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calf n' half!

@udders.bsky.social

Best In Show Dairy Cow! πŸ„πŸ”ž feedee, feeder, gainer, friendly weirdqueer it/its, late 20's, seattle sw: 135lb | cw: 182lb | gw: 200lb

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Mishap at the Miltank dairy farm

22.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1693    πŸ” 397    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 0
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From our farm, to your Home!

We have the happiest β€œcows” here at SWEET VIXEN FARMS!

26.02.2026 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 152    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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pants be Damned that wolf can eat

31.12.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 858    πŸ” 206    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
a very obese coyote in ill fitting undergarments holding a very large paper bag full of food. someone off screen says "Did you cancel your gym membership just to spend it on food?" and the flustered coyote responds "WHAT? haha noooo. THat's -That's crazy hahaha"

a very obese coyote in ill fitting undergarments holding a very large paper bag full of food. someone off screen says "Did you cancel your gym membership just to spend it on food?" and the flustered coyote responds "WHAT? haha noooo. THat's -That's crazy hahaha"

What haaahahahaha nooo no. That's crazy I'd never do that.
#fatfur #art

14.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2008    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 0
an anthro chipmunk Having Fun with black tentacles of unknown origin

an anthro chipmunk Having Fun with black tentacles of unknown origin

practice doodle last night turned into porn
#art #oc

30.12.2024 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes yesheys

21.02.2026 07:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Commission for Infamousdd (Sept. 2025)

20.02.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3952    πŸ” 796    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0
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[old thing but recently colored]

14.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Uh whoops πŸ˜‡

06.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 639    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crazy what unchecked gluttony does in a year πŸ˜‡

08.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 813    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 1
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[ TGTF, cow transformation, sequence ]

welcome to the herd, pup πŸ’•
commission for zulu!

13.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1093    πŸ” 250    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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At the local tavern, a mercenary works his charm negotiating terms. Looks like a win-win to me!

05.01.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7488    πŸ” 1792    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 15

#concubinegoals

05.02.2026 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Wuh oh

Wuh oh

This is going to have consequences

This is going to have consequences

NEVER AGAIN [Citation needed]

NEVER AGAIN [Citation needed]

Figured bsky should get to enjoy this little sequence~

17.10.2024 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1341    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some lewd stuff I really got into a while ago with my boi Pumper lol #wg #weightgain #pregnancy #pregkink #fatfur #breastexpansion

31.01.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 181    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorting through some pics from the last couple of months that I never posted

28.01.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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This simple party trick will blow your guests’ minds in 2026

27.01.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1977    πŸ” 470    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 7
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Turns out I never posted the alt for this. #fatfur

01.12.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 841    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

something that works really well for me is to split my doses up for longer function. like 30mg with breakfast, then 20mg 3hrs later for less crash in the evening and more sustained power over the day :3

happy to hear its been working so well for you, best of luck!!

17.01.2026 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fat cow!!!!!!

14.01.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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fat cow @tatteredvelvet.bsky.social <3

12.01.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1044    πŸ” 203    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1
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Part 4 of Intrusive Thoughts is out! With Part 5 available on patreon.com/tabuley

23.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8213    πŸ” 1739    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 10
Cerine having just measured her waist line and bust , notices another size up in her waist band. She holds a measuring tape and reads out the numbers. It's likely it never fit around her bust in the first place but who is really complaining!
Text : " Looks like I'm up another band size. The girls are going to love this "
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Cerine having just measured her waist line and bust , notices another size up in her waist band. She holds a measuring tape and reads out the numbers. It's likely it never fit around her bust in the first place but who is really complaining! Text : " Looks like I'm up another band size. The girls are going to love this " Text

The girls are going to love this!
Discount sketch commission for @spicysienna.bsky.social

13.01.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2298    πŸ” 590    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

just use both. most people (i'd guess >98% of your audience) super dont care if you still have a twitter account

13.01.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I be...her friends, too...?

With my friendliness attack (approximately 5 and a half pizzas)

12.01.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Small cow doodle,,

29.12.2025 08:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1144    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0
A wickerbeast is bound and held by multiple blue tentacles, one of which is pumping inside of her pussy, the other two sliding in and out of her breasts, leaking fluid and milk everywhere. She’s hypnotized, pleasured, unable to get away.

A wickerbeast is bound and held by multiple blue tentacles, one of which is pumping inside of her pussy, the other two sliding in and out of her breasts, leaking fluid and milk everywhere. She’s hypnotized, pleasured, unable to get away.

cw // nipplefucking, hypno, tentacles

Who knew a containment breach could be this exciting? πŸ’™

27.06.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1773    πŸ” 348    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

memory unlocked omg, padding with blankets and pillows was absolutely my first fixation too LOL

thank you totally spies and lilo and stitch

12.01.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

pumping was like my first ever kink and i got back into it this year and its been soo much fun

12.01.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Later alt

01.01.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 285    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0