jane h. stump

secretly horrified my parents will ask me to move out. i can afford it but idk feels like being sent away.

Me now that the CCRU and actual Accelerationist philosophy as opposed to liberal strawman Accelerationism is about to go mainstream because Carlson made them sound so fucking cools

now im thinking with circuits. a closed system is its own organism. sorry rationalist lads. but i have to use intuition on this.

the reason its the best night is kind of embarrassing , i am told.

tuesday tuesday tuesday the best day of the week

pants: EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP WITH A HARDON AND I SALUTE THE FLAG UNTIL MY BONER GOES AWAY

"EVERY MORNING" https://bonequest.com/9742

"you shouldnt have red solo cups at 21" yeah well i should have a dishwasher but god never forgave me

having pi as a favorite movie will inoculate you from a lot of nonsense regarding pi and 9 unless you cant tell the difference between vibes and theory

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gotta catch them all (me)

real

father daughter errands

dont have time to read because tuesday but im so excited

monday at the dick suckinf factory and theyre teaching me how to suck dicks. theyre making me sign paperwork and join a dicksuckers union. theyre telling me about the proud tradition of slibberslobber and were all friends & family here

used part of my first paycheck. the reza negarestani comic is coming soon. ive read scans and i guess i could have bought it before but idk. felt like a thing i should have as part of an official jane harriet stump collection.

can you commission a noise wall. i think i might do that

reza really understood the predicates that govern change

Cyclonopedia heads know

i dont hate my new job but i dont want it to be monday. but you cant get to tuesday without monday. i guess it is a necessary evil.

winne the poo would be better if it had the arc where christopher robins schizophrenia finally took his mind and he had to fight adolf hitler to save his friends

inventing piv gooning

ive been told that a more appropriate way of describing this is "humerously cynical neurotic new yorker".

do you own the ip for nick land acknowledgement. can i use it

i don't really like girls that much sexually. but if i met one who had the voice affect of raymond from everybody loves raymond. that is strike zone city

narrowly avoided putting myself in a bad situation with a man for no reason. to be clear not a good bad situation.

a really cool thing about having a phone that connects to you all on the xenonet (from my perspective) is that i dont worry about my parents reading my posts

look into the eyes of the beast that kills you and take its measure

i am sentenced to death. the executioner (he/him) asks if i have any last requests. i demand a pronoun circle. i leave this earth with no regrets

dicks up where i can see them. police

using my dads bidet just to feel something.