Eloise simplyeloise - Bluesky Statics

It’s sweet and heartfelt and just plain lovely

07.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Playing Resident evil 9 on the hardest difficulty is really...'hard'

07.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dont care if you dont like starfleet academy. You probably either didnt give it a chance and/or you might also just be an incel. Idk

07.03.2026 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thats valid

07.03.2026 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Anyways, please enjoy these pictures of the girls 🩷🎀

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06.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

So valid. Crash out queen!

06.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, i like hating on men alot.
They deserve the hate.

06.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hi, I'm Eloise. I currently mostly just talk about movies, Star Trek, Resident Evil 9, and my poor mental health.

06.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

neat

06.03.2026 20:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thats so valid!

06.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, I love Starfleet Academy. Everyone should watch it even if you dont like Star trek

06.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 144 🔁 3 💬 21 📌 1

Maybe drinking just makes me cry and crash tf out because it happens almost every time

06.03.2026 09:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crashing out ✌️

06.03.2026 08:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My family just thinks im crazy.

06.03.2026 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Unless you are my mom who literally gives me money every time she accidentally says it. Because she's literally trying to do better.

06.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I hear you say my deadname then you're fucking dead to me.

06.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I finished Resident Evil 9 and here's my ranking of the series 1-9.
1. RE4
2.RE7: Biohazard
3.RE9: requim
4.RE2
5.RE
6.RE3
7.RE8: Village
8.RE5
9.RE6

05.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is it normal that I only talk to a guy because I like his dog???

04.03.2026 06:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like lately ive been having some good movie ideas.

03.03.2026 07:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean I do know this one girl

03.03.2026 07:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I need a girl to watch all the movies with me.

03.03.2026 07:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to hot box it in my car with a homie screaming to sad emo shit

02.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Needless to say I'm crashing out a little bit less.

02.03.2026 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I drunk texted this girl last night that I think is lowkey really cute which is really embarrassing, and i never expected to hear from her again but she just texted me.

02.03.2026 05:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Thanks for thinking im cool, but yeah I'll be okay.

01.03.2026 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm crashing out a little bit. I'm going to go to work and pretend im fine. Bye.

01.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People who say there aren't any original ideas in movies these days just dont watch enough movies...

01.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe I do get hangovers, they just aren’t as bad as they were when I was younger.

01.03.2026 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leon Kennedy is DADDY

01.03.2026 00:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today is a good day

27.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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