Fae

This Fae has been doing our best to drink less and use pills less often to sleep.

But we slept so good after whiskey last night.

Like so good.

I'm going to be dreaming about last night during these next horrible nights

Spotify played Your God (God's Dick) next and now we are dead. Going to have to listen to more Laura Jane Grace today

This Fae spends Sundays doing reports we know no one looks at. We have done them wrong on purpose, we have called people out in meetings but still we do them every week because we get paid 8 hours of our check to do this. And fuck this job.

The Rumjacks - An Irish Good Bye on St. Valentine's Day

This fae didn't realize we'd entered the negative cycle again. Another employee came to my site, threatened me and then called upper management demanding I be punished, which until my boss got involved was the likely outcome. I'm still getting my job restructured so fuck this

This Fae might be able to try again. We hit a depression spiral but think maybe the worst has passed. Too many things started piling up

Okay sweetie, but only because you told me to

You can, you are stronger now than the first time you beat this

This Fae has gone from wineries to Sonic, it's probably safe to say the vacation is over

This Fae is REALLY bad at taking PTO. It starts tomorrow, today would be a normal day off but what are we doing? Working. Like, honestly giving up a day off cause we're about to go on vacation. -_-

Fae cannot lie so I cannot make that promise ;)

Making sure to take these stupid pink pills that don't have any other upsides

This Fae is dead at our desk. Was very concerned until we realized we forgot to take our allergy pills this morning. Stupid mortal body, how is this the better option than smelling a plant? -_-

This Fae is having a hard morning between the allergies and the alcohol -_-

Before anyone else gets there, I know what Freezepop is asking but this is about the title

This Fae's Spotify is out for blood today! Save Farris, Thick, Dream Nail, illuminati hotties, Doped Up Dollie to Butterfly from Digimon to Charlie's Brother by Shaking Polly and you finish it off with Freezepop's Do You Like Boys? I'm pissed off at the patriarchy and crying! No I don't!

This Fae needs strength today as we try to shave our legs when we really don't want to. If only there were magical (affordable) lasers like we lived in some sort of future world in the year 2000

This Fae doesn't want to wear pants! It's raining (for once), no one else is in the office, I should be allowed to walk around in my panties!

This Fae got into the new H Mart yesterday and spent like two hours there. I missed having one

This Fae is so excited for Team Starkid doing The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals again!

This Fae had to interrupt a VP four times yesterday, which we don't like doing. But they wanted to talk about First Nation and living on the res, but kept trying to say the name you don't say or you call them. The desert is right there! I've heard the sounds and my door knobs turn at the same time!

Right! Clearly they expected Cappie to be a big deal but my heart hurts for Little Mita and even Mila. I was also hoping I'd be able to reset them once I got to that point

Press E to Release? Hard pass

This Fae's mommy mode activated so hard. How am I not to love and protect her? Do you need a snack? How many plushies are needed for your nap time? No, I won't ever leave you sweetie. What book can I read to you? You earn every headpet!

#miside #mita

This Fae is sure this new warehouse is haunted. Why are the lights acting like that? What was that noise? Why did the door audibly slam but is tots locked and nothing is on the camera feeds?

This Fae is starting over here. Will chat, RP, whatever. DMs open for anything but can be super slow

#nsfwrp #lewdrp #erp