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Here to waste the precious little time I have in my life to learn about nonsense. A perfectly cromulent account.

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The Iran Not Really a War Monument presented by Donald Trump

09.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Team America: World Police celebrating their victory while Paris burns in the background

Team America: World Police celebrating their victory while Paris burns in the background

We did it everybody!

09.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he just going to declare victory from his country club at 5:30?

09.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's nothing in the rule book that a dog can't have a bad take.

09.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arcade Fire

09.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

God. I hated the framing of all the Joe the Plumber discussion. He didn't even own his business or make that much money!

09.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The concentration camps guy?

09.03.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand the point he is trying to make but I am pretty sick of "the Jews" being used as a counterpart to "the Muslims" like we are supposed to be opposed to each other.

09.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How people on this app talk about having to vote for the obviously correct candidate each time and spending like five minutes doing so every few years.

09.03.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mr. President, I have laid out your formal baseball hat on your bed for your important meetings today.

09.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His only economic policy was massive tariffs.

09.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good morning mr president heres that ai generated video of you hitting a home run in the world series that you asked for but i really need you to look over that readout of the war in iran i gave you a few days ago

09.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 429    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I remember after his bad debate in 2024 people were like "why doesn't he go out there and prove people wrong?" When it was pointed out that he did like 10 public appearances and rallies the week after the debate, people would just go "well then why haven't I heard about any of these?"

09.03.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
AH, THESE florsheims 
SHOULD HELP THOSE 
FALLEN ARCHES. ENJOY.

AH, THESE florsheims SHOULD HELP THOSE FALLEN ARCHES. ENJOY.

09.03.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/josh...

09.03.2026 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Homer: If you want to ask trump for a favor, now's the time! he's doped up or dying or something!

Homer: If you want to ask trump for a favor, now's the time! he's doped up or dying or something!

Every piece of shit on the right getting whatever they want as long as Trump wets his beak.

09.03.2026 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything’s fine

09.03.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1778    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 162

Curious what the raw numbers would be here. I figure if you are already a MAGA supporter as a minority, you are probably really nutty to begin with. (Not to discount their white counterparts)

09.03.2026 10:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I sometimes see people who say that Biden was worse than Trump on Covid too.

09.03.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The self-immolation of Donald Trump
YouTube video by Takesβ„’ by Jamelle Bouie The self-immolation of Donald Trump

me, poking at the second trump presidency: "want to see a (soon to be) dead body?" youtu.be/ozvWGx_Re9A

09.03.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2423    πŸ” 333    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like the bad writing for Dany in the Game of Thrones finale.

09.03.2026 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Biden admin touts job well done replenishing oil reserves despite depleting them by half over last 4 years The Energy Department announced the end of replenishing the nation's strategic oil reserves previously depleted by President Biden and used the opportunity to praise the work done to replenish the sto...

This is how the right treated Biden keeping oil prices down and making a profit by doing so. www.foxnews.com/politics/bid...

09.03.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The rocket scientist?

09.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Tim Robinson. I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m scared.

Tim Robinson. I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m scared.

Every single person in the Trump administration trying to do their important jobs on the inside while they try to act tough.

09.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All this news is bumming me out. Time to watch Hamnet to relax.

08.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

$107

08.03.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

If the Dems wanted war with Iran so back so they could massacre their people, why didn't they do it under Biden?

08.03.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guest room over the garage too.

08.03.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These people are not allowed within 50 yards of these playgrounds.

08.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0