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Happy flex Friday to all my wonderful dogs and cats :3

I haven’t hit legs in a month
Tell me to hit legs, be mean or else I won’t

Haha stupid, It’s called hevy

Thank god for this app cause I can’t fucking count

He’s a messy twink, always making messes

I’m ngl not horny posting for like a few weeks has been so incredibly beneficial to me

born too late to fly the Concorde
born too early for commercial spaceflight
born just in time to get a Burger King crown 😏

This wasn’t perfect by any means and as far as plating goes I have a very long way to go, but this is probably one of the best tasting entrees I’ve made and I’m so excited to do it better next time

It was very good actually

Pan seared wild atlantic salmon served on top of crispy fingerling potatoes topped with a garlic sage sauce au citron.

Pan seared wild atlantic salmon served on top of crispy fingerling potatoes topped with a garlic sage sauce au citron.

I know I didn’t crop these that good but here’s doggy dinner

Going to look at planes again today cause I’m a good boy and I deserve it

@tolf.dog

Never kill yourself 🥰

Writing a LinkedIn post is the corporate equivalent of getting interviewed for the high school yearbook

This is turning into a hybrid sfw/nsfw account, expect more personal content here from now on

I had a dream where the guy at tsa took everything out my my toiletries bag, dumped a little bit of everything out, tested it, and let me go

Woooof come and help yourself stud

Wait rlly 😳

Woof woof wooooof

Happy jocktober sluts >:3

YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THE INCIDENT BUT YOU DID NOT TELL ME IT WAS TOLF

Good dogggggg

Pounding u next question

Agreed

Come join me in the shower bro

Would pet, would give treats

POV I catch you sniffing my jock after the gym

This label is on one of the fill valves we use at work 😭

Potentially ;3

Heard some of you freaks like paws, so here’s mine after the gym