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It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat. No DMs, please.
1185 more days of the Trump nightmare.
22.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel declares he has found the mummy's Yelp review in Pam Bondi's desk drawer.
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1186 more days of the Trump nightmare.
21.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trump is putting Israel, Ukraine, and Argentina first.
The Biden administration just helped Ukraine, and didn't need to screw American farmers to do it.
BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel declares he has found DB Cooper's parachute in an ANTIFA safehouse.
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The ultimate world government will be AI-based.
Since all manufacturing and transportation will be automated, money will become useless, thus killing Capitalism.
The AI will reward those who helped it gain power, and punish those who, despite knowing it would arrive, didn't.
Is the orange fartknocker dead yet? No? You know I'll keep asking, At least for 1187 more days.
20.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 11500%
20.10.2025 12:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Unofficial numbers say 5 to 8 million.
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Now you know why they're so scared.
Whoops. Let me redo it.
19.10.2025 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A MAGA agitator assaulted a woman from behind during the No Kings protest in Kent, Ohio.
Pinned down, disarmed (the shitmuppet had a gun) and handed to the police.
The extreme right is violent.
19.10.2025 05:58 — 👍 55 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0
I'm speechless. 41751 followers! Thank you all so much!
19.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01189 more days of demented leadership.
It's still #DayOne, folks.
Holyshit. How many of you follow my block list!?
18.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0100% Mark Hamill
18.10.2025 15:03 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0ATTENTION: incoming MAGA shitmuppet wave detected. Subscribe to the block list as I update it with the new fascist c*nts.
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Damn. Prison wasn't kind to George Santos.
18.10.2025 14:51 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0White House, Homeland Security, and HHS MAHA shitmuppets all added to the block list.
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Oh, the gore. 🤪
18.10.2025 06:25 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0On some days I wonder if, after 1190 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?
17.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I don't care about Bolton's indictment.
17.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 01191 more days of the Trump crime family.
16.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0BREAKING:
Hours ago, a pair of turtle doves was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating a secret room in the Louvre when he made the incredible discovery.
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Magnitude: 6.5 earthquake detected.
Location: #Irian Jaya, Indonesia [Land: Indonesia]
Time: 2025-10-16 05:48:55 UTC
#world #tremor
1192 more days of the Trump nightmare.
15.10.2025 23:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING:
FBI director Kash Patel has discovered a pair of ruby red shoes, labeled 'there's no place like home' in Cthulhu's underwater lair.
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How to be anti-woke:
15.10.2025 09:32 — 👍 8 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
Well, if you're into that sort of deviation:
15.10.2025 09:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 01193 more days before we can try to have a decent president again.
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