Jess Bean

is Luigi Mangione the next pope yet?

I don’t even know how to consume current events anymore because everything is BREAKING NEWS these days apparently

Way to make Luigi look 1000% cooler and the rest of you seem like terrified dorks

avenged ben folds fivefold

Thursday, December 5 11:18 Messages Stefanie Someone shot a CEO! Show less 1m ago Stefanie H-O-T T-O G-O 1m ago

lmao

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

Spotify wrapped story screenshot of blue patterns with my caption “you are very difficult to love”

????

I knew Espresso would be my top song bc it was always on repeat during my summer workouts but I did not expect to be a top .005% Sabrina Carpenter enjoyer

Black Friday sale emails are the perfect way to notify me to unsubscribe from a mailing list

Go Bills

Not the snow angels at the Bills game lmaooo

PARDON MY STUDENT LOANS JOE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

Love having the younger half of my family laying around playing Dress To Impress in a separate room after dinner just like the pilgrims intended

The Lego float at the parade goes so hard omg

Thinking about the time my grandma thought my tofurkey was bread for the thanksgiving table so she started pulling it apart like pillsbury biscuits to share with everyone

Never let anyone tell you you can’t. Show them you can’t

Got X-rays and an ultrasound done today just to find out my diagnosis is literally just gas bubbles 💔

Using this Sunday morning to hold space for the defying gravity lyrics

I was told it was SCARY. Unsettling!! Unnerving! But it is not any of these things

I have never yawned more through a show than during Bly Manor omg

ok wow just saw the Wicked documentary and i've unfollowed Galinda. i had no idea

Another day of remembering Pablo Picasso died in 1973 and not 1873

I really wanted Olive Garden for dinner and now I’m laying in bed while my stomach hits whistle notes

a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY

Now that Matt Gaetz’s schedule has freed up he can go attend a Robbie Rotten lookalike contest

*watches a single video on how to fix my toilet*

YouTube Algorithm: THIS DUDE LOVES TOILETS

Slay!!!

are there any leftist WWE wrestlers who might wanna run for office

I’ve never been a competitive person but dress to impress is slowly changing that

There’s no way I’m the same age as Jack Schlossberg