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Spencer Green

@spencergreen.bsky.social

Writer-type person for hire. Who writes. Credits include: In Living Color, Mad TV, The Huffington Post, Leonard Maltin's Movie Guide, Bukowsical, other stuff. Soup of the Day: Cream of Lassitude

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Unbearable, he is.

09.03.2026 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of excursion!

09.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Trump live--or whatever he may be at this moment in time--it still astonishes me that any sentient person voted for this slurring, lying, broken record of a motherfucker.

09.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Iran launches endless barrage of Khameneis.
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Dow drops 800 points as stagflation fears grow with oil soaring above $100 per barrel: Live updates The Dow recorded its worst week since President Trump unveiled his tariff policy in April.

Congratulations, Donald: You found something worse than tariffs to fuck up the economy.

09.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

And too painfully appropriate.

09.03.2026 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

GM!

09.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The inevitable choice, these days.

09.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yo!

09.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning!

09.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mornin'!

09.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're all abiding.

09.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only Barron, I hope.

09.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Morning!

09.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
YouTube video by CCRVEVO Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son
09.03.2026 10:31 — 👍 30    🔁 1    💬 10    📌 0
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Major Garrett's appropriate response during his interview with Pete Hegseth for "60 Minutes." (Bari Weiss must have been asleep during editing.)

09.03.2026 08:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Dear MAGAts: Trump has lied--and continues to lie--to you about everything he said he would do and everything he said he wouldn't do. And this is still what he thinks about you and everyone else. Had enough yet? - Sincerely, Everyone Who's Not a Cretin

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The U.S. military was targeting an area near bombed Iranian school, sources say Three witnesses and an education official told NBC News that the school was located on a former Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps base that closed 15 years ago.

It's just a littie tough for our administration to expect a population to rise up against its government when our administration is killing that population.

08.03.2026 15:24 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Good morning!

08.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me, too...

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Absolutely!

08.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning, and agreed!

08.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Morning!

08.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle (1973) (HQ Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Ciumpy's Radio Music Jim Croce - Time in a Bottle (1973) (HQ Official Music Video)
08.03.2026 10:30 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0
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Advice from one mob boss to another about appropriate attire at a dignified transfer.

08.03.2026 09:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, I declare Miss Lindsey is getting the vapours.

08.03.2026 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And we know just who's bottom, wink wink nudge nudge.

08.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0