Jesus fucked Christ? He fucked himself?

Brandishing a weapon is the same charge. A knife is a weapon

Most legal jargon isn't

Oof

Trump be like "never met her"

Don't feel bad. My Yankees aren't doing so well either

Sanctimonious Richard “Da Nang Dick” Blumenthal, perhaps the biggest “joke” in the United States Senate, is at it again! “Dick” lied until the midpoint of his political career, convincing everyone, in particular the Fake News Media, that he was a great “War Hero” who lived on the precipice of death in the jungles of Vietnam. He would talk about his life in the military in almost every speech, in particular the death defying dangers he faced in his many years “fight for freedom” while in Vietnam. He stated that “the battles were violent and long, but there was no going back” - And then it happened, Blumenthal was found out to be a FRAUD. The soldiers in his so-called “platoon” came forward and said that they had no idea who this guy was. He was revealed, broke down and admitted, tears flowing from his eyes, that he LIED, a Whopper, one that lasted 20 year. This guy shouldn’t even be in the U.S. Senate. It should be investigated, and Justice should be sought. Right now there is a Congressman sitting in prison for lying about his past during a campaign. Well, those lies were nothing compared to those of Richard “Da Nang Dick” Blumenthal, perhaps the greatest phony in the history of the United States Senate. He should be allowed to speak no longer!

Trump posts that Sen. Blumenthal “should be allowed to speak no longer”

now, let me explain this losing hand that Republicans are holding. this whole shutdown is over Affordable Care Act tax credits. yes, I know — I started drifting off to sleep while typing those words — but hear me out. the tax credits are a big part of keeping the Affordable Care Act, y’know, affordable. these tax credits, however, have been shitcanned as per the legislation known as Donny’s Big Fucked-Up Give-Away To Billionaires™, and they’re going fuckity-bye at the end of this year. Democrats were all ‘restore those credits, or we’ll allow the government to shut down,’ and Republicans were all ‘ha ha, Democrats, eat an entire bowl of fuck.’ so, here we are, in Day Seven of the Stupidest Shutdown Ever — a shutdown, but with morons.

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "THANK YOU JEFF TIEDRICH" (ME!), FOR EXPLAINING HOW REPUBLICANS ARE WALKING INTO A SHUTDOWN SHITBLIZZARD OF THEIR OWN MAKING. SPOILER ALERT: BECAUSE THEY ARE "DUMBFUCKS." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO READING MY "TREMENDOUS" POST. HERE IS THE LINK: bit.ly/4q09r2I

A Jalopy at best

Someone called them the Biscuit Brigade earlier

Seriously,Kristi Noem kills dogs.

cat on a dining room table making a stink face. skeleton seated at the head of the table

cat making a funny face next to skeleton with a hat on

i don’t think he likes our new boney friend

I'd just eat it

4th by now isn't it?

This is close to outright treason. Saying you're going to end rule of law in America if a judge doesn't rule your way is a serious threat against the US.

Jesus fucked chickens?

Lies. Propaganda. Silence to avoid perjury. Hatch Act violations. Pretty much what I expected from trump's lawyer. If we ever get rid of him, she'll never work again.

a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open ALT: a man in a suit and tie is laughing with his mouth open

"Biscuit Brigade"

Ah okay. I get that backwards sometimes

Name ONE good thing Israel has EVER done. I'll wait

That drives me nuts. Just like the idiots that misspell Newsom's name

Iirc, "without prejudice" means they can't refile charges, correct?

Just apply to work for ICE

Yet you're placing blame on Newsom when he doesn't have the power to do what you want. If you want federal laws changed, call your senators or representative. I learned that in jr high ffs.
What you're doing is akin to blaming a janitor for lost sales in retail. That's the CEOs job.

YouTube video by LegalEagle Border Czar Definitely Did Not Take a $50,000 Bribe

youtu.be/TpYpTYIWtqo?...

They'd need a microscope