Kate Anjou

a cartoon character with red hair is covering her eyes with her hands and the words like this on the bottom right Alt: A gif of Merida from Disney’s “Brave” clutching at her face in desperation with the caption “Why Am I Like This?”

Why is it the second I get focused I need to pee?? I procrastinate enough all by myself without my bladder getting involved 🙄

a woman is talking to a man at a party and says `` shut up '' . ALT: a woman is talking to a man at a party and says `` shut up '' .

When you’re watching Knocked Up and your boyfriend says he loves you so much and you’re like “awww so cute!” and then he follows up with “…because you have your tubes tied” 🤣

Who says I’d want to fend them off?

Nooooo!! Come visit!

Let me eat cake 🍰

Such incredible cakes and gorgeous settings at Marie Antoinette’s Patisserie - if you’re ever in Whitby, you must pay a visit 🥰

No, just my wiles and sarcasm

Whitby 🧛🏻‍♂️🪦🖤

I know it’s been a while (sorry) and it’s not even great light to show you, but I’ve just finished my first embroidery of 2026. 😊 I hope it was with the wait and that you enjoy!🪡🌿🦉✨
*Completely freehand stitched, no pattern, paints or sketch. #stitchedart #thesewingsongbird

Gorgeous 🌙🌿🙏

Posting a chat gpt caricature of yourself feels like flashing me the std rash you got on purpose

non-fiction: elite capture stokely speaks when dragons fly a taste of power: a Black Woman's story assata tip of the spear soledad brother balagoon: a soldier's story

fiction: friday black stories model home raybearer archangels of funk bluff: poems Black arms to hold you up

some recs for Black history month! (and always!)

Awww it’s my birthday next week too - happy birthday, fellow Aquarian! Have liked and shared 🫶 Have a good’un!

Ebook cover for ‘A Light for the Dead to Follow’ by Rebecca Crunden. Cover image is of a skull surrounded b y red-pink flowers. There are vines at the top beside the title. The title font is black and maroon, the name font is white.

kindle cover for dust & lightning by rebecca crunden; image shows a dark planet in purple lighting, a moon in the background, volcano canyons below

Cover for ‘Enlil and Aris: The Complete Collection by Rebecca Crunden’. Cover is purple, yellow and orange with white font. Image shows two silhouettes of men with a crow above them, the sun behind.

Cover for The Wish and the Demon, book one in the Half Swallowed by Shadows duology, by Rebecca Crunden. Cover shows three men's silhouettes standing in the middle of a road in winter. There's dark red trees and snow on the ground. One figure is approaching the other two, surrounded by shadows.

Personally speaking, I think everyone should go buy one of my books since my birthday is next week. 😉

But if they do not spark joy, a repost is groovy, too ✨

linktr.ee/rjcrunden

You know what to do 😈

This year, get her what she really wants for Valentine's Day

Vengeance

Autumn Forest

#pixelart

In this climate it is truly disturbing to have a crush on a man

Shout out to the girl at Daniel Sloss’ show tonight who decided to hold my hand, fingers locked, for 10 whole minutes during the show for no real reason I can discern except that girls are just lovely, wonderful beings. I hope she has an amazing life 💖🌼💋✨🌸

two cats are standing on their hind legs at a table with plates and bells . ALT: two cats are standing on their hind legs at a table with plates and bells .

Attended @danielsloss.bsky.social’s show, Bitter, tonight and was really looking forward to not thinking about the Epstein files for 2 hours… well, shit 🙃🙈 because if we can’t joke about the horrors, we’ll go insane.

Hilarious fucking show and I’ll be doing as instructed, Daniel… don’t you worry 😈

Rowling referring to Lolita as a “great and tragic love story” Jesus fucking Christ. Not only is she a shitty writer but she’s also profoundly stupid and I think we skim over that fact far too often.

The real box office story of the weekend is the self distributed and self financed horror film that more than doubled Melania’s windfall despite a production budget less than one fifteenth its size.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

Hey good US people, I hope today goes well for you - much love and support from the UK ✌️

#FuckICE #FuckTrump

Morning! Been a minute since I’ve posted but hope you’re having a good week, keeping check on your mental health as the world rapidly descends into a dystopian nightmare, and reading good books 🫶

If anyone needs me, you’ll find me in the pages of a manuscript 📖

#AmEditing #ReadingIsPolitical

The fit for the Gothic Fiction and Female Writer event tonight 🖤🥀

Me and my bestie have cancelled our night out in favour of watching Buffy together instead… best decision I’ve ever made in my life 👌

Taking a break from writing today folks, in the meantime please welcome the latest verified account of icegov with a swift block like I did, or however you choose to welcome them here.. kinda stunned to be honest.