@spencergreen.bsky.social
Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Lassitude
Congratulations, Donald: You found something worse than tariffs to fuck up the economy.
09.03.2026 14:35 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0And too painfully appropriate.
09.03.2026 13:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0GM!
09.03.2026 13:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The inevitable choice, these days.
09.03.2026 13:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yo!
09.03.2026 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good morning!
09.03.2026 13:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mornin'!
09.03.2026 13:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We're all abiding.
09.03.2026 13:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Only Barron, I hope.
09.03.2026 13:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Morning!
09.03.2026 13:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Major Garrett's appropriate response during his interview with Pete Hegseth for "60 Minutes." (Bari Weiss must have been asleep during editing.)
09.03.2026 08:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dear MAGAts: Trump has lied--and continues to lie--to you about everything he said he would do and everything he said he wouldn't do. And this is still what he thinks about you and everyone else. Had enough yet? - Sincerely, Everyone Who's Not a Cretin
09.03.2026 00:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's just a littie tough for our administration to expect a population to rise up against its government when our administration is killing that population.
08.03.2026 15:24 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Good morning!
08.03.2026 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me, too...
08.03.2026 15:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Absolutely!
08.03.2026 15:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Good morning, and agreed!
08.03.2026 15:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Morning!
08.03.2026 15:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Advice from one mob boss to another about appropriate attire at a dignified transfer.
08.03.2026 09:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ah, I declare Miss Lindsey is getting the vapours.
08.03.2026 03:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And we know just who's bottom, wink wink nudge nudge.
08.03.2026 03:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Now she and Kristi Noem can become the D-List Team.
08.03.2026 01:29 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Like the president he can't seem to quit, Bill Maher's one undisputed talent is making a lot of people think he's smarter than he really is.
07.03.2026 22:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0New Trump coalitions: The Panty Shields of the Miss Americas; The Coalition of Stuff Blowing Up Real Good; The No-Dicks, No-Brains Manosphere Alliance; The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial League of Extraordinary Scumbags
07.03.2026 20:25 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0