Matt Brown

Please tell me this presentation can be FOIA’d

Trying not to Sunday Scaries post through this but man oh man is it tough out there

This would be easier to survive, at least from a business perspective, if the social internet also hadn’t been completely gutted. It is very hard to make money writing on the internet without social OR search working to deliver you new audiences

I think that’s exactly why it won’t happen at Auburn.

Blue State ADs should prepare themselves for the possibility that ICE could try to arrest one of their players or coaches in the middle of a game this season. t.co/4HLWzWSjvV

This will close dozens of colleges, which will result in massive job losses in unrelated industries in college towns across the country.

Gail! This is CHICAGO!!

Me, this Sunday after I looked up why the priest is wearing a green sash today

why didn't mamdani stop the earthquake?!?

a little earthquake could never interrupt MY hustle

great, now we're going to get an evening of ACTUALLY, NEW YORK INVENTED EARTHQUAKES social media

spencer i just got a GREAT idea for the next Wii Sports then

can we talk about how fucking perfect the UFC Sponsors bit was

this is a shit post would you have to admit, it would be pretty cool to have 20,000 people just sit in complete fucking science for four minutes while the relief pitcher walks to the mound. I feel like that would spook a hitter.

loved him in LA Noir

John Cage’s 4’33”

The whole thing

Congrats

Sorry Matthew, I don’t make the rules.

I mean, here, I guess I do…but you know what I mean.

Penalty shots are breathtaking. But they are also…breathGIVING

I don’t want to know these things!!!! I deeply resent knowing them!!!

I don’t want to use the word hero but

Many people are asking, so let me clear this up now. No, I will not let Allen Dershowitz play Athletic Director Simulator 4000. And every time he asks, I will put Harvard under NCAA sanctions

SAME

Well yeah, JJHuddle is dead now.

IYKYK

About to be back on my bullshit

You got it

Going to the wood store today to get more materials for cutting boards, coasters, boxes and other small woodworking gift type things

So next round of orders will be ready later this month!

Every state’s Jacksonville, ranked: Monday, for extra points:

I picked these as “four places where the athletic department refuses to be normal and where everything is happening on some level all of the time”

Louisville, Auburn, Memphis and College Station