Howsdower

Went to get an oil change and didn't have to leave the car, what an odd experience.

Knowing a human being was underneath my vehicle was very no el and a little intimidating

Happy Birthday!

Hell yeah, you should 100% do this

A somewhat accurate doodle of a harrier hawk turning to look at the viewer with exaggerated concern eyes, with the word "concern" above it

Lovely picture, inspired a doodle

Science! Curse thee, thou vain toy; and cursed be all the things that cast man’s eyes aloft to that heaven

I wnjoy when some movie/book/TV show/media mentions a specific day and someone posts the "Happy ____________ Day to those who celebrate"

One of the best recurring posts on the internet

Yet another critical flaw in this ridiculous human body for this year, hoping for a swift and full return to health

Experian: "Oh noooo, your credit score went down due to you paying your loans. 😔😔😔 Do you want to learn more???? 😔😔😔"

Well MY made up number is a gazillion, so they're both valid. Fuck you

Ruby the Rabbit is wearing a puffy sleeved dress with small crosses on it. She is looking at Max, who is wearing overalls. Ruby says "Max did you eat batteries again?" Max has a smug/mischievious smile on his face says "....nooooo" In his overall pocket, we can see bulges of battieries.

For some reason had a picture in my mind I had to express, so here's Ruby chastising smug Max for having treats (eating batteries)

Do pidgeons have a "flock mentality" when it comes to alerting each other there are raptors nearby? Maybe the hawks take it a safe dostance away to avoid upsetting possible future meals.

Or maybe don't want other raptors to bother them in busier hunting grounds?

Several times I've had to back up so so F-7000 can actually make a turn into a parking lot.
If I made a stand there's a non-zero chance the guy would just hit me and blame me.

Making an entire new sub-section of food related court rulings

A scientist in a lab coat is sitting on the ground with their head down on their arms. A cardboard sign reads "Will do analytics for food / Anything Helps/ Science Bless" with a scientifically accurate heart. A graduated beaker lies nearby with some change in it.

Uh, this is a little bleaker than my normal doodles, but feels right #art

It took an astouding/bleak amount of time for science to even figure out if animals (and human babies!) feel pain.

I am a "Hi, can I get" because on the offchance they say "no" I have a gracious exit strategy

Man I've said it before but modern country music just sucks so goddamn hard it's almost breathtaking

I love when people are like "you know what? FUUUUUU-UUCK this specific character in this font" just a fun microdetail and a teensy glimpse into peoples' artistic vision.

Also thanking weather lords for free sky water this blustery evening

A Spotify list, in order "Came Out of a Lady" - Rubblebucket "Such is Life" - Teen Mortgage "Punch a Nazi" - The Muslims "The Cincinnati Tilt" - Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol "Digital Witness" - St. Vincent "Sisyphus" - Andrew Bird "Enjoy the Silence" - Depeche Mode "Sedona" - Houndmouth "This Too Shall Pass" - Nine Sparks Riots, Avatar Horns "Santa Monica" - Everclear

A small sliver of ~112 songs or so.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

At Cuomo party, a man holds sign saying " CURTIS SLIWA IS THE SPOILER"

The coping, the malding

...but because I genuinely believe that meeting everyone's basic food, water, housing, and healthcare needs are too important not to try. Not in some distant future, not in tiny incremental steps. This country makes so much money, it's truly fucking embarrassing anyone goes without here. Anyone.

On textured blue absorbent paper, an extremely round bird with a neck roll and teensy stick legs is walking.

-Takes jobs away from real artists
-Looks bad
-Angers significant part of customer base
Is that not reason enough for these ghouls?

PS I drew this birb and I think I subconsciously channeled your art style

In the foreground, a hand holding a white paper plate with a cake-like dessert on it, with a red dog smiling and eyeing it up. A linoleum floor.

Here's my parents' dog Leo getting a birthday cake

I feel like any and every things' "curse" could be easily avoided if people were just nicer, or even heartfelt explanations and apologies.
"Cursed artifact" - just put it back
"Mummy's Curse" - don't go in there

Chicken cordon bleu?

"Properly shopped groceries" is a "whatever numbers you throw at me I can handwave away" phrase

What I managed to cobble together and present was good enough to impress the handful of doctorates that attended the presentation, so...all's well I guess?

Autosave doesn't even work sometimes!
Years ago I was polishing my 22 page graduating work/presentation and even though it "auto-saved" the screen went black and erased it from existence, leading to a 2:30 AM crunch session typing it all out again from memory

Me: "Can I please just buy this stuff please?"
Cashier: "Well here's a pamphlet on how to sign up online, just in case you change your mind"

Jesus Christ can I please just buy underwear without the Inquisition

At the checkout line at a clothing store:
Cashier: "Do you have an awards account with us?"
Me: "no, thank you"
Cashier: "it wouldn't take long, just need your email and phone #"
Me: "I'm alright, thanks"
Cashier: "I'm just trying to save you some money. Do you have a smartphone with you?"
*cont*