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@janestump.bsky.social

MDNI - Smut writer There's a 66% chance I've read something you wrote if you're wondering why the smut account is following you.

22 Followers  |  73 Following  |  129 Posts  |  Joined: 05.11.2025
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herman milker areola chair

01.03.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it

28.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2180    πŸ” 611    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 24

I enjoy it, but they apparently ripped out a lot of the grim flavor it had in the technical test. There was a big tonal shift, probably due to market testing. There's definitely a big discrepancy between the maturity of the comics/lore Vs. the game you actually play.

28.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of 50 in existence, legitimately belongs in a museum. I don't wanna know what importer paid for this and I can't imagine how crushed they must be.

27.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 162    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Are you yuriartillery because you're the strongest, or are you the strongest because you're yuriartillery?

27.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every joke has a victim but some jokes are CNC.

27.02.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Robotech but protoculture makes you a girl.

IMAGINE. Girlfailure Rick Hunter, learning how to do her makeup from Lynn-Minmei, crushing on her so hard only to find out she’s straight.

Roy Fokker turning supermodel hot and staying winning because Claudia is bi.

T4T MAX AND MIRIA STERLING.

02.01.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 22188    πŸ” 8034    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 66
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Twitch Twitch is the world

What a horrible fucking day.

Thankfully, i'll be streaming PSX smash-hit 3D RPS game DESTREGA today at 6 PM Eastern time on my channel twitch.tv/oobaazea !

Be there or i will cry and lose my job and i'll have nothing to show for it instead of a cool stream that was fun to chat with people during

25.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

🩡

25.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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εΉΌε…½

17.10.2024 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The best sex is mutual combat.

25.02.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i have no interest in separating porn from art we should all be arm in arm

24.02.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1554    πŸ” 554    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 8

I wasn't hired for my book learning.

24.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After all, one could not eat animal products yet not be vegan but instead be some other esoteric strict dietary schedule, for instance Frutarianism.

24.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right but I mean this is the question I'm posing by implication-- is veganism its moral content or literal prohibitions?

24.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why take a good girl when you could have a bad bitchπŸ¦΄β‹†ΛšπŸΎΛ–Β°

16.01.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 538    πŸ” 179    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

If you're doing callout posts about artists creating fictional taboo content, you may not consider yourself a fascist, but you are one. You are their stupid tool at the bare minimum. The good news is you can stop doing that at any time

23.02.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9640    πŸ” 3924    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 78

Can vore be vegan if you only eat plant girls?

23.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I got inspired and wrote a microfic about a retired lesbian monster girl getting propositioned by the magical girl she almost tailvored a decade ago.

10.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

sitcom called β€œthe tenders” and the bit is every episode ends in a callout post about whatever imagined micro aggression they are dealing with that ep

23.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think he'll make it to be president, he's the wrong type of guy to begin with

22.02.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dream that everyone was happy because "It" finally happened but they were talking about Mr. Beast

22.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you set a group chat on teamspeak to be encrypted, does that also apply to attachments?

22.02.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ZONEOUT v1.1 based on player feedback. Thank you so much for enjoying my game.

bearsharktopus.itch.io/zoneout

20.02.2026 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A store with a sign that says β€œADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

A store with a sign that says β€œADULT NOVELTIES - BJORK ALBUMS - MAGIC POKEMON YUGIOH - AIRSOFT GUNS”

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

21.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7371    πŸ” 2258    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 113
an edited "verification required" message from discord, claiming i have 3 teens on my account, but have not sent child support payments. (i do not have kids.)

an edited "verification required" message from discord, claiming i have 3 teens on my account, but have not sent child support payments. (i do not have kids.)

FUCK

20.02.2026 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 851    πŸ” 305    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

My brain came up with the phrase "failtoddler" and i have been waiting for the downfall of one of those meddlesome tykes ever since.

20.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0