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Spencer Green

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Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Lassitude

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Iran launches endless barrage of Khameneis.
09.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dow drops 800 points as stagflation fears grow with oil soaring above $100 per barrel: Live updates The Dow recorded its worst week since President Trump unveiled his tariff policy in April.

Congratulations, Donald: You found something worse than tariffs to fuck up the economy.

09.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And too painfully appropriate.

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GM!

09.03.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The inevitable choice, these days.

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Yo!

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Good morning!

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Mornin'!

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We're all abiding.

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Only Barron, I hope.

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Morning!

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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
YouTube video by CCRVEVO Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
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Major Garrett's appropriate response during his interview with Pete Hegseth for "60 Minutes." (Bari Weiss must have been asleep during editing.)

09.03.2026 08:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear MAGAts: Trump has lied--and continues to lie--to you about everything he said he would do and everything he said he wouldn't do. And this is still what he thinks about you and everyone else. Had enough yet? - Sincerely, Everyone Who's Not a Cretin

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The U.S. military was targeting an area near bombed Iranian school, sources say Three witnesses and an education official told NBC News that the school was located on a former Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps base that closed 15 years ago.

It's just a littie tough for our administration to expect a population to rise up against its government when our administration is killing that population.

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Good morning!

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Me, too...

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Absolutely!

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Good morning, and agreed!

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Morning!

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Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle (1973) (HQ Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ciumpy's Radio Music Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle (1973) (HQ Official Music Video)
08.03.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Advice from one mob boss to another about appropriate attire at a dignified transfer.

08.03.2026 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I declare Miss Lindsey is getting the vapours.

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And we know just who's bottom, wink wink nudge nudge.

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Judge says Kari Lake’s tenure atop US media agency was improper, voids actions as β€˜acting CEO’ U.S. District Judge Royce Lamberth concluded that her ascension was an illegal end-run around the Senate’s advice and consent role.

Now she and Kristi Noem can become the D-List Team.

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β€˜Sorry! I Don’t Hate It!’ Bill Maher Praises Trump’s War Bill Maher praised President Donald Trump over his war with Iran, telling his fans "Sorry! I don't" hate it β€” provided he "doesn't put boots on the ground."

Like the president he can't seem to quit, Bill Maher's one undisputed talent is making a lot of people think he's smarter than he really is.

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New Trump coalitions: The Panty Shields of the Miss Americas; The Coalition of Stuff Blowing Up Real Good; The No-Dicks, No-Brains Manosphere Alliance; The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial League of Extraordinary Scumbags

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President Trump Expected to Attend Dignified Transfer at DAFB Today The remains of six service members killed last Sunday in an Iranian drone strike at a command center in Kuwait during Operation Epic Fury will arrive at Dover Air Force Base today. The White House say...

Trump's presence will require dropping the "dignified" part.

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