Tyler A

Biff from Back to the Future in a blue and gold silk bathrobe, wearing several gold chains and with golden hair combed over his head

It's been public knowledge for so long, too. Even as a child who barely knew who he was, I immediately clocked future Biff as a thinly-veiled mockery of the sleaziness and all-consuming greed. Stop electing movie villains!

Swing low, sweet chariot,

Comin' for to carry me home!

Swing low, sweet chariot,

I am a material girl.

This is a fake quote that was never said by anyone, which is precisely why it is in an image, has no link associated with it, and does not name the prosecutor.

Jesus Christ, people: fascism is here, and even on Bluesky people of good faith are failing even the most basic media literacy tests.

FFS.

I've got a smallish personal one that I do update with every obvious bot I encounter.

Buncha clanker accounts with madlibs word soup bios. 'twas an easy block.

OMG I'm not alone! I tend to write very small, and this grip lets me really choke up on the tip.

As a bonus, it easily flips up across the top of my thumb to switch to typing as needed.

When they start walking away, hold up a finger and say 'wait-' as if you were about to say another digit or end the sequence. Then carry on.

Gender studies courses are shutting down across the US. The Epstein files reveal why | Joan Wallach Scott Texas A&M University is the latest school to end women’s and gender studies programs and teaching race. We know why

“The abolition of gender studies is a way of further guaranteeing impunity to the elite men whose contempt for and exploitation of women and girls apparently knew no bounds, whether they actually slept with the women on offer or simply shared Epstein’s fantasies in order to gain influence.”

Sure, Jan. I've seen the video 😂

To be fair, I sell TI as a "game that will literally take all day" so there's perhaps less panic and more informed buy-in when I pull out the big hardcover rules manual. 😅

It needs to be said that it is extremely telling of what role ICE is ultimately playing in society that schools respond to it as though its a horde of potential mass shooters.

four dumb drawings with labels of the moon with areas blacked out. 1. 'The Black Belt' there's a black band going horizontally across the white moon 2. 'Reverse Donut' has a just a white spot in the middle 3. 'Formal' Moon looks like it has a bow tie 4. 'Jimmy Cool' Moon looks like it has sunglasses on

working on some new ideas for moon phases

Screenshot of my music app, with three songs from the Zelda Step album by Ephixa - Song of Storms, Lost Woods, and Gerudo Valley (dubstep remixes, all of them)

Literally still in my phone. I am 33 🫣

Ace and Do It Best are the best locally-owned chains near me! The staff also tends to be WAY more knowledgeable.

Damn you guys don't have Rally's/Checkers out there huh

Just last month I finally had to retire my Thinkpad W510 (from 2010, holy shit) and already miss it. That thing was built like a tank, had ports out the wazoo, and had user-serviceable EVERYTHING including a socketed CPU. Framework might be the only thing that even gets close to it these days.

Genuinely had the same thought that this would be one of the fastest ways to make him adjust the knobs again. It needs to be personal and embarrassing to HIM. Squeeze that Musky junk into an embarrassingly accurate speedo.

Screenshot of the dictionary definition of 'abduct' "Verb: take someone away by force or deception, kidnap"

They literally said 'abducted' in both the caption and video?

My partner's and my hand flipping off a skyscraper with "Trump" above the entrance

I'm very late to the meme, but haven't yet seen anybody greeting this particular tower. (Makati City, Philippines)

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can't do things we've been doing since the dawn of time. Big Tech is offering you a Faustian bargain. It promises to remove all the friction from life, to keep you from having to think or study, and the result is your brain will become pudding, you'll become incapable of creativity or communication. They want to make you a non-person.

Fuck AI & AI tech bros.

For me and my crowd, the more-secret language was Ubbi Dubbi (sp?) from the PBS show Zoom 😂

Hot damn! Carve some runes on that baby and you've got a linguistick.

I swear, every single video you upload feels like it was targeted at me, specifically, after intense stalking. Just a couple weeks ago I finished hooking up the furnace fan to a DIY ESP-32 thermostat to control our main heat (an always-on radiator from the wood furnace) and humidifier.

twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

We all have them! No need to go to the source, they were backed up before the deletions started.

A kind soul from the DataHoarders subreddit compiled the full release within hours of posting, should anybody want an original copy for themselves. It's on the internet archive here (I recommend the torrent download, it's fastest and saves their bandwidth)

AI is a scourge on society. I won't stand for bot accounts following me to boost their numbers, and moderation can't keep up with the more innocuous-appearing ones. But I can smell them from a mile away, so into the bin they go. Feel free to use this list!