chance for at least 1057 more days.

Any body language experts on this app?

Guess who’s not in the Epstein files? This is what true love looks like. ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
#WeLoveTheObamas
#SheShed
#Pinks

Epstein is not the only trafficker! Believe the victims. When these men are caught their penis needs to be burnt with acid till the have no penis left is the only justice acceptable in my opinion.

Resisters follow me.

MAGA shitmuppets on Twitter lose their shit in the comments.

Scum like Steve Bannon and Roger Stone block me.

I must be doing it right.

It's still #DayOne of 1058 more days. Welcome to the nightmare.

#YARSO

snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot . ALT: snow white from snow white and the seven dwarfs is drinking coffee from a coffee pot .

Fun fact:
I keep zero percent of any donation through my ko-fi account.

Every cent is immediately spent in coffee to fuel my anti-MAGA rage.

The COVID generation: the neurodevelopmental consequences of in-utero COVID-19 exposure In historical viral epidemics, such as the H1N1 influenza and Zika viruses, prenatal exposures were correlated with risk for neuropsychiatric conditio…

Wanna know who circulated the anti-vax theories?

The people who wanted you to birth a generation of easily manipulated idiots.

"The neurodevelopmental consequences of in-utero COVID-19 exposure"

www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

Visit vote.org to prepare for the midterms in 249 days. Or just sit back and enjoy the next 1059 days of humiliation and corruption.

Yet
Another
Republican
Sex
Offender

#YARSO

Check your voter status. The midterrms are in 250 days.

BREAKING:

Hours ago, the Roanoke Colony's address book was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating a Hobbit hole when he made the incredible discovery.

This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds
#KashPatel

Good morning.
Who's ready?

Going through a bit of a low these days. Been worse, but been better, too.

Someone please tell the Tangerine Shitgibbon to just keep golfing for the next 1061 days.

252 more days to the midterms. Not voting is choosing to extend the nightmare for 1062 more days.

Thoughts?

Magnitude: 6.7 earthquake detected.
Location: #Malaysia [Sea]
Time: 2026-02-22 16:57:46 UTC
#seismology #temblor

Is the Nazi Pedolini going to let his Icetapo continue harassing and arresting innocent people for 1063 more days? Yes.

I'm getting the impression we should be readying a replacement Congress for when the names drop and we're suddenly all out of government.